wake me up in the spring

while i’m high off my american dream - jess｜taurus｜entp

[cina-full-moon-xanadium]

I am doing a Crewmate check-in.

Showing support for one another. I need SIX amogus to post, not share, this message to show you are always there if someone needs to task. Let’s go gentlemen…

[eunnieboo]

her favorite lipstick

[super-affection]

mountain dew baja blast is alot like pussy

[super-affection]

tastes the same, and same texture

[super-affection]

alot of people have never eaten pussy before it seems

[astrodidact]

[zesty-lemon-bread]

I love Pokemon’s world building because its just so absurd but interesting at the same time

Yes, there are Gods, and yes they have godly powers, even control over the very fabrics of reality.

But heres the kicker

They’re litterally just feral animals that will attempt to fight eachother on sight due to territory reasons and not give a single shit about the ramifications of their battles

Imagine living knowing that reality could collapse at any second because Palika looked at Dialga in a funny way and now Dialga’s out for Blood.

[astraldemise]

[weirdlandtv]

Concept paintings by Eyvind Earle for Disney’s SLEEPING BEAUTY (1959).

[antigone-lesbian]

[emtmercy]

a gay person: maybe this character is gay like me

everyone else immediately: but what if no characters were like you though wouldnt that just be better

[magz-archive]

(Quiz: Buzzfeed test to guess your height)

Result = 5’8” (172cm)

mmm…. no, nice try tho

[fatretard]

[thetrashiestoftrash]

Please, I am begging you, visit the official Captain Marvel website

[thetrashiestoftrash]

I would post screenshots but they cannot possibly capture it.

[kittyknowsthings]

oh dear

[systlin]

Well it can’t be that bad. 

“Clicks”

…..

Oh well that is distressing. 

[thehoneybeewitch]

ooooohhhhhh, because it’s fucking time travel 😂

[systlin]

I feel like I was forcibly just thrown back into my 10 year old body. 

[thebellwitchblog]

Do you ever have moments where you completely forget what year it is? Maybe if you blink you’ll be 10 again sitting in front of a clunky off white desktop that weighs as much as you and internet so slow you had downloads that lasted longer than the average human lifespan.

[systlin]

I swear to fuck I heard dial-up sounds for a second there. 

[knock-once]

horse

i agree

[memewhore]

[jayce]

[magnusderp]

big mood

[caleforpresident]

I can’t get over this

[leplastiquedick]

me screaming in another plane of existence 

[humansofnewyork]

“One of my plays is getting produced!” “What’s it about?” “So there’s this guy, and he really loves this one girl— she’s the girl of his dreams. But she’s going off to college. So he applies to every nearby college, just so he can be close to her. But the only college that accepts him is a clown college. But here’s the thing— he’s terrified of clowns.”

[grimelords]

this is the funniest fucking thing and I’ve been thinking about it all week

[steveinaspeedo]

[hungwy]

*watches my only beloved son slide down this and crinkle up like a crushed soda can*