BLAAAAAAAH MOTHERFUCKERS 🐐

Ed, 30 Ace. Married English bae and Chronic Space Gay™ Will scream for cash. --- Support Me on Ko-fi.com/insanesociopath --- my bitch boi:#Benward

[rylandgraces]

Project Hail Mary — 2026, dir. Phil Lord & Chris Miller

[newtonpermetersquare]

This meme is gold

[stickyfriendfireangel]

No, its pyrite

[thegreathamedebate]

Fool’s meme…

[dirgeofcerberus111]

[numberonefrancisforeststan]

shoutout to my husband for being so unbelievably brave (used my pc with its perfect and well-sized keyboard to push some stuff to github so i can maybe work on that while on my nightshift)

[insane-sociopath]

That micro keyboard is the work of the devil

[sushi-stims]

source

please credit me if you repost !

[abalidoth]

[brainscrems]

[targetedknowledge]

[elodieunderglass]

It’s too much for coffee early on, but perfect for a proper knight out

[cipheramnesia]

get back here

[twinktorturer]

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

[browsingfreakshit]

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

[fuckyeahpenelopewilton]

If he shows up dead on Downton then we know who did it.

[numberonefrancisforeststan]

zippo by nerdqueenenterprise

Rating: T

Archive Warning: Major Character Death

Category: Gen

Fandom: Call of Duty (Video Games)

Relationship: Alex Mason & Frank Woods

Characters: Frank Woods, Alex Mason, Black Ops 6 Safehouse Crew (mentioned)

Additional Tags: Hurt no Comfort, Alex Mason is dead, mentions of torture

Summary: Woods lends Mason his lighter. Years later he gets it back.

so I know I usually ignore that Mason is canonically dead because that's stupid and no he isn't. however. this was just too delicious to not do :3

[enemyforlife]

Astrolovers

Bri

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[ringo-of-ringbash]

[numberonefrancisforeststan]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Call of Duty (Video Games) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Alex Mason/Frank Woods Characters: Alex Mason (Call of Duty), Frank Woods Additional Tags: Period-Typical Homophobia, Light Angst, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Romance, First Dates, Arcades, In Public, Kissing, Frank Woods and Alex Mason Appreciation Fanweek Prompts 2026, Declarations Of Love Series: Part 7 of Woods X Mason Summary:

They’ve been functionally together in the romantic sense for over a year now. They’ve yet to go on a date. These things aren’t for people like them, men who love other men, no matter how much that fucking sucks.’ But rules are made to be broken after all, and who would be able to tell?

👍

[numberonefrancisforeststan]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Call of Duty (Video Games) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: David “Section” Mason & Frank Woods, Alex Mason/Frank Woods (background) Characters: David “Section” Mason, Frank Woods, Alex Mason, Alex Mason’s Wife (Call of Duty) Additional Tags: Birthday Fluff, Period Typical Attitudes, Canon-typical asshole behaviour from Woods, Frank Woods and Alex Mason Appreciation Fanweek Prompts 2026, Alex Mason is a bad father, Frank Woods is a great uncle, Frank Woods is a grumpy old man, Canon-typical swearing Summary: It’s Woods’ 50th birthday, everyone’s trying to make a fuss and all he wants is to be left in peace.

Well, maybe there’s one party invitation he’s happy to accept. Written in crayon on folded printer paper, in childish lettering, David wants to celebrate Woods’ birthday, and Woods is not going to say no.

did you know when you google the suez canal the very first suggestion is still suez canal blockage? i did enjoy that ngl

[sandmandaddy69]

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[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[cthoseris]

[numberonefrancisforeststan]

this house is (not) a home by nerdqueenenterprise

rating: teen and up audiences

archive warnings: no archive warnings apply

categories: gen, m/m

fandom: call of duty (video games)

relationships: alex mason & frank woods, alex mason/alex mason's wife, alex mason/frank woods

characters: alex mason, alex mason's wife, frank woods

additional tags: frank woods and alex mason appreciation fanweeks prompts 2026, period-typical homophobia, period-typical attitudes, friendship, friends to lovers, mentions of sex, mentions of canon-typical violence, slice of life collage

language: english

word count: 4,212

summary: "So where's home?" is a loaded question for men like them. Sometimes a home never was one. Sometimes it crumbles as it's being built. Sometimes it's in the most obvious place.

[annebronte-deactivated20210628]

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

[queerstudiesnatural]

some of my favourite sign fails <3

[samwiselastname]