sorta friendly local cryptid

fistfighting god behind local Lidl

[tothelastparade]

[doorfus]

[Image description: Photo that reads, "the first thing I look at in a man is his heart."

Attached are six photos of Ray Toro from the waist up featuring his defined pecs, they are accented by tight shirts or by him being shirtless.

Text continues, "the fact that his tits are in front of his heart is NOT MY FAULT"

"Heart", "tits", and "front" are in red text, "not my fault" is in all caps.

/end image description]

[wampirsx]

MORE WEREWOLF RAY YEA !! :3

If I get more ideas I'll definitely do more doodles like that i just love drawing him

tentei arriscar e fazer uns lobo em volta foi chato viu

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[milligramspoison]

From @yaoimothman who is there…BLI BODY BAGS

[transjudas]

her looking slightly up at him when slapping him vs looking down at his body to pull his head up from the floor (x, x)

[isiahmustdie]

zero percent. DEMO LOVERS. HE WANTS ME DEAD

[milligramspoison]

LONDON WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

[xamericas-suiteheartx]

THEY HIT THE PENTAGON

[kobrab0y]

[waydownn]

SECRETARY’S CHECKLIST!

From tonight’s show. Photo by @days-fade <3

Pretty similar to the previous clerk’s checklists. Lines are shortened, text is bigger and I’m guessing that missing word is “script.”

Most common clerk’s checklist for reference v

[smeagles]

x

[pro-rev-frankie]

so let me get this straight

night 1:

honey for the first time since 2010

jack the ripper for the first time since 2003

night 2:

gerard in a skeleton costume

the secretary slapping gerard and dressing as the clown

ray talking

zero percent performed for the first time ever?!?

ended on demolition lovers?!?

[gerardwaysbob]

x

[cloud-collections]

[anabantoid]

i like when eels flutter their fins as they approach you

[inspired-lesson-plans]

How do you pronounce WLW

"Women who Love Women"

"Woman-Loving Women"

"Doubleyoo El Doubleyoo"

"Wooloo"

Something else (please share!)

[I refuse to participate]

Voting ended onApr 28

[inspired-lesson-plans]

(30 minutes later)

Okay, let's try this instead

Wuh-luh-wuh

Literally any other option from the original poll

Voting ended onApr 28

[breachler]

playing fucking footsie on stage. okay.