[kleya-markis]

as much as i love rebels, i needed a change.

spectre-12 -> kleya-markis

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[ruinedchildhood]

Tigers with a frozen milk brick on a hot day

[dragondriana]

needless to say they are hopelessly dependent on the ingot

[andthepeople]

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[liquidstar]

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

[taylornprice]

shroooooms

[youare7567]

@swshows week: Day 1 - Heroes | Jedi

Ahsoka Tano: youngling Padawan Jedi Hero

[graciehart]

kate's dizzying array of hairstyles [14/?] — 2.21・“Den of Thieves”

[redstonedust]

sticks my finger in the barrel of your gun so it backfires on you looney toons style but the gun moaned and now none of us know what genre we're in.

[bisexualvader]

excerpt from Revenge of the Sith Novelization by Matthew Stover May the Fourth be with you! 🌠

[boghermit]

Happy May the Fourth to this tweet specifically

[yellow-cat]

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

[kleya-markis]

season 6 episode 9 of bones means a lot to me.

[philcollinsenjoyer]

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

[bufhasvhndsls-deactivated201610]

GET A LOAD OF THAT DOG

[owlmylove]

[distantly] THAT DOG

[jamie-bennett]

This is hands down my favorite video on the internet and I am so happy it showed back up on my dash!