On The Road w/ Sticks and String

SCAMMERS FUCK RIGHT OFF. Married, 2 animals in a trench coat. Driving a semi rig and shitposting. I do NOT knit while driving. Safety is the goal!

[knittingontheroad]

If you message me wanting to be "friends" but want me to go to another platform (like WhatsApp), I am going to block you.

If you message me wanting to be friends and then ask for money, I am going to block you.

(Note there may be very rare exceptions for long-time mutuals that may be in temporarily dire situations).

If you message me wanting to be friends but your blog is just 3 scantily clad pics of you, I am going to block you (and hope you grow some self worth).

EDIT:

CONVERSELY, if I go to your blog and the content is interesting and quirky, and in a quick scroll I find right off the bat 3 posts that I love or want to reblog, I WILL FOLLOW YOU and we can be tumblr moots forever.

[knittingontheroad]

There are people who had a chance to help you. But what were they doing last night while you slept?

[brandonlees]

THE PRINCESS BRIDE 1987, dir. Rob Reiner

[sister-lucifer]

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

[rhyme-plus-zombie]

sorry i had a vision and i just had to draw it

[its-arson-time]

type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags

[bearlyfunctioning]

Comic #355 : Chronic pain is isolating - Website links here ~ Here's a comic for the spoonies, the suffering and the lonesome. Let's take ibuprofen together 🐻💊 That's right it's a double length comic! I had a lot to say that wouldn't fit in 4 panels 🥲

[wordfather]

the only way out is through but fuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuucckkkk cant i like scooch past or something

[goth-queen]

[rubyetc]

[avantgarden-er]

not to be rude but if you’re losing consciousness you should dial for an ambulance not just use the computer.

I would liveblog Anything

[catchymemes]

[porterdavis]

[omegasmileyface]

Montana Supreme Court Rules Its Constitution Entirely Protects Trans Citizens In Landmark Ruling

The ruling will have enormous impacts for transgender residents in the state.

HOLY SHIT

[definite-human]

"The Montana court separately declared that transgender people constitute a suspect class under the state's equal protection clause. In legal terms, a suspect class is a group that has historically faced such severe discrimination that any law targeting them must meet the highest level of judicial scrutiny to survive—the same standard applied to laws that discriminate on the basis of race. [...] The practical effect is sweeping: any Montana law that singles out transgender people will now face strict scrutiny, meaning the state must prove the law serves a compelling interest and is narrowly tailored to achieve it—a standard that laws almost never survive.

"Because the decision rests entirely on the Montana Constitution, it is insulated from the U.S. Supreme Court. Under the principle of adequate and independent state grounds, the federal Supreme Court cannot review a state court's interpretation of its own constitution, so long as that constitution provides more protection than the federal one. [...] What this means in practice is that Montana's transgender residents now have a constitutional shield completely independent of the Supreme Court of the United State’s decisions."

(emphases mine)

[angrychicagoan24]

@daysleftofsecondterm

[thesluts2004]

jowls are normal double chin is normal stretch marks are normal armpit fat is normal. none of the things that tiktok and instagram are telling you to change are things you need to even consider changing. you can have a normal body, it will be okay

[ayeforscotland]

People are just fucking insane now. Can’t imagine living my life like that.

[knittingontheroad]

Because the sky just has pink clouds sometimes? Maybe God (you choose which one) is intentionally signaling support for trans people. Or maybe water vapor just refracts light. Who knows.

[existennialmemes]

Not to sound like a decrepit, rambling corpse about it, but back in my day Word used to be a pre installed program that came with your computer, if you were running Windows.

No subscription. Just program.

On your computer. You got to use it forever and ever and never had to worry about it going away.

Because it was physically on your computer. As a program. That you actually owned. Not because you got it separately, but because it was a standard inclusion with your computer.

I'm sorry but I'll just never get over it. I remember when companies cared about their products being usable out of the box. I remember when our things belonged to us.

Old man shaking fist at cloud, wherein the cloud is the background of the Windows 98 logo.

[i-suggest-piracy]

i have a suggestion

[chill-emmie]

Let's make some silence please.

Let this person say their suggestion, we might learn a thing or two.

[i-suggest-piracy]

[chill-emmie]

DON'T LET AWFUL COMPANIES CONTROL THE MEDIA/SOFTWARE/OUR RIGHT TO OWN WHAT WE PAY FOR!!!!!!

[daughter-of-sapph0]

come hither, my loyal knight

a little closer

perfect

*baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you*

[hail-the-villainess]

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