Koa King

They/them. 21+. Bisexual. INTJ.

[reythemandalor]

captain roscu would be an anti-masker

[koaking]

I’m desperately trying

to smash together two halves of a thing

and have the pressure from my hands

hold it in the air

My arms are tired

But I would rather them

Fall Off

than to let go

I’m so tired

my Heart aches

and so I lie to my love

to keep Us, Us

and to keep me Sane

at Least for now

[gaypeopletwitter]

[starrysapphos]

Today I styled my outfit after one of those “Top 10 Outfits Men Hate!!!” as an experiment. It was absolutely horrible. Not a single Straight Man™ talked to me all day. I almost died. Worst experience ever.

Here is what I wore so you can make sure you absolutely for sure never ever wear this:

• Beanie

• Messy/ curly hair

• High-waisted comfy jeans that are cuffed at the bottom

• A sweater that is super comfortable

• Combat boots

Make sure to spread this so that absolutely no one will ever wear this kind of thing. Add your own men-repellant outfits to make sure that no one will make this horrid mistake.

[koaking]

This explains so much about me

[notonyourbarricade]

It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them. 

[cornwallacebienbenaruoo-deactiv]

Shoutout to everyone that had a dream career or ideal life but were roadblocked by math. 

[8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525]

hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year

[taragrimface]

(from a 2015 interview)

i hope she’s comfortable

[hella-gay-trash]

Please don’t forget the best one so far^^^

[eiruriofidkewoeeifjjdis374738-d]

another example of Koko’s humour by Jane Goodall:

[autumngracy]

Nothing pleases me more than to learn the fact that apes also will look at a thing and go “it me”

[chimericaloutlier]

#hardsame

[savannahlemur]

No No No! 🙀 Don’t take your hands. I feel so comfy. 💕🐊

[johnthedragon]

HOW CAN SOMETHING BE THIS CUTE

[daddywhorebucks]

What a unique dog

[froslasss]

do you know how cute i would be if i had more money 

[koaking]

I really just about mixed up what my student’s homework is with my own homework for college. Being a teacher and a student at the same time is ROUGH.

[koaking]

I really just about mixed up what my student’s homework is with my own homework for college. Being a teacher and a student at the same time is ROUGH.

[toastbutteregg]

THIS MAKES ME CRINGE

[toastbutteregg]

THIS MAKES ME CRINGE

[cherrydanish]

i sat in the parking lot for an unreal amount of time to get this picture

[spacemancharisma]

haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season

[spacemancharisma]

well this is just… one of the worst things you could say

[alexromero]

[proud-hufflepuff]

Oh my god he really looks like That

[irhinoceri]

Here are some gems from the article:

[sis-nyc]

That he responded to a 10-minute bit mocking him with “it means ‘barrel-maker,’ an honorable profession” makes me believe that Mullaney was 98 to 100% accurate.

[thesupremesourcream]

People who say bi erasure doesn’t happen need to realize Freddie Mercury is known as the most famous homosexual man when he identified himself as bisexual. If that’s not bi erasure I don’t even know.

[stupiduglyfatcunt]

Also PoC erasure, most people don’t know he was 100% Indian

[daggers-drawn]

Specifically he was Parsi. Also raised Zeroastrian.

[avaazeman]

*zoroastrian 

[cornflakepizza]

#i dont think the white boys can handle a queer brown guy being their god

[karis-the-fangirl]

^^^ centuries of religious art featuring white-skinned blue-eyed Jesus have made that pretty clear

[joycevbyers-deactivated20191228]

His real name was Farrokh Bulsara. He was born in Zanzibar.

[blakrosemess]

And he was bisexual.

[angelwarm]

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

[angelwarm]

today is the day

[joshpeck]

reblog the cherry pie to be ok