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soundclown

teethwreath

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sirlonius

freshwaterduck

musings-of-a-crazed-musician

reblogging this with the addition of my favorite comment on the post

monsterpotion

aging performer: yes, hi, I'm calling to schedule a colonoscopy

medical provider: I can perform that service. what is your name?

aging performer: butt doctor, I am pagliacci

shamebats

I wish people were as scared of getting into a car accident as they are of being true crime'd. Maybe then they wouldn't be on their phones while driving.

sundae-meringue

True crime girlies will be like "wtf I would never go for a walk at night, what if the hash slinging slasher gets me" and then use their knees to merge with no turn signal in front of a semi while applying makeup with both hands

classic-jorts

widow's bay is like what if a nightvale sister city situated on the coast of new england was ran by the spiritual successor to the mayor from jaws but the tourism push was motivated by crushing paternal guilt and his podunk constituents (including his son) did not respect his authority even a little bit. and the show was a comedy

lioncunt

best character of all time

epicsause-official

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

epicsause-official

heres kinda what i mean

lordsausage

shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it