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I think I may archive this blog. Mostly because my writing has changed and I run my blogs a lot differently than I did this one when I ran it.

I’m probably just going to move to another blog. I will keep this one up, of course! If you would like to read anything here, it will all remain here. If I want to move my works to the new blog, I will make an announcement here.

But I think I want to create a new start for my multifandom blog!! I run two other blogs and the way I run things is a bit (a lot) different now! The characters I write for and everything will remain the same; it’s just a new start.

I actually logged back in because I wanted to start writing for multifandom again, but I was horrified by the state that I left this blog. Not that anything is wrong with how I ran it or if anyone runs it the same, but it’s not my style anymore.

I’ll announce when the new blog is up in case anyone wants to follow me there!

#knightsimp shouts

Hey!! I’m alive!! :D

I’m currently working on a lot of different things at the moment. Hopefully, I’ll be back to posting on this blog soon. I’ll start going through my inbox and notifications once I get a break from all of the other stuff I’m working in.

And yes, I do plan on writing those requests that a few people sent in. That includes those that I already answered and ones that are currently sitting in my inbox.

Percival my beloved, I will get to writing more of you I PROMISE SDWWFG /lh

#I have two other blogs plus my art stuff #so there is a LOT going on #thank you for being patient!

beaft

my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old

autumngracy

Op this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

fucktheflagandfuckyou

op how could you just hide this from me in the tag this makes this objectively 10000000% funnier

kaiayame

me falling asleep soundly while thinking up elaborate storylines for my ocs that no one else will probably ever get to experience but I'm still sure as hell having a fun time with them.

pigeonqueen

no need to feel afraid, ben is keeping an eye on you 💕🐦

pangur-and-grim

thank you ben

memes-saved-me

No thoughts, only my envy for Billy's eyebrows

memes-saved-me

LOOK AT THEM

kendallroy-deactivated20210425

stickers from “the instant button book” published by daylark press in the early 1970s

bunjywunjy

someone with a button maker needs to resurrect these right now immediately

roach-works

vintage shitposting

plumknodel

howdoichangethis-deactivated202

shut up im MLM fuck you

slutty-satan

IDC about your essential oils

ahjiing

protecc tol alien husband from cold

what-even-is-thiss

My dad was telling me about something that he described as a “gun that put vaccines through my skin” when he was a kid and I looked it up and I think he’s talking about jet injectors

These things aren’t widely used anymore because if they’re not used correctly they can give some people infections but they used to be used in mass vaccinations.

Basically these things use pressure to get medication through your skin and into your fat and muscle layers underneath which… ouch but they work.

My dad says a couple of times during elementary school some med students and nurses showed up and they were all lined up on the playground and told to show their shoulders and the med students and nurses just locked and loaded these bad boys and pop pop pop pop pop a couple minutes later all the kids were vaccinated against whooping cough and they all went back to class with sore arms.

I don’t know why it’s funny to me. Probably because with the way my dad describes it he was clearly in that place when you’re a kid between like four and nine years old where something weird happens to you and you just move on from it. He was like seven and got hit with a vaccine gun with almost no explanation from the adults around him and went “okay well that was weird. Anyways, back to class.” Like wow. The weird shenanigans that you don’t think about till you’re well into adulthood. Like my dad is almost 60 and he’s just now remembering this now that all the covid vaccinations are going on.

what-even-is-thiss

Oh my god

crystallizedtwilight

These are just my opinions and some artists may not be discouraged by these things, but I’ve been artist on this site for over 10 years and felt some of these things were at least worth mentioning. Thanks for your kindness everyone!

rakimaiirisa

jasvvy

smash-64

collegiatitanica

lizzieehearts

oh you missed the best part

her twitter is a goldmine

sappho-official

So one of the funniest things about Maki Itoh is that her gimmick is that she used to be an idol but was fired because her head is “too big.” Most of her wrestling career has been in Japan, where she’s a rude and foul-mouthed heel, but when she wrestles in America she’s a face because by god do we love her.