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GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS.
❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞
❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞
❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞
❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞
❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞
❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞
❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞
❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞
❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞
❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞
❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞
❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞
❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞
❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞
❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞
❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞
❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞
❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞
❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞
❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞
❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞
❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞
❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞
❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞
❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞
❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞
❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞
❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞
❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞
❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞
❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞
❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞
❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞
❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞
❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞
❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞
❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞
❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞
❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞
❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞
❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞
❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞
❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞
❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞
❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞
❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞
❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞
❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞
❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞
❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞
❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞
❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞
❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞
❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞
❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞
❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞
[ I know that the fandom is non-existing, but can you please like or reblog this post if you would be willing to interact with a Prince Avi from the game Yume100? It would be really awesome! Thank you!]
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Oh. Great. Fantastic. Leave it to him to pull a miko-chan. He’s coining that term now, and it meant someone jumping from one world to the next - only, geeze, he didn’t think it’d end up happening to him of all people. “ …So is this the part where a fuzzy little guy jumps out at me, and starts asking me to gather up a bunch of guys for the sake of saving the world? “ ‘Cause, been there, done that. “ ‘Least you’ve got a sun hanging up there in the sky… That’s better than back at home. “
Avi listened and frowned for a short moment upon hearing his words. The stranger did seem to know a lot about what was going on here, yet the prince never had seen him around here. The fact that he was referring to a place similar to this here made him a bit wary of the other. It was nothing against the other, but in times like this, it was important to be carefully who to trust and who not. “What do you mean with that? Where are you from?” he asked. There was some part of him, although he didn’t like to admit it, that hoped that the other might be of help, especially when he mentioned all of that. It was worth a try.
Also finally he asked the question that bothered him until now. “Who are you?”
[ I know that the fandom is non-existing, but can you please like or reblog this post if you would be willing to interact with a Prince Avi from the game Yume100? It would be really awesome! Thank you!]
◆ ◆ ( AN ASSORTED SENTENCE STARTER PACK.
❝ Of course it hurts, it’s a spanking. How else would it work? ❞
❝ The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability. ❞
❝ If I knew what I was so anxious about, I wouldn’t be so anxious. ❞
❝ I am the excuse you give when you cannot follow the rules. ❞
❝ You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world! ❞
❝ I’m about as intimidating as a butterfly. ❞
❝ You and what army could possibly rescue her from my clutches? ❞
❝ You look better in my clothes than I do. ❞
❝ We’re searching for things we should be running from. ❞
❝ When it’s cold, I’d like to die. ❞
❝ The world is full of unrequited love. ❞
❝ Maybe love and pain are synonyms. ❞
❝ I would rather be strong at heart than strong at mind. ❞
❝ We are all just dead air. ❞
❝ Now you got us whammied with the curse of squirmy death.. ❞
❝ If it doesn’t sweat, jiggle, or pant, it’s not alive. ❞
❝ I love glitter, I’m not a quitter. ❞
❝ I have never met anyone who didn’t like gargoyles. ❞
❝ People who always arrive early aren’t worth waiting for. ❞
❝ Look up, always. Look back, never. ❞
❝ In order to do the unthinkable, do not think about it. ❞
❝ Funny how you’re dead, people starting listening. ❞
❝ I can’t save you unless you save me, too.. ❞
❝ Well, if there’s anything worse than a whore it’s a bore. ❞
❝ Nothing says work efficiency like panic mode. ❞
❝ Everything’s just fucking Disney with you. ❞
❝ I think you’re maybe reaching for something that doesn’t exist. ❞
❝ I’m so scared of commitment that I even hate stickers! ❞
❝ Kindness, motherfucker, kindness. ❞
❝ I haven’t even caught your name or your number. ❞
❝ Oh, the dilemmas of a teenage psychic. ❞
❝ Party at in my mind, you’re place sucks. ❞
❝ You want to kiss me, don’t you? ❞
❝ You could have had anything else in the world, and you asked for me. ❞
❝ Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck. ❞
❝ I’m beginning to think I should make that the title of my autobiography. ❞
❝ Another thing I don’t want on my tombstone. ❞
❝ I’m going to try not to make an ass of myself. ❞
❝ You’re on fire. You do know that don’t you? ❞
❝ If you answered no, please exit the building. ❞
❝ You’re still mad, I can feel it through the phone. ❞
❝ If I had a dollar for every time you said that, I would be rich. ❞
❝ Murder is all around me, striking everyone except me. ❞
❝ Give me one good reason why I should believe you. ❞
❝ Since when does that mean you have to kiss my ass? ❞
❝ I’m not saying you shouldn’t have a fully loaded weapon next to you round the clock. ❞
❝ I think it’s time you flipped this little scenario in your head. ❞
❝ The road to Hell is paid with good intentions. ❞
❝ Trust starts with truth and ends with truth. ❞
❝ I will look for powdered donuts in the wilderness. ❞
❝ Love is not selective, just as the light of the sun is not selective. ❞
❝ I don’t know how to tell you what I feel. ❞
❝ I think the word for how you usually are is ‘reckless’. ❞
❝ Gratitude builds a bridge to abundance. ❞
❝ Scars are just another kind of memory. ❞
GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS.
❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞
❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞
❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞
❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞
❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞
❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞
❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞
❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞
❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞
❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞
❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞
❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞
❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞
❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞
❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞
❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞
❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞
❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞
❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞
❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞
❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞
❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞
❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞
❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞
❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞
❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞
❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞
❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞
❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞
❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞
❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞
❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞
❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞
❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞
❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞
❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞
❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞
❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞
❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞
❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞
❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞
❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞
❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞
❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞
❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞
❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞
❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞
❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞
❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞
❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞
❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞
❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞
❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞
❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞
❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞
❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞
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“ This isn’t Hinomoto, is it. “
“If you’re referring to this place, then no, it’s not” Truth be told, he never has seen this person around here before. Avi just assumed that he was from another kingdom. There was also the option that he ended up here by accident, which already happened with someone. Upon seeing the other’s reaction, he kind of sensed it that the stranger wasn’t from here and ,probably, was lost. If this was the case, he would need to make sure that he at least knew what was going on here. It would be bad if he would end up just like the others.
Injury Starters
“Whoa, when did you get this?”
“Who did this to you?”
“Hold still— I need to clean it.”
“I’m supposed to believe this was an accident?”
“Damn— I’d hate to see the other guy.”
“Does this hurt when I touch it?”
“What the hell, ___? Another fight?”
“What the hell happened to your face?”
“Why are you so calm about this? You’re really hurt.”
“I think your arm is broken. It’s not supposed to bend like that.”
“Here, let me help you with that.”
“You’re bleeding a lot. Too much. Apply more pressure. I’m calling an ambulance.”
“Did you think I was gonna leave you like this?”
“Instead of helping you, they ran off? What an asshole.”
“You need to be more careful. You keep getting hurt like this and you’ll put yourself out of commission.”
“Let me grab the first-aid kit. Don’t move.”
“So, do you wanna explain to me what the hell happened?”
“You look really pale. Sit down. I don’t need you fainting before I get this stitched-up.”
“I’m not blaming you, I’m just saying this looks awfully suspicious.”
“How many of them were there? This doesn’t look like one man’s doing.”
“Sit still. I need to clean this before it gets infected.”
“Wiggle your fingers. I need to make sure it’s not broken.”
“This is gonna hurt. A lot. But it’ll be quick. I need to pop it back into place.”
“I told you not to act recklessly like that. You might think you’re protecting me, but you’re gonna get yourself killed if you keep jumping in like that.”
“That was really close this time. Too close. Please, promise me you’re gonna listen to me and be more careful in the future.”
[ I’m back again with a new muse! This time it’s Lyon from the game Yume100! So can you please like or reblog this post if you would be willing to interact with him? Thank you very much! ]
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Wounded Sentence Starters
“It’s just a scratch. You worry too much.”
“Ah… ! Don’t press there!”
“Just put a bandage on it and I’ll be fine.”
“That looks bad. Really bad.”
“Try not to look at it.”
“That hurts!”
“You’re going to need bedrest for at least a few days.”
“I’m going to be stuck in bed for how long?”
“That’s nothing, you big baby.”
“Here, let me help. I’m good at this sort of thing.”
“I can’t feel it. That’s bad, right?”
“Can you move?”
“How can something so small hurt so much?”
“It looks a lot worse than it is.”
“You’re a terrible patient.”
“Will you hold still? I can’t do anything if you keep squirming.”
“Wow, I’ve never seen skin turn that color before.”
“It’s just another a war trophy.”
“Shut up and let me help you.”
“I don’t care how tough you are. You can’t ignore that.”
“I’m sorry. This sort of thing makes me nauseous.”
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"Am I dead? Are you an angel?"
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“No, you’re still alive, but if you continue to lay around like this, you might die” Avi looked at the stranger, seeing his confusion on his face. Truth be told, the other didn’t look like he came from here and after everything that happened, it didn’t surprise him anymore. Since dream demons appeared to steal people’s dreams, nothing had been normal. Everything was a huge chaos and when the prince wasn’t fighting against some nasty dream demons who were trying to steal people’s dreams and killing them off like this, then we was seeking for the other princes in the hopes that he would find someone to help him.
Still, it was complicated and the fact that more and more dream demons appeared made all of this a lot worse.
However, he couldn’t deny the fact that he was curious about the other. The last time some strangers were here, they ended up having some ice magic powers and Avi was sure that this person, in fact, would have some powers, too. He just assumed, if it was the true was the other question. He just had to ask him later, but first he needs to make sure that both of them are save. He might be able to fight against a few dream demons, but not even his sword can fight off all of them.
“We should go away from here. I tell you later what happened, but if we stay here, we will die.”