Preggo My Eggo

Pregnant, young, learning, living

[wordsnquotes]

Do you think the universe fights for souls to be together? Some things are too strange and strong to be coincidences.

(via lostinyoureyes24x)

[hayleyfromparamore]

[touchmeslowly]

Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.

[elysian-serendipity]

That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit

[delwinchester]

the sass

[flowersforpersephone]

taylor swift was publicly humiliated and widely disliked for years for no real reason other than blatant sexism and she could be real bitter but no she’s an actual ray of sunshine and is instead doing all she can to change perceptions about women in music and that hopefully this means that eventually no young female singer will have to go through what she did again

[veryfunnymemes]

[sizzlebutt]

[nevergooutofstyle-deactivated20]

taylorswift I hope you see this but we’ve been together for 4 months, he just texted me and told me he was done with me. Gave me no reason and kept trying to get me to do irrational things to get him back. Now he’s calling me names and I just feel crumbled. I don’t know what to do

[breakmelikeapromise]

[lskbe-deactivated20160223]

TAYLOR IS AN ACTUAL ANGEL SENT FROM HEAVEN

[baby-whatever]

Who the fuck will make you a break up/moving on playlist? Taylor Fucking Angel Swift

[runyouclevrboyandbeadoctor]

The water at Flathead Lake, Montana is so clear

[lost-above-the-clouds]

I love Flathead Lake. I want to go back.

[soyoung-sohighhhh-deactivated20]

This is one of my favorite places! The water is cold, but stunningly beautiful.

[ontopofgravity]

I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference

and tbh it’s also pretty funny when I start to deflate in the library and he leans over and goes “FORTIFY”

[nowitssovivid-deactivated202105]

HAHAHAHA

[heroidic-deactivated20180508]

raise your hand if you’re that type person who never knows what the hell is going on

[sunnystrong]

How do I tell my girlfriend I want her to lose weight? She's gained some weight and I'm not a fan of it :/

Sit her down and calmly and kindly tell her that she deserves to be with someone better who values her for who she is and doesn’t have a stank ass shallow attitude like you :/

[cosmicutie]

Mega shit head.

[enchantedliving]

Gorgeous! Photography: Duncan Trisquel Edition: Art-Drómeda; Model: Andrómeda Alexandra Maga; Horse: Pegaso; Designer & Stylist:Random Corsets; Crown: Crystal Dreams Alice; Thanks to Josep Sucarrats Garriga, Cesc Martinell & Drakonia.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[klonolove]

Oh oh oooooohhhhh

[jim-activated19940216]

weather comparisons

[therewerestarsintheireyes-deact]

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

[owlmylove]

[ghiraheeheeheem]

“Well, well, Potter,” Draco drawled smugly. “Looks like you came to the pray-off after all.”

“That’s right,” Harry answered courageously.

“Well then,” Draco grinned self-righteously. “Let’s pray.”

Harry and Draco got down on their knees and raised their hands to the sky.

[ghiraheeheeheem]

Voldemort blinked stupidly again and questioned evilly, “Wait, this is about my Reddit account?”

“Is that what you call your godless coven?” Dumbledore queried knowingly. “Well yes I have indeed seen your so-called Reddit Account; and just try to deny your hatred of Christianity when you post things like this-‘kristians all sux. their religion is stoopid and should be illegal. i will rite to congres and tell them to make law.’”

Harry Potter laughed intelligently; because Voldemort did not even understand proper spelling and grammar.

“That was a joke,” Voldemort retorted unintelligently. “That whole account is a joke. I mean, ‘Voldemort_the_righteous_skeptic’?” He laughed with the nervousness of one who knows he is damned. “Of course you’re not supposed to take it seriously.”

[thataustraliangoth]

What even is this

[tastefullyoffensive]

Animals in Complete Astonishment [imgur] Previously: Animal Family Photos

[littlemissaudrey]

I feel like reblogging this is my way of making the world a better place today.

[lava-vamp-deactivated20200529]

I fucking lost it when i saw the bear

[anna-kendrickarchive]

Words To Live By by Anna Kendrick

[afatbabe]

TO EVERY FAT GIRL WHO WAS KISSED IN THE DARK AND KEPT AT ARMS LENGTH IN THE LIGHT. TO EVERY FAT GIRL WHO WASN’T INTRODUCED TO THEIR PARTNERS’ FRIENDS BECAUSE OF THEIR WEIGHT. TO EVERY FAT GIRL WHO WAS ONCE AFRAID OF GAINING A POUND AND LOSING HER HEART:

YOU ARE SO IMPORTANT AND I FUCKING LOVE YOU AND THEY DON’T DESERVE YOU.

[peachy-kweennn-deactivated20170]

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR EMPHASIS

[soundofpayne]

and what about those of us who have never had someone and probably never will?

[afatbabe]

find a post for you.