Klein und Asinine

Resident college trash. Food Science and Nutrition major because I decided I don't hate myself enough yet. Professional angry gremlin. You've got enemies/problems? I'll beat 'em up. Lover of all baby animals (baby qualifications range 0-forever). I post whatever's funny or cute. idkidkidk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[jame7t]

Cry about it bitch

starts moaning and weeping

[chloematis]

“That’s true! I did! I crinkled this!“ A painting of my favorite post from @straycatj I hope my rendition of this dastardly crime did it justice

[straycatj]

Why do you reveal my naughty past… although it’s a good art…but…but…but…

[velocitations]

[fakephonenumber]

@socalgal

[swordseer]

Most autistic dog to ever exist

[everybody-loves-to-eat]

white cheddar mac topped with braised oxtail

[shadowiie]

[pjackk]

Why does my sopping wet rag smell like shit

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Thought this could fit in well here

[priscilladyke]

Ok I don’t mean to be doing this too often but I literally just wrote a paper about this so I thought I would comment! The English translation is The Cursed Woman but the original French is La Femme Damnée. “Femmes Damnées” was the title of a Baudelaire poem from his acclaimed 1857 book Fleurs du mal, which was known, among other things, to be a collection that famously dealt with the subject of lesbians. The poem tells the story of the desires and passionate love between two lesbians: Delphine and Hippolyte. As a result of this poem and of the book as a whole, the terms “fleurs du mal” and “femme damnée” became lesbian monikers of the turn of the century. Though some have deemed the term “damned women” to be accusatory of some moral dissonance, the poem it is derived from is actually quite sympathetic to the condition of lesbian love as it is a love which is unable to fully flourish in that time. Regardless, the translated title of Tassaert’s painting is misleading, as the original French is less accusatory and more identifying. The title is more accurately “the lesbian.”

[neo-soulless]

[zovsko]

cant stop thinking about this comment

[cryptotheism]

When I got hit with a Havana Syndrome beam, it caused a resonance cascade between my rose quartz nipple piercings and the communion wafer in my stomach that gave every rat in a 5 mile radius a lethal orgasm.

[physical-media-enthusiast]

[americandreambarbie]

ok but no like this is the best one

[gothstrology]

Similar to my cat, Roger

[xekstrin]

dan roger your kitties

[foodblueprint]

Ill give the bacteria two free shots at me, two free hits to get me. Because im a nice guy

[hymnsofheresy]

i was with my mother’s family and they were talking to me about my religious studies major. my great aunt asked me what the definition of hell was, and i responded “well i suppose it depends on who you ask.” and nearly all the protestants in the group decided that hell was “the absence of god” which i suppose is a fair answer, albeit not a universal one. my cousin’s wife was playing with her 3-year-old daughter and she says “well mommy says that hell is a mcdonald’s playplace” asdfghjhgfd

[hymnsofheresy]

this 3-year-old girl is so fucking hilarious. her mothers have signed her up for a toddler yoga class, and so she has adopted a very unique language. this child also has an imaginary friend named “mom” which is, in her mind, the boss of her two mothers. for example, my cousin’s wife explained to me how her daughter got mad at them one time. the little girl situated herself in the corner of her crib, pretended to type on a cell phone and said  “im writing an email to mom right now and telling her how bad you two are. namaste.”

[hymnsofheresy]

the family’s Big Theory about “Mom” is that both my cousin and her wife are referred to as “Mommy” and “Mama.” The nickname “Mom” is not used in the house because it would just be confusing. However, when interacting with the world, people tell their daughter that they will “tell her mom” if she is doing something wrong. so this child automatically assumes there is this greater “Mom” figure that is responsible for distributing universal justice. 

[alexaloraetheris]

To be fair to the toddler, that’s pretty much how religions get started.

[dantescandlestick]

Our Mom, who art gonna hear about this,

[valtsv]

do you celebrate valentines day?

[spelldealer]

THIS is the bear cave painting i was talking about, the line weight, the proportions, the fine details around the face, and the fact that this all had to be drawn from memory, idk man, it’s incredible to me. if i could meet one person from history it’d be the person that painted this bear 30,000 years ago

[opendirectories]