Knight Watch Publishing

Writer, artist, comedian, host of The Absurd Podcast on iTunes, Stitcher, etc. Owner of Knight Watch Publishing.

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Miguel’s album Remember Me, Satan drops today. On my TeePublic page.

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/21991166-metal-miguel

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DMX

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/21002332-dmx?store_id=281386

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In my humble opinion, Final Fantasy VII is the greatest video game ever made. Also, Slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayer! Therefore, here is heavy metal Tifa. Also on my TeePublic and Threadless pages.

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Lightning Crotch

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Shower Farts

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Random Phone Notes About Three Pound Brown Toilet Babies

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This month, I decided to work on a couple black cultural figures that have had some impact on me. The first was Kobe. This time, I chose 2Pac. If you’ve ever seen my work, you know that I am very much a metalhead. However, the 90’s-era gangsta rap has always interested me, probably because it is close to metal in aggression and attitude. Anyway, here’s Tupac. On my TeePublic page as well.

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/19320946-tupac?store_id=281386

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Tribute to Kobe. Available on my TeePublic page. https://www.teepublic.com/user/knightwatchpublishing

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Screaming about their superhero movie this summer.

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Coughing is the N Word of Bodily Functions

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I Feel Bad for Captain Hook

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Baby Yoda got a little confused about the dark side.

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Anarchy at the Urinal

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I recently discovered that Joey Boy is actually Mermaid Man from Spongebob, and I am apparently the only one who has realized this. It’s obvious if you follow the clues. You never see them in the same place. Wake up, sheeple! Design is on my TeePublic page.

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Childhood hero. Acting legend. Hairy back. If he lived five hundred years, he still would have died too soon.

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The Peeping Toddler

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I took it upon myself to help Kanye out with his campaign. Shirts and such on my TeePublic page.