tortilla chips

Hey, I'm Tort, but you can call me whatever | i love mermaids and cats | they/them, in 20s somehow??, white (i apologize), queerest of them all | header by cheritsundere | icon by dwagon-pwince | i am just a babey learning myself | i forget a lot

[littlebird12j]

im glad that we all individually got up and said "ok thats nice but sha hualing and liu mingyan are in love"

[miraclemaya]

living in one of those free use public sex kinda hentai but no one wants to have sex with me so i mostly just stay home and post. i look outside and sigh wistfully at the sight of a woman getting eaten out so hard she somehow cums twice in one moment and then close my blinds so i can focus on cookie clicker

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Charles guiteau

[communistrainbowdash]

The man who assassinated James Garfield??????

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

[prime89]

I will always love how you can learn things that your history class failed to teach you from shitposts on this site. Never change.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

You don’t get knowledge delivered like this on other webbed sites and apps.

[miraclemaya]

living in one of those free use public sex kinda hentai but no one wants to have sex with me so i mostly just stay home and post. i look outside and sigh wistfully at the sight of a woman getting eaten out so hard she somehow cums twice in one moment and then close my blinds so i can focus on cookie clicker

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Charles guiteau

[communistrainbowdash]

The man who assassinated James Garfield??????

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

[prime89]

I will always love how you can learn things that your history class failed to teach you from shitposts on this site. Never change.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

You don’t get knowledge delivered like this on other webbed sites and apps.

[manzanamarim]

My friend sal told me abt the svsss pad commercial and I stopped everything to draw this

[piosplayhouse]

Followers informed me that the scum villain pad commercial is now behind a paywall on YouTube and also not available on wetv which is DEVASTATING because it contains important scum villain lore essential to understanding the story.

Anyway here’s Shen QingQiu giving Ning Yingying pads while Binghe looks on in jealousy

[yuangler]

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[manzanamarim]

My friend sal told me abt the svsss pad commercial and I stopped everything to draw this

[urie]

dick so good you start plotting and scheming

[urie]

[retquits]

there is something so crazy and powerful about having art of your oc that was made by anyone other than yourself. like oh my god you actually exist outside of my own brain that's WILD

[ravioliet]

[cruelfrenzyalchemist]

So humm I discovered that I really enjoy drawing curly hair... And also these two.

[isaosoichiro2]

This captures them so perfectly

[talesfromthecrypts]

“They said they wanted a vampire relationship with no age gap”

“No age gap??!?!?”

“And no non-con elements”

“NO NON CON?”

“And no coercion or otherwise manipulative behaviors”

“Joe they want a vampire with NOTHING”

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[elizapad]

Happy Pride, cave dwellers 🦇

[fellshish]

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

[romanitas]

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate

[papa-pastusa]

I haven't drawn In A While, but a quick doodle for a fic is not a bad idea.

Fic is Wife Plot #1 by @clairelutra

[retquits]

there is something so crazy and powerful about having art of your oc that was made by anyone other than yourself. like oh my god you actually exist outside of my own brain that's WILD

[ravioliet]

[cruelfrenzyalchemist]

So humm I discovered that I really enjoy drawing curly hair... And also these two.

[isaosoichiro2]

This captures them so perfectly

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Germans completely outdid the english language by calling tv a farseer. They got their orcish shamans to name that shit

[da-riya]

[talesfromthecrypts]

“They said they wanted a vampire relationship with no age gap”

“No age gap??!?!?”

“And no non-con elements”

“NO NON CON?”

“And no coercion or otherwise manipulative behaviors”

“Joe they want a vampire with NOTHING”