anyone available to go scream in the woods with me? it’s fun, free, and the trees like to gossip about us afterwards

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@knightsabyss
anyone available to go scream in the woods with me? it’s fun, free, and the trees like to gossip about us afterwards
i love seeing best friends goofing around in public. i love seeing couples laughing together. i love seeing little kids walking hand in hand with their parents. i love seeing dogs running happily back to their owners. i love seeing closeness and positive relationships, and knowing all that love is out there
I’m a late night conversation type of person.
I need to lose 20 pounds, make $10,000, and sleep for 4 days all before tomorrow.
I thought Spiderman didn’t murder people
holy fucking shit
She got talent
This didn’t go how I expected and I’m happy it did
!!!!!
May your bookshelves be full and your tea always warm.
Summer is pretty much over. I am making a proper little send-off comic but I gotta take it slow because of my hand. But here’s some Nerd and Jock comics from this summer!
AMEEN
When you’re a ghost and the new owners put ugly decorations in the house
This is literally what drives the plot of Beetlejuice
Как приготовить тесто
“How to prepare the dough
To begin with, take some flour
Ah, no, the flour is sleeping. Let’s not bother her, she might bite
We’ll prepare the dough some other time”
This pic brightened up my day. (Source: https://ift.tt/2E9Rpbe)
depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!
me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week
families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we’ve researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful
actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you’re sad but someones gotta do the goddamn dishes stop being lazy get up. why didn’t you go to school today, what’s wrong with you, you’re such a burden on this family.
Therapists in the media: *understanding head tilt*
My real live therapist whom I adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I’ve ever heard.
Therapists in Media: Lets do some art therapy and be really quiet while we talk about your feelings :)))))) also I’m prescribing you 500 different medicines
My therapist Brian who I love to death: Jack, I think your first problem is you stay up too late looking at memes, so let’s try taking a nap
My real life therapist: Okay, before we start, I found this hilarious video I know you’d love.
Therapist in media: serious face the whole time
My therapist: *laughs awkwardly*
therapists in media: refined, cultured, poised, “I’m afraid I haven’t [heard of the nerdy thing their patient just referenced]”
my old therapist derek, from across the reception area, seeing me for the first time after the summer of 2015: HEY DID YOU SEE AGE OF ULTRON?? IT SUCKED, RIGHT???
my current therapist ian, in our very first appointment: do you like star wars? anxiety is like the force, it can consume you, or you can learn to keep it in balance… you’re my padawan now
Actual things my therapist has told me:
“You’re bassicly a glorified sad lizard.” (It makes sense with context)
“Damn girl you need to get your shit together.”
“Go home and cry. Stop drinking in bathtubs. Eat something that isn’t bleach or memes.”
I’ll add more tomorrow after I see her again.
Me to my skin: we’re adults now, let’s act like it.
Dancing broomsticks and lovely October magic by @novembersage 🍁🔮
BROOMBAS
@thebibliosphere !!!
hoNEY QUICK WE NEED TO GET A ROOMBA, DON’T ASK WHY
honestly the only reason im not an old man is that i happen to have been born somewhat recently. other than that