rule number one keep your fazers on stun

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[klingklang2]

this fucking guy taking so long to play orad after the commentators saw dorado in like two seconds

[yourgirlinpieces3]

hey does anyone know why they did that to me

[klingklang2]

ive gotten so much funkier since last year

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[wizardlyghost]

[dogpuppy]

[bea-bea-shoegazer]

Dentist who’s really bad at blowjobs: I’m gonna give you straight teeth

[girlnextvore]

When you see a Prep in hottopic

[girlnextvore]

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

[girlnextvore]

why are people reblogging this again

this post is like 11 years old

WHY AREYALL DOING THIS

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

[girlnextvore]

hey

fuck you LOL

[klingklang2]

in my dream last night MF DOOM is secretly alive but he magically turned into a woman

[klingklang2]

Hiiii oomf! Hope you’ve had a great day.

hello!!!! :3 today i went to a flea market and got vinyls!!!! how is your day

[klingklang2]

4-person relationship that only one of them thinks is a polycule

[klingklang2]

posting on tumblr

[isawken]

hey man. nice regional dialect. mind if i apply some baseless assumptions about your personhood to it? i was also gonna prescribe morality to it as well. if that’s cool with you

[flareonfloof]

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a headache

daily

weekly

monthly

couple times a year

yearly or less

Remaining time: 1 day 13 hours

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a tummy ache

daily

weekly

monthly

every couple months

yearly or less

Remaining time: 1 day 13 hours

[topgunvolleyballscene]

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

[girlnephew]

[eloso]

Someone was just setting the table for Christmas lunch when they took half a minute to lay out this vocabulary-changing bsky post, then carried on with their day...

[klingklang2]

[spressopredestinato]

i call 8am-11pm yearning hours because. thats when im awake