slut for animation

kai • 19 • bi • VLD • TDP • SPOP • ATLA • ML • LOK • 

[brobotsbro]

a transformers contiuity where the bots are more or less genre-savvy to the whole “optimus won’t be dead for long” thing. like optimus dies and the obligatory human companions are heartbroken but literally every one of the autobots is just like “eh we only need to worry if he’s not back by next tuesday”

[brobotsbro]

also optimus getting like fucking stabbed or something and just being like. sighs. and then fuckin dies with a faintly irritated expression

[brobotsbro]

instead of a dramatic monologue before death its just everyone being like “god damn it not again” and optimus being like “arcee is in charge till i get back, don’t throw any wild parties and remember to change the trash” and when he gets back in 5-10 business days hes gonna find literally noone changed the trash that entire time

either that or every single time it happens he makes his monologue even more ridiculously melodramatic and florid and the humans are absolutely distraught but the bots are just trying to hold in their fucking laughter

[llleighsmith]

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

[guccixcucci]

This is so cute 🥺

[rashemibabe]

[coldpapernightmare]

The family that cosplays together is cute as shit together

[romancemancer-deactivated202008]

[hokage]

long cats

[inlovesuggest]

i want to kiss you in the soft light of early morning

[chainmailwhaletail-deactivated2]

no periods no commas just a sentence living in the moment

[astrodidact]

[adoring-suggestion]

When your dad tries to guilt trip you into visiting him: “well I guess I’ll just spend the weekend all by myself...”

You say “glad to know we’re on the same page.” Slowly, he will have to adapt to just outright telling you what he thinks instead of playing mind games.

When your friend tries to hint that they’re mad at you without saying anything: “Oh, I’m fine, clearly you don’t need to worry about me,”

You say: “I’m glad you’re doing well. Call me if you want to talk, though!” Soon enough, they will accept that they can’t be passive aggressive with you.

When your boyfriend says: “All your friends are great, I really love *insert male friend* especially.”

You say: “I’m so glad you like my friends! I should invite them back soon.” He needs to understand that if he has a problem with your friends, he needs to just voice his concerns instead of being sarcastic and accusatory.

As someone who has lived through several toxic relationships and has an abusive father, I think one of the most important manipulation tools a toxic person has is excessive subtext and hidden meanings in their conversation. It hides all of the actual fighting from the eyes of onlookers while still hurting you, which is scary and makes you feel like you’re making it all up. Don’t put up with this bs. Make them stop hiding.

Make. Them. Say. What. They. Mean.

[odonianpoet]

[vladtheunfollower]

[quarternotewhistle]

Oh this reminds me of a story from my youth, which I don’t Actually Remember Happening, but it has been recounted to me.

Basically when me and my bro were little, once, my mom had been making us supper. and she left the room for a minute for something, and when she came back, my brother was standing on a chair, and I was passing him green beans, which he was setting on the blades of the ceiling fan.

Now, when my mother saw this, she did what any respectable parent would do, and told us to sit our butts down and wait til our dad gets home.

Not much later, dad got home from work, ready to sit down to supper.

And mom sighs and goes, “honey, it’s hot in here, would you turn the fan on?”

[mexicanheaux]

Every days a fucking performance huh ladies?? Where’s OUR Emmy

[mexicanheaux]

I couldn’t stop hoping people thought I was pretty on the bus...when will it end...

[imaginedsoldier]

Cleaning with ADHD all about momentum. Its like being a shark, if you stop moving you just straight up die.

[deactivatexxx-deactivated202305]

[alannahablar]

[theoracleofkwangya-deactivated2]

nothing is awkward or cheesy if you dont give a fuck. im on this earth to have a good time not to be seen as cool

[martindykewood]

taking care of kids is so easy it requires three skills:

acting very dramatic and telling an injured kid that an amputation is necessary

saying wildly incorrect things so that the kid will correct you and feel good about themselves for being so smart

pretending every time they have something cool that it's actually a present they've brought you