kmochi

Kai - 33 - AO3: kmochi - Twitter: tinydekurights

[reallyndacarter]

oh hey, did anyone show/tell you about I II II L

They don’t teach Roman numerals properly in school anymore? What a loss.

[15w11h2o]

Kiss, kiss, I like kiss

(kind of liked their faces, so I cut them out alone)

[dickpuncherdraws]

sokka drools sometimes but zuko doesnt mind too much

[nickeldoodler]

“Garf, take care of this will ya”

[postcyberpunkpirate]

@drunk-moran

[quasi-normalcy]

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[ryucloud]

I miss them so much 😔

[aurpiment]

Cover letter with the vampire

CV update with the vampire

Intake paperwork with the vampire

[oopsallvampires]

Workplace Harassment online training module with the vampire

[franfinesheffield]

New employee orientation with the vampire

[assassinregrets]

union organizing campaign with the vampire

[ukulelekatie]

consensual workplace relationship with the vampire

[doodlejoops]

This is an oldie but it still makes me laugh.

[tamoru]

“i’m here”

[kmochimo]

for the people not familiar with my stuff, i'm basically bringing my stuff over from twitter. if you are interested in my actual fics, they are posted on my ao3

[kmochimo]

pro-hero ground zero dating quirkless midoriya izuku

deku is not any person, however. he's japan's sweetheart, oscar winning actor and general ray of sunshine

bkdk are still childhood friends who danced the line of too close all of their lives, until one of katsuki's hero friends hit on izuku when he came by to have lunch with him in his agency

seeing deku flustered by someone else's compliments is always hard, but deku is famous and everyone wants a piece of him

this is different, though, deku is not wearing fancy clothes or giving and interview

this moment is private, and it was supposed to be theirs

after, he walks deku home (for his safety ofc) and his cheeks are still red

katsuki feels his blood boil

k- i don't want you to flirt with anyone!

d- i... we weren't flirting, kirishima was being friendly. and how is it any of your business?

k- YOU ARE MY BUSINESS!

d- ...

k- you're mine and you've been mine since we met, as i'm yours

d- what are you saying, kacchan?

k- i fucking love you, i always did and i always will, i...

d- i love you, too!! always, forever

after that they start dating, or well, continue dating but now with kisses and sex!

they try to be careful but katsuki is possessive and he just want to be with izuku always

izuku is not any better, he wants kisses all the time and he basically moves in with katsuki right away (they lived in the same complex and spent more time in each others flat already but now is official)

so, it's not surprising when the paparazzi catches them snogging like teenagers, arms around each other

the photos are EVERYWHERE: hero news, gossip magazines, tv, radio, the internet

everyone's favorite #2 hero and japan's sweetheart are gay! and they are together! and after the reveal they are unapologetic in their affection

it galvanises entire factions into political drive

they become the poster couple for same-sex marriage laws and seeing the overwhelming support they receive from civilians and the hero scene it becomes legal pretty fast

the first ones marrying: japan's own wonder duo

[kmochimo]

slytherin bkdk hogwarts!au

because they are cunning, smart and loyal to a fault

at the beginning their housemates give deku hell for being a mudblood until deku apparates all their belongings inside the lake

in quidditch bk is a beater and deku is the seeker. they are slytherin's wonder duo

they start dating in third year and people go nuts trying to make sense of it: bakugou of the ultra clean lineage, the pure blood extraordinaire holding hands and being a good boyfriend to deku: mudblood nobody

but bakugou doesn't give a fuck; they form a close knitted group of smart and strong individuals of every house and they don't need anyone else

bkdk are hogwart's power couple, always losing points bc the prefects find them kissing E V E R Y W H E R E

todoroki has learnt to use magic ear plugs every night and just generally avoid looking at their bed

(bk's bed, dk's is the bed used for sfw activities)

slytherin thrives under their influence because deku doesn't tolerate bullies and everyone learns that the hard way

and they are still so competitive towards each other (and todo, and iida/momo in ravenclaw)

just: slytherin bkdk

[kmochimo]

kacchan is the uni boyfriend that picks deku from high school in his big bike while wearing a leather jacket

everyone thinks he is the bad influence but truth is he's a virgin that have never drank alcohol and deku is the one corrupting him and trying to get in his pants

they met in a 24h conbini while deku was buying condoms for a random hookup and kacchan was buying wet food for three kittens he just rescued

deku saw first the hot and then the heart of gold and he was like "nah, i'm gonna ditch my grindr date, i wanna ride on kacchan's disco stick"

[sereiiinnn]

✈️✨✨✨

[comradekiwi]

boyfriends :)

[fungusamongusblog2]

[kmochimo]

kacchan is the kind of boyfriend who makes deku sit on his lap no matter where they are and enjoys the double whammy of a lap full of squirming deku + his cute bf acting all flustered but proud