moonlight

☆ daisy ☆ minor ☆ don't ask what my total is because i have zero idea. all roleplay. i block non lifting blogs unless messaged.

[softlifting]

the new faces of the lifting community

[ratboylifts]

like how crazy would it be if we all weren’t just rp blogs and we /actually/ stole stuff???

[kleptotonic-blog]

my peach is kleptonic! add me pals 💘

[shitty-lifting]

I found the perfect lifting wig to make you blend in absolutely anywhere in any store- thank me later

here u go

[kleptotonic-blog]

literally saved $100 on just a pair of shoes, eyeliner and a bracelet........ yowza

[lifter-shmifter]

when lp begins to apprehend me

[kleptotonic-blog]

so is there another subreddit to replace r/sh*plifting yet or is this void in my heart just gonna be there forever now

[paradise-panda-person]

Do yall ever go on a lift and realize, yall are just asking for it at this point? Like you didn’t count in the dressing room, nobody even welcomed me to the store, half your shit isn’t tagged and every employee is goofin off in the corner

[stargirllifts-deactivated201712]

Me when I see someone beep

[sunnylifts]

I’m bi so I use my invisibility in society to make blindspots

[littlebunnylifter-deactivated20]

I’m crying cause this is actually all of us 😂

[shesafaucet2018]

💯💯🤣🤣

[niftyliftz]

HHHHH this is so funny i watched it like 8 times

[baddielifter]

this is so funny i’ll never not reblog lmfao

[liftedyourman]

Lmfao

[kleptotonic-blog]

please tell me how the fuck this bitch can snatch from a place much more difficult and get out just fine but get nearly caught in a FUCKING DOLLAR STORE? an sa followed me like almost out the door and went “did you slip something into your bag?” and mentioned something and i went “nah i put it back” AND SHE WENT BACK INSIDE TO LOOK AND I JUST. LEFT. LMAKJFE. 

basically dont get cocky my dudes i almost got in shit over like 5 dollars

[kleptotonic-blog]

oof got some stuff today. it’s been a while. thought of y’all.

[lift-me-up]

DAY 5! DAY. F.I.V.E. LOOK AT THIS HAUL!!!!! LOOK!!!!!

BRUH IM SCREAMING. FEELING ARTSY? ROB THE JOINT. I WASN’T PAYING ATTENTION TO HOW MANY BRUSHES I GOT. I DIDN’T THINK I COULD FIT SO MUCH PAINT. WOWOWOWOWOWOW. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Time to faint now. I think after this Im gonna take it slow for a while wow 🤞

[kleptoguru-blog]

reblog if you love

sin

[kleptotonic-blog]

not gonna go into specifics but an sa literally followed me out of a store and called me and i was about to fucking bolt or cry or both but then it ended up being about something completely different sweet jesus i thought i was about to hit the slammer