brosenbaum

absolute egg child

[lancesimping-deactivated2023082]

Eiga no Osomatsu-san big acrylic stand (Adult ver.)

Release Date: January 2020

Publisher/ Distributor: Medicos Entertainment Inc.

[fedoragato]

Get Wrecked Shadow

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

The cognitive dissonance caused by a society that tells its children to “follow their dreams” through messages in films, literature, etc. and then punishes them for not choosing safe, money making careers in adulthood is fascinating, to say the least.

[foeofcolor]

Hello , oliviabot

whos going to die first 

[olivia1863fde]

rich

[catharticboredom]

[gun-flame]

Dreepy inside Dragapult’s head: 

[clambiguous]

new chapter COMPLETE

i am here to announce that this account is a natsuo love event only now

respect the king or perish

[grfld101]

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

[puyopuyo]

i work at pokemon and my dad said sobbles final stage evolution will look like gex but blue and aimed at onceler fuckers

[redidoodles]

[powerburial]

would u rather fight a buff nerd or a jock who listens to jazz

things to remember:

nerd has a lot of pent-up anger, might pretend you are his dad

because of the jock’s exposure to jazz music, his attack patterns and movements are a lot less predictable

[margbarcis]

Posts That Changed The World

[bluebandedagate]

Ok, so I can’t claim to have fought a jock who listens to jazz (I have fought a track kid who listens to trap and country tho) but I HAVE fought a buff nerd. The secret is to take him by surprise. Nerds have a lot of experience with tactic games such as D&D, so he knows how to leverage his strength against you. 9 times out of 10 when I’ve fought a buff nerd I lost - the moment he gets his hands around your wrists or his weight on top of you, it’s over. BUT! When I won, it was always by doing something unpredictable. My most decisive victory was made by making it look like I was backing off/gonna run away, then bull-rushing him and tackling him to the ground, using my own weight to pin him so he couldn’t get up. So there’s half the equation! 

[powerburial]

dude youre literally the jazz jock

[sassybananagardenartisan]

[babyboyfez-deactivated20191126]

His knees gave in near the top 😂

[wakandamama]

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

Lmfaoooooooooooo

[cherrygrenade]

Remember that whole post that @i-am-a-fish​ made saying that ‘if you have knees, you are valid’ but then someone pointed out homophobes also have knees and then @i-am-a-fish​ replied ‘not for long’

Yeah. That. 

[themusicellecat]

@i-am-a-fish

did you take his knees ovo

[i-am-a-fish]

another day another knee

[powerburial]

would u rather fight a buff nerd or a jock who listens to jazz

things to remember:

nerd has a lot of pent-up anger, might pretend you are his dad

because of the jock’s exposure to jazz music, his attack patterns and movements are a lot less predictable

[margbarcis]

Posts That Changed The World

[saphirune]

im just putting douma in outfits rn

[artdepo]

cool oil painting of Samantha French

[yassmines]

this literally made me laugh so hard it shooke my BRAIN

[yassmines]

god DAM babey u done stop me in m TRACKS i can smell ur dam FEET from HHHHHHH EEEEEEHEEEHOOHOOO i can smell ur dam FEET from HERE well look me n the patnurs goin down to the levi tpack some LIPS maybe go mudridin how bouchune y HHHHHHHHHHHH fat ass friend hop ina HHHHHHHHHHHHH 😂😂 hop inthe backs HH HHH HHH HEEEEEEE

[teaboot]

I hate it when your parents are like “I know you better than you know yourself!” Like no you don’t

[teaboot]

Like oh, you’re an expert on the inner machinations of my psyche? Name three of my top ten existential dreads