Knightly Astronomy

A knight of the highest class and honor. (they/them) 18+ minors be warned, stay thine course away from here

[knightlyastronomy]

Fair tidings Traveler!

Mine most gracious of welcomes to thee. This tis the chronicles of mine, Sir Sol of Occar (they/them), knightly actions. First of mine name, last of mine bloodline, I servith the blood of Occar, the greatith of noble houses. My liege beith Lady Occar (she/her), long may her reign be true.

If thou be a childe, I beseech thee leave, thou art not to beith here, nor shalt any those whomst preach hate be tolerated here. Those whomst possess a valorous and brave heart are welcomed, as are any whom carry the spirit of a knight.

Tis but a silly little thing I am doing whist I stand guard or wait for sleep, but all those whomst take note meanith the world to me. Mine asks are open, but I knowith not exactly howith they work, nor how this place functions fully, so exercise patience

[knightlyastronomy]

I narry hath words for what the last week has brought before me. I am still recovering, such great was my exertion. The beast twas a mass of elemental power greater than anything I hath seen before. I doubt very much I could kill it, though I must. A limb tookith me a week to damage, and three townships were lost before it became unusable. Even now I chase after it, resting only for meals. When it slows to destroy a town, I strike, doing what I can before it leavith, and mine chase resumes. It bares towards the capital, and beith only a few short weeks away. I doubt if I can halt it before it smashes through his most godly of king's walls and lay bare his mortality. Fool was i to think of romance when such a more pressing issue doth confront me. I must away again er I loose the beast.

[knightclubbing]

i would say the armor stays on during sex but i don't have sex on account of the eternal vow of celibacy

[knightlyastronomy]

tis the way

[knightlyastronomy]

Some less favorable tactics prove nonetheless helpful in duels. Throwithing sand in the faceplate of thine foe is a favorite of mine

[rideroftherange]

I’m partial to eye feints. Pretend to see someone coming up behind your opponent, or that you’re distracted to bait them into an attack. Stuff like that.

Doesn’t work very well with a full face helmet though…

[knightlyastronomy]

I hath found that pointing behind them and yelliithing of a dragon doth distract a knight. It be some form of automatic response, though I would never fall

[knightlyastronomy]

I hath nare seen destruction like that caused by the beast I trackith. An entire town redusithed to naught but skeletons of buildings and stains of people. It escapes me entire what could cause such disaster, but be assured, nothing can stand before a knight in service of their liege

[knightlyastronomy]

Some less favorable tactics prove nonetheless helpful in duels. Throwithing sand in the faceplate of thine foe is a favorite of mine

[confirmed-and-contorted]

slamming your knights visor down when you’re finished talking to them, like slamming the phone back on the receiver.

[knightlyastronomy]

please refrain from doing this. Tis most embarrassing and it makith a rather awful clattering

[knightlyastronomy]

I wokith today tangled in the arms of mine questing companion. Tis not that I am complaining, it is most comfortable, and it giveth me another chance to trace the stars across her face, but perhaps I think mine plan got a tad carried away. If the number of bitiths i have along mine collar art any sign to go by. Twas good to, for a moment, allow mineself to give into mine base desires, but I shalt not do so again. Or I shalt stop after we leavith this room, I makith few promises to before then

[knightlyastronomy]

We hath arrived at a small township within a day's travel of where the last attack from the beast twas. Tis a small inn here with a room where we shalt stay. Once more I find mineself arguing over whomst shalt beith sleeping upon the floor. I confess I did not perhaps give as much resistance as I mightith have whence she suggested that we sharith. Indeed one might find there may hath been another inn with more rooms, that I may hath failed to mention. Besides, tis in a knight's nature to protect their liege's household, and tis a maid even if her skills lie more in murder than dusting. A maid my liege seemith to quite like, so I should assume she twould want me to takith care of her. Officially, she is here to oversee mine quest, so if she orderith me to do something, it twould be as going against the crown to disobey her, no?

[knightclubbing]

mercenaries asking you to tip 20% on top of a 4k shilling job now . girl i will report you to the guards

[knightlyastronomy]

Thou can never trustith a mercenary. This tis their way.

[knightlyastronomy]

A town awaitith us a few hours beyondith the road. We shalt restock there, and sleep upon beds rather than the ground. Tis not of the most comfort to have a root sticking into thine armor whilst you slumber. Beds are far more supportive of plate

[knightlyastronomy]

Lust tis not an emotion brave knights art meant to have. If we art permitted to feel it, tis battlelust, or occasional desire for those we serve. And yet I find mineself feeling rather more of it than I should verily likith to admit. As I look upon the blooddrenched form of mine wherewolf companion, covered in the viscera of bandits whomst thoughtith to rob us in the night, I find mineself consumed with that most forbidden of emotion, a burning, grasping desire to taste the blood upon her skin, toss aside all vestiges of nobility and honor, peelith away thine blood drenched clothes and forget of my liege in her eyes and teeth. Tis perhaps fortunate she sleepith away from me. Tis moreso that mine will still beith stronger than mine most base of desires.

[scandalous-knight]

How can I call myself a knight if thou cannot slay a dragon? Perchance it is time the king beheads thee. If thou cannot protect thy kingdom, thou doth not deserve the title of knight.

[knightlyastronomy]

thou speakith truth. Your life should beith forfeit if you cannot be of use

[knightlyastronomy]

Oh how I long for glorious and honorable battle in the name of my liege. Tis a shame to waitith around whence her enemies could be slain and her honor won

[knightlyastronomy]

Whence once I fantasized about the life of a knight, the days on end of increasingly stiff and awkward horse riding twas not in mine mind.

[knightlyastronomy]

For the next several days I shalt be upon the road. I shalt taketh that time to answer any and all questions thou might have for me, be they about mine life, the duties of a knight, or I suppose if thou wishith to askith of less savory things as so many of mine knightly brethren here seem to I twould answer those as well

[knightclubbing]

ever since i was a little they/them i have always wanted to die by the hands of my enemy

[knightlyastronomy]

The most noble of passings. If thou doth not die by the hand of your foe, you hath failed somehow. A peaceful death tis a boring death