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Explore this collection of thirteen unique tales inspired by two-sentence horror stories with deliciously depraved spice, from creeping cryptids to fantastical aliens, wicked undead fiends, and exciting new nightmares to haunt your dreams.
-A young man obsessed with horror movies chanting a local urban legend's name into a mirror yields a most unexpected result.
-Putting two dead bodies in the trunk of a car is bad enough, but waking up to find one of them missing is an absolute nightmare.
-A mysterious new customer claims he knows a shy restaurateur's secret ingredient, and no one is what they appear to be.
-The sole heir to an eccentric relative's collection is in for some surprises when he discovers the antiques have a life of their own.
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I'm Harle Haunts! I wrote most of the lore for this particular dicktionary >:3 Like a little lore with your smut? Check it out!
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13 Days of Monster F#cking: Volume 3 Dicktionary!
6" x 9" dicktionary with 35 pages including detailed profiles and 16 full color illustrations of the depraved dicks from 13 Days of Monster F#cking: Volume 3.
Yes, this is a monster dick guide book.
It is intended for ADULTS ONLY.
Check the style menu for bundling options! If you'd like to swap out the paperback for another 13 DOMF book, please specify down in the personalization box! If not, I will have to assume you want Volume #3!
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Want more? Have a little fun and color your very own monster! Or at least part of them :3
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13 Days of Monster F#cking: Volume 3 Coloring Book Companion!
6" x 9" coloring book with 17 pages starring all the depraved dingalings from 13 Days of Monster F#cking: Volume 3.
Yes, this is a monster dick coloring book.
It is intended for ADULTS ONLY.
Check the style menu for bundling options! If you'd like to swap out the paperback for another 13 DOMF book, please specify down in the personalization box! If not, I will have to assume you want Volume #3!
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Hi! Kat here. Some of you peeps might remember me from writing a bunch of Coldflash fics back in the day. This fandom has always been one of my favorite spots on the internet and holds a special place in my heart. A big part of that is because of the wonderful friends I met here, including @slimysuckers.
(ETA: aka Alexis_Tenshi over on AO3 for anyone who didn’t follow her here on Tumblr but still read her fics)
Slimy was one of my dearest fandom friends, a constant inspiration, and my salty sister. It’s a silly nickname we called each other because we loved to fuss about all the whack stuff on the shows (cough cough Oculus cough) and we had the best chats. We exchanged gifts and Christmas cards, talked about meeting IRL one day, but sadly I know now that’s not going to happen.
For those of you who don’t know, Slimy passed away in March. She’d been diagnosed with probable ALS, the same disease that her mother died from at a very young age, and we were just talking about it in late February. Less than two weeks later, she was already gone. I didn’t understand why she wasn’t answering my messages and thought she was busy. It wasn’t so unusual for us to go a little while without talking. But I found out yesterday that she’d died, and I’m pretty devastated.
I really, really miss my friend. <333
After reaching out to some other Coldflash peeps I still chat with, I decided I wanted to do something for Slimy. I want to organize a Christmas card exchange in her honor because getting her cards year after year was always such a treat. I treasured every single one, and even more so now.
I’m making this post to 1) let people know of her passing who might not be aware and 2) gauge any interest in participating. So, big hugs to everyone and lots of love. Let me know if any peeps are out there that want to join in.
Here it is! If you’d like to participate in the card exchange, fill out this form by December 1st. I will send out the address for your peep by December 2nd. I know some people love to buy cards in bulk so I am also including a “bulk list” option.
You can opt to have your address included on a big list to potentially receive multiple cards from folks! I’ll also be sending a card to everyone who participates as a thank you from me to you. <333
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