Koaru Texas

My profile picture is an image of my Juliet, the beautiful Shichato Rashisagi. I am Koaru Texas, the ruler of both words and worlds. I am currently severly in det and I, your Lord and Savoury, require help to get out of it. So far, my followers who have dubbed themselves the Koaru Squid, have given many beautiful donations to me by way of my sacrificial well. Of course, this is only part way to being free. Please consider donating to the well. Anything to stop Hina's screaming would be preferable.

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It's a beautiful day outside. Cockoro is singing, PasuPare is blooming... On days like these, girls like you... Should be fueeing in hell.

Conan “Sans” Mastubara

*megalovania blasts from the tsurumaki mansion*

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Do you child-cats ever feel like your wife is trying to run away from you?

I tied her up in my basement as a punishment for last time but she keeps trying to untie herself...

She keeps saying things like, “Why don't you marry Saaya again?” and, “Leave me alone, creep!”

I keep explaining that if I let her go, she’ll run away again and I'm not sure she gets that that's a bad thing.

Does anyone have any suggestions on how to make sure she stays with me?

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Flet your problems away and all will be okay in the end. Do not fear, my kittens, for if you truly are in danger, I will be your prince.

Myself, your Lord and Savoury, Koaru Texas