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Cunty little thing isnt it

I expected many things from this game (and I was not disappointed) but “accidentally finding the most comforting ship ever” was not on my list.

And here I am now, completely convinced that a perfect family consists of the best swordswoman in all Hoenn, a walking fashion disaster, two teens (one of them is sent by god himself) and a weird fox.

And I keep drawing them

pinecone-jam

I expected many things from this game (and I was not disappointed) but “accidentally finding the most comforting ship ever” was not on my list.

And here I am now, completely convinced that a perfect family consists of the best swordswoman in all Hoenn, a walking fashion disaster, two teens (one of them is sent by god himself) and a weird fox.

And I keep drawing them

pinecone-jam

I finished Legends Arceus recently but I have not finished sketching stupid things

Playing Legends for the first time years after it was released I of course knew about Volo and his cute little mischiefs. I still ended up in this situation due to my brilliant idea of creating a perfectly round team and a bunch of other bad decisions. Believe me or not this didn’t end well.

While I was prepared for Volo I certainly was not prepared for Kamado and his unique ways of making decisions and solving problems. I was not prepared for the whole exile situation or the last cutscene where this amazing man just gracefully plopped all his responsibilities on Cyllene’s shoulders. The woman is two piplup tall and probably one mishap away from murdering someone, give her a break.

I’m a little sad now because it’s time to say goodbye to my morning routine of sketching whatever questionable ideas visited my head while playing.

But if you woke up today thinking “wish there was a children’s book illustrator somewhere on the other end of the world with half an hour to spare so I can ask them to sketch my favorite PLA character or pokemon” then hi hello i’m here welcome to my ask box. Apart from PLA i still have some residual knowledge of gen 2, 4, 6 and 8 (I’m also allergic to odd numbers apparently)

clowndream

hi im open for commissions because i need money to live

ive been unemployed for just over a month now and the job hunt isn't going super well, i just need funds for groceries + gas until i get my first paycheck somewhere

you can DM me to request a comm here on tumblr (anons will be ignored), on twitter, or through discord

reblogs are SUPER appreciated

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rassicas

In the splatoon fanbase, there are many misconceptions surrounding the relationship between inklings and water. without fail whenever I mention something related to the topic I'll get replies of "actually the canon is [some popular but incorrect theory]" "no they can do this and this canonically [it's actually a headcanon]" "no its really [something NOA made up]"

so to briefly go over The Facts:

Inklings canonically die when submerged in water. And yes, getting "splatted" is them dying for real, respawning is also an in-universe thing that has existed for at least 2000 years and not just a game mechanic. While the dying in water thing originally came from a game mechanic, it has been repeatedly stated that they incorporated this into the inkling's biology. The water weakness is not because of the water itself being toxic. The reason is based in osmosis. in the process of their evolution, Inklings (and octolings) changed a lot, and one of these changes was the ability to transform between a humanoid and swim form. Doing this transformation requires skin that is a thin, semi permeable membrane [this kind of skin is a trait found in real life molluscs]. The evolutionary trade off is that, because of how semi permeable their skin is, the ink inside of their bodies will bleed out when in contact with another liquid. This is the answer given directly by the series' creator. Kind of like how a slug will die if you sprinkle salt on it (for a reason that's almost the same as the inklings), but ultimately needs salt in its diet through the food it eats to live, inklings do drink water and other liquids. Its also not like they touch water and immediately explode, it seems they can wash their hands in it and dip their feet in it and be fine.

Some people think the water weakness is stupid, personally i think its reasonable because Inkling biology is already weird as hell and of how ridiculously advantageous it is to be an ink-based cephalopod. the ink gives them the ability to jump absurdly long distances and cheat death to an extent. they're not losing much by not being able to dunk themselves in water. Anyway point is it sucks that all the relevant canon information on this is one of those japan only things/exclusive to developer interviews and pretty much every time it's brought up in English the localizers make shit up. I plan to make a video about this one of these days, but with how 'controversial' the topic is, and how many little details and connected concepts there are, I've been holding it off because I want to do it right. there's also some specific details that are unclear that I've been hoping would be clarified in the artbook or a dev interview but haven't, I might just have to go for it at this point. for the time being, i hope this post helps clear up a few things!

v9mp1re

moonpr1smpower

assdevourer

iwilleatyourenglish

some of you just cannot accept that “i just don’t like it” is a complete reason to not engage with media or a facet of media

iwilleatyourenglish

funniest possible advice

so-much-for-subtlety

alphalone3141592

I do not have words for the utter misery seeing the second image brought me. Bad future shit holy fuck

seabassapologist

Oh thank god 😮‍💨

literallyjustaspider-deactivate

Yeah no this is a whole trend on Christian Tiktok where people will show their (real/imagined) “glow-up” from an alt/emo/furry/trans to a “good Christian”

eveled

Fixed it

astraldemise

accidentally caused myself to get a stomach ache by vividly imagining myself eating the burger i was planning on having for dinner tomorrow

astraldemise

so you all knew the risks of imagining burger and never told me ??

toaster-boi

the legend of old

foone

I think we should put all kids on puberty blockers. You shouldn't have to have a gender until you want to.

Now let me just post this on Facebook and see how long it takes for one of my relatives to attempt to kill me with their mind. They've all got psychic powers but my wards are strong so at worst I get a vague itching.

foone

Speaking of which, science needs to come up with a Third Hormone that just fixes the osteoporosis problems of no-hormones. Then we could live long, gender-free lives