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if anyone ever tried to hand me a sparkling water i think iâd kill them
JOHNNYâs new skills unlocked: pole dancing
prozac came to play and she plays dirty
Describe yourself on anon and I'll say if I'd date you.
Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want to take me on.Â
Ready? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NSFW Asks
1:When did you lose your virginity?
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
4: Weirdest place youâve had sex?
5: Favourite sex position?
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
12: How often do you have sex?
13: Is there anybody right now youâd like to have sex with?
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
15: Most embarrassing thing thatâs ever happened to you during sex?
16: A song youâd listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
17: A song youâd listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
30:Â Something that you have hidden in your room that you donât want anyone to find:
31:Â Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
32:Â Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
33:Â Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
34:Â A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
35:Â Worst possible time to get horny:
36:Â Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?
37:Â How much fapping is too much fapping:
38:Â Best sexual complement you ever got:
39:Â Favorite foreplay activities:
40:Â What do you wear to bed?
41:Â When was the first time you masturbated:
42:Â Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
43:Â Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
44:Â Have/would you ever have sex in public?
45:Â Have/would you ever had a threesome?
46:Â What is one random object youâve used to masturbate?
47:Â Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
48:Â Do you like oral sex? (why/why not)
49:Â How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
50:Â How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
51:Â Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
52:Â Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
53:Â Do you watch porn?
54:Â Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
55:Â Do you feel comfortable going âcommandoâ?
56:Â Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadnât shaved their pubic hair?
57:Â If you could give yourself head, would you?
58:Â Booty or Boobs?
59:Â Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
60:Â If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?
61: have you ever watched someone masturbate?
62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate?
63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?
64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)
65. What is your bra/penis size?
66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?
67. When was the last time you masturbated?
68. When was the last time you had sex?
69. When was the last time you watched porn?
70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?
71. Guys:Circumsized?
72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?
73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?
74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?
75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?
76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?
77. Which wet dream was your favorite?
78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?
79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?
80. Favorite sexual position?Â
81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?
82. Are you into any BDSM?
83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?
84. Do you like dirty talk?
85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?
86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?
87. What kind of porn do you like to watch?
88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?
89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasnât there when you needed them?
90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?
91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?
92. Ask whatever you want
i don know shit yall!!!! im jus out hereÂ
3 đ„°
3 - dominate: The8/Minghao
okay listen, iâm a bottom sub bitch bUT i feel like i could dom him. heâd be so pretty with a pout on his face i could dO IT
5
6
7 please!
5 - edge: Younghoon(the boyz)
yoU CANT TELL ME he wouldnât look so pretty writhing underneath my touch and begging for release uGH
6 - tease: Seonghwa
bc i know if i teased that man long enough he would crack and let my ass have it. as he should
7 - get teased by: Moonbyul
that would get me so flustered in the best way possible let me have it lil mama
13, 16, 20 :)
13 - suck fingers of: Mingyu
he has such nice hands he could slap me if he wanted
16 - get bent over by: Jeno
i know heâs really sweet and quiet but those are the ones that get ya and heâs just so ugh yes
20 - suck off: Changbin
i think he would look so hot looking down at me like please sir mmMM
send me a number and I will tell you what idol I would choose.
go down on :
go down on me :Â
dominate :Â
sub to :
edge :
tease :
get teased by :
overstimulate :
touch under the table :
fuck in a dressing room :
get choked by :
fuck in a car :
suck fingers of :
get undressed by :
undress :
get bent over by :
get degraded by :
degrade :
get spanked by :
suck off :
Bringing the twitter content over to tumblr again, send asks
NSFW Asks
1:When did you lose your virginity?
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
4: Weirdest place youâve had sex?
5: Favourite sex position?
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
12: How often do you have sex?
13: Is there anybody right now youâd like to have sex with?
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
15: Most embarrassing thing thatâs ever happened to you during sex?
16: A song youâd listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
17: A song youâd listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
30:Â Something that you have hidden in your room that you donât want anyone to find:
31:Â Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
32:Â Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
33:Â Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
34:Â A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
35:Â Worst possible time to get horny:
36:Â Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?
37:Â How much fapping is too much fapping:
38:Â Best sexual complement you ever got:
39:Â Favorite foreplay activities:
40:Â What do you wear to bed?
41:Â When was the first time you masturbated:
42:Â Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
43:Â Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
44:Â Have/would you ever have sex in public?
45:Â Have/would you ever had a threesome?
46:Â What is one random object youâve used to masturbate?
47:Â Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
48:Â Do you like oral sex? (why/why not)
49:Â How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
50:Â How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
51:Â Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
52:Â Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
53:Â Do you watch porn?
54:Â Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
55:Â Do you feel comfortable going âcommandoâ?
56:Â Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadnât shaved their pubic hair?
57:Â If you could give yourself head, would you?
58:Â Booty or Boobs?
59:Â Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
60:Â If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?
61: have you ever watched someone masturbate?
62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate?
63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?
64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)
65. What is your bra/penis size?
66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?
67. When was the last time you masturbated?
68. When was the last time you had sex?
69. When was the last time you watched porn?
70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?
71. Guys:Circumsized?
72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?
73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?
74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?
75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?
76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?
77. Which wet dream was your favorite?
78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?
79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?
80. Favorite sexual position?Â
81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?
82. Are you into any BDSM?
83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?
84. Do you like dirty talk?
85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?
86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?
87. What kind of porn do you like to watch?
88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?
89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasnât there when you needed them?
90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?
91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?
92. Ask whatever you want
Weird asks
What's your 3rd favourite animal?
Can you do a handstand?
Do you like mushrooms?
What dream do you remember most vividly?
A childhood nickname?
The height you wish you were?
Did you play with marbles as a kid?
How many capital cities have you been to?
Favourite kind of bread?
Rabbits or hamsters?
Do you like ankle socks?
A country you have no interest in visiting?
A movie you've never seen that it seems like every one else has?
How long in advance do you start preparing for your birthday?
How far is too far to walk?
Favourite dog breed?
The best name to give to a lizard?
How many languages can you count to ten in?
When was the last time you climbed a tree?
Where's the best place to eat?
Where's the best place to sleep?
Biggest lie you've ever told?
Most common lie you tell?
Best song to dance to?
might just start coming back to annoy people on here. as i should
HOW the hell have you been loca
when will i get bitten by a vampire like i deserve
johnny // saturday night live korea