Koa King

They/them. 21+. Bisexual. INTJ.

[reythemandalor]

captain roscu would be an anti-masker

[koaking]

I’m desperately trying

to smash together two halves of a thing

and have the pressure from my hands

hold it in the air

My arms are tired

But I would rather them

Fall Off

than to let go

I’m so tired

my Heart aches

and so I lie to my love

to keep Us, Us

and to keep me Sane

at Least for now

[gaypeopletwitter]

[starrysapphos]

Today I styled my outfit after one of those “Top 10 Outfits Men Hate!!!” as an experiment. It was absolutely horrible. Not a single Straight Man™ talked to me all day. I almost died. Worst experience ever.

Here is what I wore so you can make sure you absolutely for sure never ever wear this:

• Beanie

• Messy/ curly hair

• High-waisted comfy jeans that are cuffed at the bottom

• A sweater that is super comfortable

• Combat boots

Make sure to spread this so that absolutely no one will ever wear this kind of thing. Add your own men-repellant outfits to make sure that no one will make this horrid mistake.

[koaking]

This explains so much about me

[notonyourbarricade]

It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them. 

[cornwallacebienbenaruoo-deactiv]

Shoutout to everyone that had a dream career or ideal life but were roadblocked by math. 

[gif87a-com]

[yourladyindank]

Acting like the crows won’t try to cheat the system.

Acting like the crows won’t snatch cigarettes outta people’s mouths.

Acting like murders won’t fight viciously for terf.

[paradisemantis-deactivated20181]

If they cheat the system then they earned it.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Crows reduce the rates of lung cancer by aggressively nabbing cigarettes, news at 11.

[thetimesinbetween]

fuck it let’s just have public health policy via crows

[8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525]

hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year

[taragrimface]

(from a 2015 interview)

i hope she’s comfortable

[hella-gay-trash]

Please don’t forget the best one so far^^^

[eiruriofidkewoeeifjjdis374738-d]

another example of Koko’s humour by Jane Goodall:

[autumngracy]

Nothing pleases me more than to learn the fact that apes also will look at a thing and go “it me”

[chimericaloutlier]

#hardsame

[savannahlemur]

No No No! 🙀 Don’t take your hands. I feel so comfy. 💕🐊

[johnthedragon]

HOW CAN SOMETHING BE THIS CUTE

[daddywhorebucks]

What a unique dog

[froslasss]

do you know how cute i would be if i had more money 

[koaking]

I really just about mixed up what my student’s homework is with my own homework for college. Being a teacher and a student at the same time is ROUGH.

[koaking]

I really just about mixed up what my student’s homework is with my own homework for college. Being a teacher and a student at the same time is ROUGH.

[gif87a-com]

[groupthinker]

this is the absolute sweetest thing I’ve seen in my entire life. i wish nothing but the absolute best for this dude for the rest of his life, he deserves it more than any of us

[nandalorian]

I’m so glad this was recorded for future blackmail purposes.

[moonlight-sonder]

I LOVE BIG DOGS

[toastbutteregg]

THIS MAKES ME CRINGE

[toastbutteregg]

THIS MAKES ME CRINGE

[cherrydanish]

i sat in the parking lot for an unreal amount of time to get this picture

[spacemancharisma]

haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season

[spacemancharisma]

well this is just… one of the worst things you could say

[alexromero]

[proud-hufflepuff]

Oh my god he really looks like That

[irhinoceri]

Here are some gems from the article:

[sis-nyc]

That he responded to a 10-minute bit mocking him with “it means ‘barrel-maker,’ an honorable profession” makes me believe that Mullaney was 98 to 100% accurate.