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[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

dont say nothin just reblog if she looks like who you know we all think she looks like

[snorlaxatives]

people who make “triggered” or “did you just assume my gender” jokes are so fucking boring like we get it you’re trying as hard as possible to be edgy and offensive no one cares anymore, bradley

[the-real-seebs]

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause

[traceytonight]

[wiiuapologist]

pornhub: chaotic good

[sundercity]

[m86-deactivated20171116]

what timeline is this

[fawxblogs-deactivated20210101]

wh….

[tuya-nina]

Tengo un nudo en la mente.

[athizria]

[cartooncoyote]

Eating fruit is okay

[weedsandwich-deactivated2018042]

source?

[cartooncoyote]

this

[oneseriouslycoolguy]

That banana is holding her hostage

[paprika]

[fuckboyzuko]

If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don’t deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it’s true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you want about what he’s like in bed, and people will believe it. Say he bleats like a sheep when he orgasms. Say he put on pearl earrings and asked you to call him Daisy. Say he couldn’t get it up until he watched an old Billy Mays infomercial. The power is yours.

[aslutfor5sos-deactivated2017060]

This is my new favorite post

[16meets18history]

[irinagudronchik]

100% similarity

[rosetintedworld]

when someone says “i dont want to” or “i dont feel comfortable” dont you fucking dare tell them that thats not a good excuse if they dont want to fucking do it dont make them do it oh ymg fFUCKING GOD

[marniethedog]

[4ndrophonos-deactivated20180822]

[wwtdd]

[antmanstan]

she treats us so well

[thegenialginger]

[hannahdoes-stuff]

PSA the ppl who do these vids are from Minnesota

[moandkatelive]

This is too ridiculous not to reblog.

1) the music 2) how does the person in there even see? 3) also skating over its own tail 4) how is NO ONE on the ice fazed by this at all? 5) skating over its own tail 6) also is it hot in there? 7) there is a freaking T-Rex on the ice- how is no one staring?

[characterlimit]

8) going so fast the head tips right back so it looks like it’s permanently screaming

[vaguelyangelic]

Now I’m not normally into poetry but I love this so much

[drunkvanity-deactivated20161113]

this is by far my favorite thing.

[tea-orchid-deactivated20180710]

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