Klelijah is Life

[klelijahotp]

Enjoy on Ao3

A fic written with @5218

Snippet below the cut

"Obviously, did you need something?" He wasn't mad, at Finn not really he was just annoyed that his bath got interrupted. He took out a pair of boxers and t-shirt and went back into the bathroom to put them on. Elijah turned from the dresser to find Finn in the bathroom doorway, leaning against it, the quiet rush of wind a slight chill on his skin. His lips curved a bit more, something not a smile but not a smirk either as his eyes scanned Elijah from head to toe. "I'd appreciate an apology," Finn replied, his tone almost floaty, distant as his eyes took in Elijah’s form and finally met his eyes again. "I know you're fond of letters, but I'd prefer something verbal, Klaus said at one point you were good at those. Of course, I wouldn't know what you've been up to these long years at all."

[twinkprison]

the tiktokification of tumblr needs to be stopped

[twinkprison]

we don’t censor words here stop acting like a fool, when you censor words and tags people who have that word filtered due to triggers will still see it

[bennettclaire]

Joseph Morgan as KLAUS MIKAELSON

THE ORIGINALS S05E13 - When The Saints Go Marching In

[wee-fuckin-woo]

[bennettclaire]

Malese Jow as ANNA ZHU

THE VAMPIRE DIARIES S01E11 - Bloodlines

[pukicho]

Tumblr, I might’ve already done that

[gueroboyfriend-deactivated20180]

u ever have on mutuals whos so deep in another fandom that u know absolutely zero about and they make posts that look like they speaking another language or some shit

[gueroboyfriend-deactivated20180]

[captainlordauditor]

i really appreciate the number of mutuals who are not in any of my fandoms sharing this post. its like a little hello nod as we pass each other in the hall

[jessmalia]

THE VAMPIRE DIARIES: The Reckoning (3x05)

[komaedalovemail]

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

[butterfirefly]

for the uninitiated

[klelijahotp]

Niko is a... completely normal mom to August!

Hi Jed! Can't believe i'm just now seeing this, this is amazing and I love this, lmao

Toooootally normal guys. Fully and completely normal. What? Why are you looking at me?

[bite-sized-roman-propaganda]

Morality for Marius, Excuses for Everyone Else

You know what I find genuinely fascinating? The anti-Marius crowd are so often the very same people who reduce every other character to a hypersexualised, infantilised fandom aesthetic.

Lestat, Louis, Armand, all of them flattened into fan art of crop tops, tiny waists, exposed chests, blood-smeared mouths and carefully curated trauma. Centuries of history, philosophy, violence, grief, power and contradiction are discarded so they can be transformed into whatever Gen Z fandom currently considers cute, submissive or sexually consumable.

Yet these same people will position themselves as intellectually and morally superior when discussing Marius, as though their engagement with the text is somehow more thoughtful, ethical or rigorous.

That is the hypocrisy.

They condemn Marius fans for acknowledging the complexity of a morally compromised character, while simultaneously fetishising the suffering, abuse and instability of every character they find aesthetically attractive. They insist that liking Marius must mean endorsing every terrible thing he has ever done, but reducing Armand’s trauma to blood-covered thirst traps is apparently nuanced literary analysis.

It is not about morality. It is about which characters they have decided are acceptable to sexualise, infantilise and project themselves onto.

[clownkissersinternational]

"i could fix him" please don't it took a lot of work to fuck him up this bad

[icarusofathousanddays]

Miriam/Kol/Soren/Johanna Mikaelson (@theabditories) + Four Fear Responses

Bonus:

[pusheen]

[bruceewayne]

me when blorbo gets beat up: 🥰

[veryluckyclovers]

[chthonicillness]

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella