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[tomochingus-moved-courtmartialm]

“we won.”

[spragnione]

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[kuuras]

“Make my wish come true, let darkness fade to light. Show me there’s still hope, show me it’s not over. Battles we can win, our struggles lies within. Will we live to greet the dawn? Love will not leave you, hate will not heal you. Promise me one day that peace shall reign.”

[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[onlyblackgirl]

Deadass tho

[phantomrose96]

One of my favorite things in FMA has gotta be how irrefutably useless Team Greed 2.0 was. They had no plans and got nothing done. This team contains the main character of the whole series and they still managed to be completely useless it’s beautiful.

Team Mustang/Grumman/Armstrong/Hohenheim/Scar: In preparation for the Promised Day, we’ve assassinated the Fuhrer of the country, kidnapped his wife to reveal the ulterior motives of the Higher Staff, recruited an army of old war buddies and Briggs soldiers to launch a full-scale coup of the country’s government complete with an arsenal imported from Xing, planted a counter-transmutation circle across the whole country to negate Father’s mass-genocide plans, as well as a second country-wide circle to destroy the obscructive alchemy Father has spread through Amestris, and are in the process of hunting down and killing the last of the homunculi. It’s been going pretty well for the most part.

Team Greed 2.0: Well Ed here is doing his best to act dead so the military doesn’t find him. All while warding off existential dread, which is good, he’s a trooper. The chimeras are following us because we feed ‘em. As for me, Greed? Aha yeah I’m planning on taking over the world. How you ask? Good question. No really, that’s a good question. I don’t know. If you’ve got any ideas please tell me.

[daminwayne]

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

[bebe-benzenheimer]

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

[impolitecanadian]

guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay

[gorillateaparty]

May your GPA rise due to clerical error.

[umpteenthstupidfeelings-blog]

this magical tumblr grade increaser comes once in a million years, reblog for good grades

[class-struggle-anarchism]

tumblr puts a relatively inoffensive post on your dashboard because it’s in a tag you follow, and it’s fine… but then the same post appears over and over and over, until you can’t be arsed seeing it again, and you go to click to close it - and tumbr puts some words like ‘ugh this post sucks’…and it’s like…no tumblr, it’s not the post, it’s you. you suck.

[setheverman]

So in what part of the US do you live?

sweden

[monstermonstre]

european tumblr: a summary

[buzzfeed]

19 PowerPoint Presentations That Should Be In Every School Curriculum Ever

[lucithademon]

He said white ppl are a plague 😹😹

[nutheadgee-deactivated20190314]

White people in the notes so mad I’m living

[parsoleathi]

Racism stays racism no matter what. These presentations are plain racist. It’s baffling how many people celebrate this. If you attack someone for their race no matter the intentions then you’re a racist, plain and simple. There’s no way around that. So much hypocritical bullshit here, good god…

[yveinthesky-deactivated20190127]

[official-german-translationen]

rip

[thealpacalypse-archive]

i don’t think anyone outside of Germany understands how scarring it is to hear the words “Fresh Dumbledore”. you do not know that there’s a whole generation of Germans out there who get thrown back in time upon hearing those words… war flashbacks of “wer zum Teufel ist Amanda”, “Voldemort hat einen Stein nach mir geworfen”, “SCHINKEN!” and “Ich bin alt, ich bin bald tot, aus grün mach rot. Klatsch!”… those and so many other quotes still haunt me.

you do not know that there’s a whole parallel universe in Germany where Hermione is a lesbian, Dumbledore is a gangster rapper, Gilderoy Lockhard is a porn star and everything is 100% obscene. that everyone quoted these dubs for months. that there were actual albums of Fresh Dumbledore out there that you could listen to. That there was also an album of Snape’s black metal band. Even Warner Brothers got wind of it and threatened to sue.

one woman in Germany redefined Harry Potter for countless people for years, and none of you even know.

the memory of it is burnt into my brain and I cannot escape. 

[viekastv]

[milkteasympathy]

CLOTHING LIFE HACKS

[allthingsgerman]

When politics gives you lemons, make memes.

[stability]

[helloitsbees]

rest in fucking pieces siobhan

[willkommen-in-germany]

Die Brötchen = bread rolls (plural). The crescent on top is “das Hörnchen” in German (“little horn”) or we just say “der Croissant”, like in French. Das Meerkornbrötchen = multi seed roll (my personal favorite), das Sesambrötchen = sesame roll, das Mohnbrötchen = poppyseed roll. If you’re a tourist and can’t remember all that, just point and nod but DO NOT miss trying delicious German bread rolls at a German corner bakery. :)

[officialdorfkind]

no offense aber who the fuck sagt DER Croissant? 🤔

[ithelpstodream]

MASCULINITY SO FRAGILE

“I decided to build this dog and make it crappy to downgrade the statue, exactly how the girl is a downgrade on the bull.”

- sculptor Alex Gardega

[noseforahtwo]

Alex Gardega was hit by a train yesterday. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

[teknon-deactivated20190112]

Is the train okay?

[bluedesertbruja]

oh my god he really did die. i thought that comment was a joke. 

[pepsiprincesa]

LMAOOOOO

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

Amazing? Amazing

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

This is so fucking funny

[virginiaisforhaters]

i hate to rain on your parades but the artist erected this statue to protest the sponsor of Fearless Girl, an american financial services company which financed fearless girl under the guise of feminism as an advertisement to promote their index fund (which allegedly is comprised of gender diverse companies) while the company itself paid unequal salaries to their female and african american executives who made less than the white male employees, and at the same time their own company lacks the gender diversity they claimed to be funding. Or, as the man himself says:

So, Fearless Girl is an advertisement sponsored by a fortune 500 company to disguise their gender based discrimination under the guise of feminism, and you’re all laughing at someone who tried to fight back against the oppressive company. Gardega actually removed the pissing pug statue himself soon after he erected it, because as he says “I’m a very positive person actually, and I don’t like to see people get upset.” He realized that the statue was upsetting people and that the intention of the statue was misunderstood and removed it. But like, googling is hard, and it’s funny to laugh at people dying. (http://gothamist.com/2017/05/30/fearless_girl_pissing_pug.php)

(http://gothamist.com/2017/10/14/man_killed_by_6_train_was_pissing_p.php)

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Y’all: “Fuck rich people” 

Also y’all: “Fuck this artist that protested the rich.” 

[okkusenman-deactivated20180220]

May he rest in peace.

[ablackdogsblog]

even if he had made the statue for the reasons the above commenters originally thought, you shouldn’t fucking laugh at someone’s death. Assholes.

[commiehilfiger]

RPG’s be like