KloverKing

Welcome to the Klover Kingdom

[kloverking98]

Me throwing a bag of rice in front of the vampire: i should be safe for now.

The autistic vampire counting the amount in the bag mid air: nice try

[kloverking98]

So im on my lunch break rn and can give an update, everyone else has seen the bear but it seems like he’s completely gone missing

[kloverking98]

So my work rediscovered a teddy bear that we had on a poolside chair thing and so we managed to fit a work shirt on it, I’m rooting for the name Bosco and everyone else was saying other B names until one of my coworkers, who supports the confederacy, offered the name Jackson. Confused, I asked why and he responds “in honor of Stonewall Jackson.”, this statement promptly made my jaw drop as I inform him we are not going to name him after a confederate general. We found my old managers magnetic badge so for the time being until we can get some new blank badges his name is Brandon.

[kloverking98]

Went to kansas for a wedding heres how it went

Day 1

Started driving at 8:30 in the morning.

3 hours into the trip we realize me and my dads luggage got left at our house.

We realize we cant drive back home and grab our stuff.

Hoof over to a JCPenny and buy two suit fits.

Day 2

Wake up and have breakfast with family members.

Prep for the wedding and accidentally break my bluetooth glasses.

Go to wedding and have a fun time despite the dread of the last 36 hours.

Day 3

Set out on the road to go home.

2 hours out we snag a flat tire.

Pull over and check damage, completely ruined.

We are still waiting for the tow truck to arrive. Will update soon.

[kloverking98]

Heres the update.

Wrecker arrives takes us to walmart with an automotive center.

We hang around for the next three hours.

Car gets fixed and were back on the road.

Another tire bursts and he veer to the shoulder.

Sister is crying, dad calls 911 and tells them the situation then calls another wrecker.

2.5 hours later we get picked up by a state trooper and a wrecker, wrecker goes to another walmart and state trooper takes us to a hotel.

Day 4

We woke up and went home with no issue

[kloverking98]

Went to kansas for a wedding heres how it went

Day 1

Started driving at 8:30 in the morning.

3 hours into the trip we realize me and my dads luggage got left at our house.

We realize we cant drive back home and grab our stuff.

Hoof over to a JCPenny and buy two suit fits.

Day 2

Wake up and have breakfast with family members.

Prep for the wedding and accidentally break my bluetooth glasses.

Go to wedding and have a fun time despite the dread of the last 36 hours.

Day 3

Set out on the road to go home.

2 hours out we snag a flat tire.

Pull over and check damage, completely ruined.

We are still waiting for the tow truck to arrive. Will update soon.

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[kloverking98]

It was a deception, to the soup with you!

[kloverking98]

The vampire grabs me by my neck and shoulder pulling the two apart for a clean bite, as his fangs dig in a pop followed by a moan of relief. “Dude thank you so much i couldn’t explain how much it hurt.”

The vampire, now presuming i was suffering from some sort of chronic illness accepts my thanks before leaving, unaware he just solved a major kink in my neck

[elderscrollsconceptart]

Early Dark Elf face texture

In-game pre-release texture for The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind

Exclusive art credit is uncertain but the texture was definitely worked on by Mark Jones

[kloverking98]

How i feel waking up from a fat nap after eating mcdonalds

[kloverking98]

Haven’t used Tumblr in a long while.

Notable updates with my life:

Lost a bunch of friends because I wanted to call out a groomer.

Found a new group of people to call friends.

Acquired a valve index.

Got a job

Tried to reconnect with old friends across a few platforms with varying levels of success.

I have acquired an OC.

I’m gonna open up my ask box since I don’t have better things to do rn.

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[spoon-fresh]

Why don’t you take a seat in my office

[kloverking98]

“So you got reported for MRDM and i have the logs to prove it. Thats going to be a three week ban”

[kloverking98]

So I turned 18 a few days ago and being the gunslinging-non-teen i am now, my family went to Texas Roadhouse (note: I did not do the saddle because a very young child went on it before me and I did not trust it to be clean). I ordered a hotdog with steak fries and when the lady came with the food, she gave me a basket of only steak fries

“If theres anything I’m forgetting please let me know” she said polite and courteous. I gave her a blank expression as I tilt my basket to her and say “Uhm yes, the hotdog.”. She apologized and a few minutes later brought me a basket with a hotdog.

We leave, after taking ~9-10 packets of peanuts, and go home where we prepare for the cake after letting our bodies digest the TXRH. After overhearing arguments between my two sisters for the dumbest reasons, we get ready for the cake.

My parents bought me a Naruto cake topper that you lay on the cake, only problem was the cake wasn’t big enough for the topper. It may seem like I’m complaining but this is one of the most exciting and happy birthdays I’ve had so far.

Here is the cake for those curious.

[kloverking98]

Took this picture of the moon a few days ago (yes internetPhone make bad quality pics but hear me out) but why was moon bigger and a lot more visible?

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Skull Willoware tea set by Trixie Delicious. Unfortunately, she closed her online shop from New Zealand and is nowhere to be found. 

https://www.etsy.com/shop/trixiedelicious

[kloverking98]

Adding a little razzle dazzle to tea time

[kloverking98]

A friend of mine with a masters degree in music got drunk last night and dm’d me this over discord

Its silence. But its getting louder.

[froutsuip]

[kloverking98]

This is the perfect representation of ADHD thought burst

[pokemonpostsdaily]

[neovenatorgirlteeth]

I’m imagining it’s like. Tinkaton lines up the shot and shields it’s vision like it’s playing golf. And in the background you hear a clang and a shriek, followed by a thud.

[kloverking98]

I gotta see a comic of this

[weaver-z]

Can someone please reply to this post with a gif or video of a cat rotating. I'm not picky, I just need it to regain full HP

[starvy]

[kloverking98]

Im bot the only one hearing freebird right?