Mostly Memes

This was originally an art blog but became my main account and i don’t even make art anymore | she/they

[sploinkusthebloinkus]

Wishing water didn’t exist

[kobalt-red]

hey sploinkus wouldn’t that like kill everyone and everything

[sploinkusthebloinkus]

i really really hope all of you guys read my posts in a stereotypical 1940s radio voice

[kobalt-red]

i read them all in about the same tone as one would imagine the 🤓 emoji speaks in

[sploinkusthebloinkus]

perish.

[kobalt-red]

you first 👉👈

[sploinkusthebloinkus]

i really really hope all of you guys read my posts in a stereotypical 1940s radio voice

[kobalt-red]

i read them all in about the same tone as one would imagine the 🤓 emoji speaks in

[sploinkusthebloinkus]

welcome to Rat Poison Jim’s wher- where we just put fuckin rat poison in your food

[sploinkusthebloinkus]

oh to be a graphic designer of a cool but strange indie game in 2012

[kobalt-red]

you can however be a designer of a cool but strange indie game in 2022

[madeofklay]

so like….. what are the rules on centaurs again?

[sploinkusthebloinkus]

I don’t know what the rules are, but this… this breaks them.

[kobalt-red]

nah man idk what you’re talkin about that’s just greg he’s just your average centaur

[sploinkusthebloinkus]

guys can we just like learn Finnish, just like, as a goof you know what i mean

[kobalt-red]

what if we just like made welsh the standard language for everybody in the world to speak and like it’s cool and everything and everyone’s at peace and we have a star trek style post-scarcity society since we’re all able to communicate now that everyone speaks the same language and we’ve learned to make peace with our differences and unite to build a better society but like everyone spoke welsh wouldn’t that be fucked up id kill myself

[sploinkusthebloinkus]

you can’t fool me, I watched black mirror

[kobalt-red]

you can fool me, i’ve never watched black mirror

[sploinkusthebloinkus]

“She left me and she took the fucking kids… she took my kids!”

“yeah thats sucks dude but as I was saying, skylanders of the earth element are stronger here”

[1uvrrr]

bro and bitch have no gender

[sploinkusthebloinkus]

You forgot about dude

[kobalt-red]

the difference is that dude IS a gender in and of itself, completely separate from male and female

[sploinkusthebloinkus]

guys can we just like learn Finnish, just like, as a goof you know what i mean

[kobalt-red]

what if we just like made welsh the standard language for everybody in the world to speak and like it’s cool and everything and everyone’s at peace and we have a star trek style post-scarcity society since we’re all able to communicate now that everyone speaks the same language and we’ve learned to make peace with our differences and unite to build a better society but like everyone spoke welsh wouldn’t that be fucked up id kill myself

[sploinkusthebloinkus]

yeah we know silver works really well on werewolves but what the FUCK works on landlords

[kobalt-red]

same thing

[kobalt-red]

most things are damaged by silver bullets not just werewolves you know

[sploinkusthebloinkus]

yeah we know silver works really well on werewolves but what the FUCK works on landlords

[kobalt-red]

same thing

[sploinkusthebloinkus]

im sorry to say this but I don’t think the people who make the superhero suit designs at marvel have ever actually seen real animals

[sploinkusthebloinkus]

batman is all black, a cape that looks like the wings of a bat, i mean he’s got everything down to the detail…

but like how the fuck does spider-mans suit even like, remotely resemble a spider??? hes got the emblem, yeah, but like… hes bright fucking red??? hello?????

[kobalt-red]

he doesn’t even have 8 legs smh

[sploinkusthebloinkus]

somebody asked me who names themselves “sploinkus the bloinkus”

me bitch

[kobalt-red]

that was me and fuck you for making my stupid joke into an actual blog name

[sploinkusthebloinkus]

the fact that we dont name celebrities by their defining feature sucks because “Jack the esoteric one” sounds way fucking cooler than Jack Black

[sploinkusthebloinkus]

hmm yes im definitely feeling today

[kobalt-red]

good post, definitely made me feel

[sploinkusthebloinkus]

thanks tumblr for telling me I liked my own post, very vital information here

[sploinkusthebloinkus]

“oh hell yeah my posts are getting attention!”

“You absolute fucking moron. You utter fucking baffoon. No lesser man would entertain the watered down garbage posts you call your own. You have nothing, nobody. You call out into the vast abyss of space and rejoice in your own echo. I would kill you where you stand if it didn’t mean wasting the energy.”

[kobalt-red]

sploinkus why were you liking your own posts