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Di | 26 | M Ugh. [Dirk Strider RP Blog] [Minors DNI]

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I have been zoned out watching slop for several hours and I only came back to reality because I dropped my drink all over my damn lap.

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I've been so busy building something I didn't realize a week had passed since I was last seen online. So, in case anyone is particularly interested, I'm not dead.

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How many places do I have to bare witness to people fawning over him.

It's just embarrassing at this point.

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Oh fuck, I forgot about coming on here.

Perfect time to come back when I'm having an existential crisis from getting older.

[contentiousness]

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO TELL THAT DOESN'T ALREADY KNOW THAT YOU'RE AN IDIOT?

[knifepuns]

I was going to say I'll tell my brother but I think he would probably just laugh at me, so nevermind.

I told you I liked the movie you put on when everyone else was trashing it and this is the thanks I get?

I'm never vouching for you again.

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@knifepuns replied to your post “I LEGITIMATELY BLOCKED THREE IDIOTS ON MY FIRST...”:

You think I'm an idiot? I'm hurt.

​I DON'T THINK YOU'RE AN IDIOT, DIRK.

I *KNOW* YOU'RE AN IDIOT.

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I'm telling on you.

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I think I've experienced possibly the worst person in existence in this hyperbeam.

It's almost impressive.

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I may just stay awake. I think I missed my sleeping window.

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It's almost blissfully quiet on my dashboard now. I sense I may be freed from the curse of the shouting man.

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@knifepuns replied to your post “I COULD DIE A HAPPY MAN IF ONLY I WASN'T...”:

I feel like you might be making yourself an easy target.

​AN EASY TARGET? THAT'S A LAUGHABLE IDEA, TUMBLR USER KNIFEPUNS. I'M FAR FROM BEING AN EASY TARGET, IN FACT I WOULD WELCOME ANYONE TO TAKE A SHOT AT ME UNPROVOKED! IT SIMPLY WOULDN'T WORK, IDIOT.

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Do you ever just like. Let the brain cells vibrate and rub together before you start talking?

This is you being an easy target.

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Hey, why the fuck am I awake?

Who told the universe to keep me from falling asleep? I just want to talk.

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I’ll probably get in trouble but I’ve decided it’s lay in my brothers room time.

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It will enhance every vibe.

[ebslimer]

[knifepuns]

Yeah that’ll be enhanced too.

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I might need to start being fed my medication stuffed in like. Cubes of cheese or something like a dog.

So tired of taking them all.

[knifepuns]

Are you telling me a gnarly kickflip won’t enhance the vibe? Because it absolutely will.

[ebslimer]

it depends on what you think the vibe is.

[knifepuns]

It will enhance every vibe.

[ebslimer]

@knifepuns replied to your post “leaving early since my brain doesn't want to...”:

I do a kickflip off your brain.

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[knifepuns]

Are you telling me a gnarly kickflip won’t enhance the vibe? Because it absolutely will.

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What if I simply decided to be weird and strange.