[chaofruity]

hey everyone try this

Shut up

[1-800-fuckyou]

[chaofruity]

[1-800-fuckyou]

[shalrath]

australians dont have sex

australians mate

[105northtower]

I spat out my coffee

[quarterclever]

sorry about your

[inkywink]

fUCK

[did-you-know]

[did-you-know]

did-you-kno:

Magenta isn’t found anywhere on the visible color spectrum. 

It doesn’t even have a wavelength.

I’m serious.

I know it’s hard to believe, but it’s time to stop lying to yourself.

Source

[navyhuskie]

I can’t believe I’m having an existential crisis over a fucking color

[yourelost-itsokay]

Fuck

[jadenvargen]

i like elephant seals IN THEORY cos they look so goofy but every time i watch any documentary about them all they do is fuck and fight extremely graphically and disgustingly to the death so i’m deeply afraid of them

[smugbots-and-such]

I just googled “why do elephant seals fight” and got a video of one bashing himself in slow, rhythmic, dead-eyed crashes against a truck only slightly larger than itself while said owner just stood to the side, a defeated, perplexed look on his face

[smugbots-and-such]

[just-another-dead-blog]

Pretty sure this is Homer the elephant seal from New Zealand. He’s not fighting that car he’s fucking it. It’s how he got famous, he became a menace to a town after fucking a bunch of cars. He also fucked a restaurant’s power box and caused a blackout. Absolute madman.

[crestofnobility]

Ah, wonderful! Now I’m even more terrified.

[fancyglitch]

[m0rgenrequiem]

i love this wolf so much i had to draw him….. 

[aleandriseige]

CUTE!!!

[aboonoor]

[deermouth]

[loripop-c]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[explorerrowan]

They’re also shooting for 100% renewable plastic sources by 2030! All of the soft plant/leaf elements in sets right now and going forward are made out of bioplastic made from sugarcane, and they’re working on getting the regular hard plastic bricks out of that, too.

[lynnafred]

They’ve done it, actually! The full bricks are in the prototype stage now, and are expected to be 100% biodegradable without the need for a commercial compost facility. It’s very cool. Right now they’re testing the durability and playability of the bricks and seeing what needs to be revised/reworked on their final model.

[abolishice]

Don’t forget that:

[winston-life-hacks-2]

Reow

ReOw

ReopbfpbpfpbpfpOW

[mimibtsghost]

JIMIN BEING SUCH A DORK BHGVGVGV| Cr twt trivayoon

[thetroublesofbeingtrans]

I think some adults need to realize that teens don’t dislike adults because teens are rebellious and punk, a lot of kids and teens dislike adults because every interaction they’ve had with them is dismissing and condescending 

[lostinsideyoux]

I’m not even a teenager anymore and I still feel like this.

[ultramikahd]

Notice the fact that when teenagers have favorite teachers it’s the teachers who treat them as equals and don’t talk down to them but with them

[slutforchocorobos]

I wanna thank Netflix

For giving the Lucifer animators 5 more dollars so that his demonic face is no longer a fucking raisin

[3plymike]

Gotta make em laugh so they forget you ugly

[autogynephiladelphia]

Duolingo bimboification

[regularlesbian]

2019: cute!

2014: classic. Nice.

2012: eats human skin

2011: this might be a harmful black magic sigil

[lilitasticc]

Duo Owl c. 1536

[groovy-mushroom]

0h god he’s the demon of knowledge i knew it

[heavydirtysoul-24]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

“I don’t want you to be hopeful, I want you to feel fear” this girl is 43 levels of metal

[hunger-for-both]

If you don’t reblog this you are DEAD to me.

[randomperegrination]

This is Greta Thunberg. She is an activist for comprehensive climate change policies and action. She is a nominee for the Nobel Peace Prize. She’s 16. She’s remarkable.

[obscureoldguy]

Yes indeed!

[hellenhighwater]

When I was a kid, my mom was a judge and my dad was starting his solo practice, and they both worked full time. There were four of us kids between the ages of one and seven (the Just Us League) and no decent daycares nearby, so they hired a nanny.  She had three almost-adult children, and on days when she couldn’t work, one of her kids would substitute. The oldest kid was named Bob, age 18, and he had just finished army basic training when this all went down. Bob did not have the good sense god gave a rock. 

I have an older brother, Jake, who was seven; then me, Hellen, age five, then Seth, age three, and my little sister Gin would have been one. It was late August, and we were at our nanny’s house, though she was gone for the day. Bob was in charge.

Bob should probably not have been in charge.

Bob tried keeping us entertained with board games and tag and movies. Gin took a nap. Eventually he decided to get creative, and sat us down in the living room with a game and vanished into the garage. There was a smashing sound. And then some saw noises. And then some hammering. And then we saw him going around the house to the back yard through the windows, though we were too short to see what he was doing. And finally, he yelled to us to come out into the driveway. 

Jake and Seth and I trooped out. Bob had both hands behind his back. He stepped up to Jake and revealed what he had in his right hand. 

It was a wooden sword. It was clearly made from what appeared to be parts of a chair’s legs, cut down and nailed together. He presented this, and announced, “You are Sir Jake, the strongest knight!” 

He stepped up to Seth and presented what was in his left hand. It was another wooden sword, smaller than the first, also crudely made out of chair legs. He announced, “You are Sir Seth, the bravest knight!”

At this point, I was practically vibrating in place, waiting eagerly for my sword so I could use it to whale on my brothers, as god intended me to do. I was therefore understandably disappointed to be presented with the business end of a garden hose and told, “You are Miss Hellen, the Water Fairy!”

“No,” I said. “I want a sword.”

Bob was confused. “But you get water magic! Magic’s great!”

“No.” I repeated, holding the hose. It had a spray nozzle set to jet. “I want a sword.”

“Magic’s great. Magic’s better than a sword.” Bob insisted. “You’ll see. Wait here a moment.”

And then Bob ran around the side of house and vanished. 

We stood in the driveway. Jake and Seth poked each other with their swords. I spritzed them idly with the hose, trying to decide which of them would be easier to steal a sword from. 

And then we heard a quiet wooshing noise, and smelled smoke. 

We turned. As we watched, a line of fire rushed around the corner of the house, consuming a path of gasoline poured into the dry August grass. 

We paused and considered this for a few moments. I raised the hose and sprayed a jet of water at the fire. It went out. We glanced at each other. Then we took off running, following the trail of fire, spraying as we went. 

The fire led in a path around the house to the back yard. As we turned the corner, we saw Bob, clad in a bathrobe and holding a curtain rod, standing in the center of a large ring of burning grass. He cackled manically. “I am the FIRE WIZARD! Your puny swords are useless! Nothing but water magic can defeat me!”

I promptly blasted him with the hose. He spluttered. The fire did not go out. 

I turned the hose on the fire itself, spraying a section close to us so that it would extinguish. As soon as there was enough room, Jake charged forward, brandishing his chair leg sword with a battle cry. Seth, always happy to be included, followed. They ran into the circle and began beating Bob around the kneecaps with their swords. I kept spraying. 

Eventually, Bob the Fire Wizard was brought down and all the fire was extinguished. Seth and Jake continued to work on bruising Bob’s shins, and I quickly discarded the hose to lend my fists and extremely pointy elbows to the cause. Bob lay in the smoldering grass, probably regretting using such sturdy chair legs. 

Once we’d all tired ourselves out and lay panting in a heap, Bob decided it was time for the moral of the story. “You see, a sword is nothing compared to the power of a little girl with **magic**.” 

We thought about this for a few moments. Bob nodded wisely. Jake and Seth nodded back. 

“I still want a sword.” I said. 

[hellenhighwater]

This was one of those childhood memories that I always sort of looked at sideways, like “this can’t be right, that didn’t happen.” until one day I brought it up at a family dinner and confirmed: this 100% actually occurred.

[mymagnificentself]

are you kidding me bob seems like the coolest babysitter Ever, he should Totally be in charge at all times hellO

[hellenhighwater]

bob firmly believed that proper croquet gameplay involved a weedwhacker. if bob was in charge at all times none of us would have survived to adulthood, bob included. 

in fact, since bob’s plan involved him being stuck in the middle of a circle of fire while the only water source was controlled by a five year old, I bet bob would have been the first to die. 

I liked Bob a lot.

[mimibtsghost]

BEST QUOTES FROM BTS’ MAP OF THE SOUL PERSONA:

INTRO: PERSONA

“The regrets that I don’t even get sick of any more. I tumble with them every night until I’m disgusted.”

“Dear myself. You must never lose your temperature. Cuz you don’t need to be neither warm nor cold.”  

작은 것들을 위한 시 (BOY WITH LUV)

“You’re the star that turns ordinaries into extraordinaries.” 

“Sometimes I was a little stuck up. Elevated sky, expanded halls. Sometimes I prayed, let me run away. But your pain is my pain. When I realized that, I vowed to myself. With the wings of Icarus, you gave me. Not towards the sun but towards you. Let me fly“

소우주 (MIKROKOSMOS)

“Starlight that shines brighter in the darkest night. The deeper the night, the brighter the starlight.“

“One history in one person. One star in one person. 7 billion different worlds. Shining with 7 billion lights.” 

MAKE IT RIGHT

“Across the desert and the sea. This wide, wide world. I was wandering.”

“This eternal night with no end in sight. It’s you who gifted me the morning… I know the sea without you is the same as a desert.“

HOME 

“Whatever I fill becomes emptier. The more we’re together, I feel lonelier.“

“It’s comfortable even as you say nothing. It became my home because you were there.”

JAVAIS VU

“If this was a game. I could just load it again. I guess I gotta deal with this, deal with this. Real world.”  

“Please give me a remedy. A remedy to make my heart beat again…I’m fine but I’m not fine. I told myself I was used to it. It always hurts like it’s the first time.“

DIONYSUS

“Born as a K-pop idol. Reborn as an artist.”  

“The new record is the fight against oneself.”  

Cr tr genius.com By @mimibtsghost