All prompts are optional, they’re just here to help generate ideas for anyone who’s stuck! Feel free to take them in any direction you please.
Klaus and Five used to date years ago and run into each other at their hometown bar. They’re like “damn, you look better than ever, are you single? Let’s make out.”
Five thought he was straight until he flirted with Klaus at a party, and now he can’t get Klaus out of his head and is on a mission to find him even though he doesn’t know Klaus’s name.
Klaus’s old dealer is moving to be with his boyfriend, so he hooks him up with Five and Five refuses to sell to him because Klaus cut in front of Five in line one time YEARS ago and he’s not even sure that it was him. This is ridiculous.
Klaus and Five meet in a cemetery and Klaus is playing a song really loudly from your car and it’s so disrespectful so Five tells him as much and Klaus says, “it was their favourite song” and now Five feels like an ass.
Klaus is an insomniac who calls Ben at 3am except he misdials on his landline and tells Five all about his nightmare before letting him talk and now he’s mortified but Five doesn’t hang up.
Klaus has been hearing voices in the shadows, at night, around corners. He knows they’re not real, but their words are. He’s losing himself but Five is there to support him.
Klaus is a small independent artist/photographer/graphic designer/producer/etc. One day they get an email from someone saying that they manage a celebrity (Five) and that Five would like to work with Klaus (and it's legitimate.)
Klaus and Five, burning the food because they were distracted by each other.
Five was a ruthless agent, not afraid to get their hands dirty. But after an injury the agency set him up to become a mentor for the next generation of spies and he somehow feels more like a glorified babysitter trying to train Klaus.
Klaus is a park ranger who tells all the visitors to the state park that the forest is definitely not haunted, despite the battle that took place there hundreds of years ago. Five is the ghost that Klaus has fallen in love with.
Klaus and Five are in a heated argument and nobody knows why. They’re fighting over who loves the other more.
Klaus has a cat café and Five never really talks to anyone when he’s there and it seems almost rude, but the cats all seem to love him.
Everyone is going as a couple to the Valentine’s Day Party and it would look stupid if Klaus and Five went alone, right? Maybe they can just go together.
Soulmate au but we’re totally in denial despite it being obvious to everyone else around us.
Klaus is a tattoo artist and Five is his grumpy client coming for his first tattoo - or vice versa?
Reginald and Grace don’t know they’re dating and Klaus and Five can’t afford to be caught - unfortunately they’re bad at hiding.
One of them begging the other not to leave them alone. Klaus and Five both have abandonment issues and a fear of being by themselves.
Enemies with benefits - they might not be on the same side, but Klaus and Five can’t keep their hands off each other. Is there a possibility for love?
During their wedding, Klaus is so excited to marry Five, that the person who marries them barely has time to finish the sentence ‘’You may now kiss the --’’ before Klaus leaps into their Five’s arms and gives them a huge kiss on the mouth.
Klaus is very good at making flower arrangements and he loves his small shop. But he’s not a natural business person and so hires Five to help him keep his shop open.
The best part of class for Five was his heated debates with Klaus. For the rest of the Hagreeves - and Pogo - the best part was, when both of them finally went on a date together.
Five used to be the perfect child, always doing what he’s told, never acting up. But he’s finally had enough and wants to break out of this fake idyll Reginald shows to the world by being even more fake and who’s better than Klaus as his fake partner to give a big middle finger to Reggie?
Klaus/Five finds out that their childhood imaginary friend or hallucination is actually a real person from another universe and sets about trying to meet the other in person.
“Just remember, if we get in trouble, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.”
“Are you sober?” “I’m moderately functional.” “I’ll take that as a no.”
"I might have slept with your (insert article of clothing) when you were gone."
"I don't feel safe letting you be alone when you're in that shape."
"This body is mine. You got that?"
“That’s it- You’re in time out.” “What?! I’m not a child-“ “I don’t care! Time out!”
“I’m gonna mark your entire body. Make sure everyone knows who you belong to.”
"I know I'm a fucking despicable person, but I won't watch idly while you fall into my shitty footsteps."
"Do you ever wear a shirt?"
"You're making me moan and this is a very inconvenient place for it."
“Don’t look at me, I was still dead at the time.”
“Do you need anything? Anything at all? I’m always here, just shout and I’ll come running. Do you want me to get a bell, so you can ring it and I’ll come? Would that be easier? You know what, I’ll get a bell just in case.”
“I can’t concentrate, when you look at me like that.” “Well, you should be concentrating on me instead, so...”
"You're very lucky I have questionable taste."
“I can’t lose you again! Please, don’t make me lose you again.”
“I was always afraid of being in a relationship, because I can’t always be affectionate like people expect me to be. But you always seem to know how far we can go and I trust you so much.”
