[youmustinteract]

currently editing my CARRD (8﹏8)ε>

PATREON is no more... ( >ω>)..

MINORS DNI thxxxx (must have age indicator in bio to follow)

HAVE I HIT MY POST LIMIT TODAY.. no ^w^

tags: #”cats” , #”kittens” , #”animals” , #”aquatic life” #”gif” , #”video“ , #”photo heavy“ ( for funding ) #”dntn” ( for things that cost currency and may be purchasable ) #”shopping” ( for any posts made by me, no matter the content ) #”og post”

[youmustinteract]

trying so hard not to take a blue sock vacation and now.. . oh boy XDc

[crimsonclad]

I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????

[modogoblin]

das a glitch in the matrix alright

[were--ralph]

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

[evilwizard]

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

[were--ralph]

[alphabetcompletionist]

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

26/26

[yms1]

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

[cyle]

[public-trans-it-deactivated2024]

[bogleech]

You know, as the concept of “zombifying fungi” becomes more and more popular, I notice it still referred to everywhere as like a “brain parasite.” So I guess a lot of people overlooked or forgot how in 2019 it was discovered that cordyceps and other similar fungal parasites leave the brain and nervous system completely untouched. They only control the muscles. They use chemical signals to make the muscles flex in real time where they want to go :)

[bogleech]

It’s funny how many people are replying “but that’s worse!” like you didn’t know that’s exactly why I put a smiley

[acegodzilla]

[entryn17]

can't ever give elaborate advice about developing your art skills all of it boils down to being so unethically catastrophically shit ass autistic about something that it slaps your art program's balls clean off when drawing it

[desert-palm]

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

dr seuss yaoi

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

I was gonna say “I bet this exists” because I had genuinely forgotten one of the most gargantuan eras in the history of this website

[jaoxn]

Posts that scare new tumblr users

[sweatermuppet]

breaking bad live updates

[valtsv]

have you ever watched supernatural? you have that vibe

[snudibranchs]

tumblr needs a “not for you” page where it just has things that you disagree with and make you angry

[lonestatus]

the for you page

[androscoggintoboggan]

[suburbancockroach]

Unpopular Minecraft behaviors/opinions you have:

your autojump is always on

you never use anything better than stone tools

you beat the game and abandon the world

you build tree farms

you think oak is the worst wood type

mining is your favorite part of the game

instead of using an enchantment table, you make librarian villagers

you don't use a bed until phantons spawn

more than one applies to you (tell me in the tags)

none of these apply to you (good for you)

Voting ended onApr 24, 2023

(pls reblog I want to see what the world thinks of my embarrassing behaviors)

[valtsv]

"normal guy in an really weird place just chilling" and "weird thing or creature in a really normal place confused as hell" are both extremely funny concepts to me

[valtsv]

this is peak comedy to me

[myheartis4him-deactivated202207]

youtube trending confuses me so much.. like who is watching any of that? its like videos made for sims