Your Local Burnout

Hello! I'm Sam and I'm your local burnout. This is my trash blog so please expect memes and fandom things. There are occasional informative things here too.

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[k-eke]

A little tutorial about how to draw pecs! 

Many asked me in the past so I hope it can help many! 

[mexicanheaux]

Sometimes u just gotta make yourself a quesadilla and move the fuck on

[mexicanheaux]

The worst part about this post??? People saying “with cheese!” Bitch cheese is literally in the word if it had no cheese it would be a dilla

[arirna]

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[noelle-ism]

To clarify - Senshi is literally the only character in the Manga that ever gets panty shots at all

And it happens constantly

[shinyjolteon]

"jesus turned water into wine" ok ya well i can turn water into soup. watch me.

[rosequart]

so film festivals are starting to pull russian films out of their programs. this is getting crazy

[rosequart]

the director of one of these films (the execution 2021) is vocally antiwar and anti-putin. what's the fucking point in removing his work! who is this helping!

[the-last-teabender]

*SLAMS HANDS ON TABLE*

THIS IS WHAT I FUCKING MEANT WHEN I SAID IT'S BAD TO TRAIN OURSELVES INTO ALL OR NOTHING ACTION

AGES AGO

THIS IS WHY

THIS. IS. WHY.

Because we trained ourselves to go "Oh, a designated Bad, put it immediately in the Bad Bin."

We can't even take 2.5 seconds to turn something over and see what it is. We afford real people and real situations less scrutiny than we do a puzzle piece in a video game.

And the results always hit at the worst time.

This. Is. Why.

[toastbutteregg]

[red-swimmerz-deactivated2021082]

Hey guys! :) I just want you all to remember that SOCIAL DISTANCING is IMPORTANT in order to minimize the contraction of COVID-19. :) So make sure to STAY in your HOMES. :) Even if you are at a YOUNG AGE and have NO PRIOR HEALTH ISSUES, it’s still important to be MINDFUL of those who are of OLDER AGE and have HEALTH ISSUES that could potentially INTERFERE with their RECOVERY if they contract the CORONAVIRUS. :) So as a SERVICE to your COMMUNITY, it’s important to remain ENCLOSED in your HOME. :) STUCK, if you will. :) Now go do something FUN from the CONFINES of your HOUSE. :) Perhaps play some VIDEO GAMES with your ONLINE FRIENDS? :) :) :)

[calware]

i’m bringing this back because i don’t think enough of you were forced to look at this

[calware]

[literature-license-please-deact]

Jesus Christ you tumblr users will start screaming over the smallest things. Distance, dickheads. Don’t be selfish.

[calware]

oh you sweet summer child, that is not why they’re mad

[aniverous]

Your formatting, use of smiley faces, and amount of capitalization needs work, although your intentions are without fault.

[red-swimmerz-deactivated2021082]

i’m sorry i didn’t realize my english teacher uses tumblr

[aniverous]

You realize your pitifull attempt at an insult says you think I have something to teach you, as a teacher does by definition, therefore you are calling me smart.

Work on your grammar and your insults over the weekend if you want to earn back some credit.

[persona-q-deactivated20221028]

sorry to inform you that the formatting of the post and the smiley faces are clearly part of the joke

[aniverous]

What joke?

[red-swimmerz-deactivated2021082]

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[biological-waste]

great post everyone

[calware]

this is still the funniest thing ever

[calware]

[autisticexpression]

For the first time in my life, I am delighted to learn some new homestuck lore.

[holyisthenameofmyruthlessaxe]

[littlelopfemme]

begging str8ies to stop calling v feminine celebrities w a full face of makeup & heels "butch" just bc their stylist gave them a fitted power suit to put on for some interview

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

[natalieironside]

People on Tumblr be like "I have to call women 'dude' and 'bro' or I'll die"

[natalieironside]

In real life I'll tell cis people "Hey, don't call me 'bro', it makes me uncomfortable" and they say "okay" and we move on with our lives.

On Tumblr I'll say the exact same thing to other trans people and they'll insist on making an entire production out of it

[skypirateking]

I call everyone dude. I'm from the 90's; dude is like gender neutral. Everyone can be a dude.

[natalieironside]

I'm down on my knees begging and pleading that one day someone on this website will learn how to read a fucking room

[japhers]

lunar king and consort

[crazy-brazilian]

[yealukehemmings]

[mountaindiablo-blog]

today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob”

it was a distraction

they put chickens in the elevator

[tipsykipsy]

This was wild because I forgot your high schoolers are called seniors and I thought you were talking about old folks

[grossaustralian]

“it was their second to last day”

[rudywiser]