KlydeCo

Imma person! Maybe

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[askvision]

inspired by this post

[1991series]

[crowisgone-deactivated20230422]

Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”

[jonpertwee]

But that looks fucking delicious

[yellow-sub-zero]

[nomud-olde]

JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN

[divineinfekted-deactivated20130]

HERE COMES ANOTHER CHINESE EARTHQUAKE ERRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRB

[d00egred-deactivated20221106]

FOOT BALL

[catbountry]

SNAKE? SNAKE!

SNAAAAAAAAAAA-KEE.

[u-ok]

HOLLER HOLLER GET DOLLAR

[cryptidant]

This is one of those relatively rare moments on tumblr when I have no idea what the fuck is going on

[genaleah]

Allow me to shed some light on the subject.

[la-nay-ru]

Now i’m even more confused.

[dawnbutterfly]

AEIOU

[banal-bourgeoisie]

AEIOU: The Musical

[owlsandcoffeeandpie-deactivated]

FUN FACT

All of these

are now illegal in Russia

The federal body in charge of controlling the media posted this note to Vkontakte, the most prevalent Russian social media site, on Monday: 

“Violation of legislation on personal data in relation to public figures includes use of the photo of a public person to impersonate popular Internet memes, unrelated to the identity of the “celebrity.” These methods of using of personal data violate the requirements of the legislation on personal data and discredit honor, dignity and the business reputation of public figures.”

It can easily be assumed that the “celebrity” in question is Vladimir Putin. 

Roskomnadzor also said that if Vkontakte fails to take down the memes, they will pursue legal action. 

I don’t know if you could say that the censoring of memes per se is a rights violation, but it does show a larger pattern of the restriction of speech going on in Russia right now. So I guess sharing Putin memes is a form of protest? Oh well, here’s some more now-illegal pieces of media. 

Let it be clear that I do not enjoy or condone the use of memes. This has been a PSA. Thank you.

[mrs-spockulous]

Since my blog is now officially illegal in Russia.. Let’s post some memes shall we? :)

[canon-autopsy]

[bunny-banana]

Hello, I’m auditioning for Archduke Franz Ferdinand and I will be singing Hit Me With Your Best Shot

[soufflefille]

Hi, I’m auditioning for the role of Javert and I will be singing “Say My Name” by Destiny’s Child

[starsdontfade]

hi im auditioning for the role of elphaba and i’ll be singing “it’s not easy being green” by kermit the frog

[therainingkiwi]

Hello, I will be auditioning for Titanic, and I will be singing, “Sit Down, You’re Rockin’ the Boat,” from Guys and Dolls.

[wow-a-url]

hi im auditioning for the entire cast of les mis and I’ll be singing “Dead!” by my chemical romance

[movedto-zanzabug]

Hi I’m auditioning for the part of Steve Rogers and I’ll be singing ‘Ice Ice Baby’ by Vanilla Ice

[allonsy-emag]

Hello I’ll be auditioning for the role of Elsa’s parents and I will be singing Under the Sea from the Little Mermaid

[thehunterlaysatrapforhisprey]

Hi, I will be auditioning for Victor Frankenstein and I will be singing “I’ll Make A Man Out Of You” from Mulan.

[angelofcrimea-deactivated201811]

Hi I’m going to be auditioning for the part of George Weasley and I’m going to be singing “On My Own” from Les Misérables

[itmustbebunnies]

Hi, I’m auditioning for the role of Icarus and I’ll be singing Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles.

[nondeducible]

bilbo plants the acorn [clutches chest] always has an oak [sobs uncontrollably] shielding his home [falls down to the floor and wails]