IF YOU ARE FROM MORDHAUS:
it services —> im not answering those questions here
dethklokology-related questions —> might be under nda but hey try me
‘get back to work’ —> this is part of my job bozo
‘can you doxx/ban/kill this guy?’ —> not unless you have a good reason
IF YOU ARE NOT FROM MORDHAUS:
call me suntory. like the whiskey, ask me if you want to know. i head information security and put out social research on all things dethklok-adjacent. id also be obligated to kill you if you somehow manage to endanger the band so youve been warned. dont fuck it up.
tracks on rotation
- this blog is basically just a gimmick blog where i pretend to be a klokateer and sometimes talk abt my oc! 504 will speak in italics like this, and ooc content will use normal text
- 504 will usually be referred to by me as their number. the people who call him that are pretty much exclusively coworkers and he actually prefers it if non-dethklok people call him suntory.
- hcs at the bottom of the page. not necessary but i think it helps to get a better grasp on this guy. other loose info will be tagged under #504 patch notes
- both the mod and 504 are adults. minors found interacting with 18+ content on this blog and/or generally anyone who’s acting in a way that skeeves me out will be blocked.
- not interested in ocxcanon outside of emotionally uninvolved relationships (mostly bc it seems ooc for this guy and not bc i hate cringe or wtv). i’ll probably humor you with ocxoc. i'm also not looking for any sexual interactions outside of 18+ jokes or like, nonsexual discussions of sex.
- tbh you can beat suntory with hammers for all i care. i have no personal attachment to them as a person. they’re an overqualified dirtbag that i like to see in situations.
- I’m taking the mtl universe as is. including the gore and outdated jokes and all that. 504 is not homophobic/misogynistic/etc but may talk about stuff like that in places where it exists in the show and the time period it was aired during.
- to be clear 504 is not intended to be a good person. they might concern themself with being one but they’re kind of a hubristic dick who bends to their own destructive emotional and intellectual whims (or lack thereof). tell me if i need to ease off in rp situations bc i’m not trying to be genuinely hurtful.
- feel free to interact if you’re another rp blog. idc if you’re from a different fandom or anything i’m just here to fuck around. you might have to help me out a bit though if i’m unfamiliar w the ip
tags i will be using, if you want to filter out my stuff:
#notes from 504 (rp posts/content)
#posts by 504 (in character posts/content)
#klokateer 504 (general non-rp content relating to 504)
#504 patch notes (in which i the mod infodump abt this guy and update y’all on new changes)
hcs (cw for some references to passive suicidality):
- malaysian american, from california but spent most of his adult life in new york (manhattan, east village). mtl timeline is pretty vague but the idea is that they were 20something in the early 90s. based on my interpretation of when dsr events happen (2014) he’d be roughly late 30s-early 40s when this blog is set post-aotd
- stone butch bisexual/transmasc (he/they). he also was queer in the 80s and 90s and might use outdated language to describe himself. lmk if that’s something that’s weird for you.
- will not date coworkers but is in a dom/sub arrangement with a few. (generally pretty sweet to women/femme identifying people but gets a kick out of tormenting men)
- doesn’t initiate touch. he got into a lot of fights as a kid since he’d get picked on for being gender nonconforming. because of that he hates being grabbed without warning (and dresses in ways that discourage that) so he doesn’t do it to other people unless he’s told he can. or it’s like, an emergency.
- likely has adhd and c-ptsd. they aren’t diagnosed and thinks puking on a semiregular basis is a symptom of nicotine addiction and not like. mental distress. he’s a bit on the weedy side since it’s hard for him to keep food down when he’s stressed (which yk. happens a lot when your bosses are fucking dumbasses)
- he doesn’t think of himself as a good person and while he’s okay with that it also puts him off when people suggest that he is. they see their relationship to dethklok as one of a researcher and their subjects, so ig his morals are more towards knowing the truth than doing good.
- former hardcore punk. used to play fretless bass for a local band back in the day. still retains the style and a lot of the beliefs wrt punk but doesn’t identify as one on account of working for dethklok
- was doing a sociology phd before joining the klokateers (student labor activism fell through. lost his research grant. left his ex-gf everything in his will and went to the klokateer trials to die in a cool way. realized that the one thing lamer than being passively suicidal is letting a greasy metalhead kill you.)
- started out on interrogation detail. currently runs the digital division. his thing is less anything physical and more backstabbing and being underestimated (finally, an applicable career for social scientists). they do still publish research on dethklok on the side.
