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i too hungry the. icecream
HAHSTAG MUTT HASHTAG DUMB MUTT ?
youre not gonna fucjing believe this
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I'm still waiting btw for someone to step up as the feedist Chuck Tingle of fat fic and write nonsensical things like "sexy sentient christmas tree stuffs my gut" or "bound and inflated by bisexual mermaid elves" or some shit
I mean I know I have all these feedist characters who have superpowers for no discernible reason but I feel like they make too much sense? I want to read something that makes zero sense whatsoever while still managing to shoehorn in a satirical edge along with a few sex scenes.
How about “Inflated by the concept of inflation and my rising grocery bills”
getting stuck in a time loop on your first day of hrt but for some reason the effects of the hormones don't reset with each iteration so you're increasingly dealing with new iterations of the loop having to explain why you look completely different
like, I do have a lot of tf spells, as any evil villainess with a magic subtheme should. I'm actually really proud of my "tf spell that doesn't seem to work at first and then gradually transforms you over the next 24 hours with specific parts of you transforming just in time for you to hide them from everyone around you". It puts in a lot of good work. Of course I have a full pile of "temporary spells that make it harder to dodge attacks but don't fully make it impossible, thus forcing you to stop firing and just dodge my bullet pattern for fifteen seconds". And then of course also the "literally just turns your outfit into a dress" tf spell. As well as its complement the "turns you into a girl but doesn't change your outfit" tf spell. I've been working on giving them elaborate sequences since poof magic is so last age. But the fine red mist tf spell is truly a masterpiece. It's like getting hit by a car but magic.
I had this friend once who had a kink for government collection of demographic information. I never knew what he was on about, until one day I came to my census
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i think it's important for most people's mental health to have a space where they can safely and unashamedly express being horny and i don't mean milquetoast tongue-in-cheek "oh step on me mommy" jokes or whatever i mean capital h Horny
this is wholly genuine btw. repressing aspects of your personality 24/7 is actively unhealthy and damaging and you have to accept that sexual desire does not exist separately from your other personality traits.
in the same way as it's good for you to have somewhere where you can express your anger or grief or joy without filtering it through layers of irony to make it palatable to an audience, most people stand to benefit from having room to be openly sexual in ways that the format of socially-acceptable "relatable comedy" doesn't encompass
I wanna sit on someone’s lap and make them drink a whole two liter, feeling their belly start to swell and slosh with the soda bloating them, needing to take breaks more often to burp and try to make more room until there’s more liquid than air filling them up
found this on Instagram, @funnier-as-a-feedist ?
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There's apparently a whole abandoned soda factory in one of the games these two have an AU for. Could you imagine if there was a kink fic about this concept (Mint belongs to my beloved partner @doctor-transgendersex!)
Min0rs/pr0ship/"SFW only" DNI! 18+ only! AGELESS BLOGS LIKING/REBLOGGING WILL BE BLOCKED!
⚠️ unrealistic sizes, property damage
I said DAMN wouldn't that be CRAZY
What do reality warp kinksters think of "you was there too"