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[gay-irl]

gay❄️irl

[dragmaniarpdr]

[bewbin]

[frolicious]

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

i’m literally in HYSTERICS over this righr nowhdjahkshdjshsjs

[freshmoviequotes]

The Dictator (2012)

[somewhereinthedetails217]

FUCK.

[flowerinaflame]

[bogleech]

This is the funniest and most thoughtful I’ve ever seen an organization use a meme and it’s good people with good goals who don’t just want your money on top of it

[sunbathe]

[unfortunately-awake]

[unfortunately-awake]

[usrimajor-deactivated20240130]

your acquaintance from highschool that is elbows deep in a pyramid scheme: #girlboss

[just-shower-thoughts]

Telling a girls parents you creampie her on a daily basis is socially unacceptable but saying you are trying for a baby is a cause for celebration.

[kanashiba]

[unfortunately-awake]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

me: [taking a piss in my own house like normal]

my anxiety: “what if someone slipped you hallucinogenic drugs and you’re actually in walmart right now pissing in the middle of the store?” 

me: “…we’ll confront that problem when we come to it”

[knowledgetrollop]

Guys on Grindr: DO NOT hit me up with a "hi" "hey" "what's up" "how are you?" Or you will get blocked!! Think of something more creative

[radiation]

[skypestripper]

he luh dis fat ass