koda's blog that heavily features food!!

hi, im koda! 🏳️‍⚧️ :3 local cook / pervert / freak 18+!! MDNI

[rxinbowsfr]

the scary thing about being on the internet is that sometimes things blow up when you dont expect it

[rxinbowsfr]

my fucking 10 minute ibis paint doodle made it to nearly 3 million views AND is on knowyourmeme . Help

[kodapendant]

im officially 25!!

[kodapendant]

perhaps this calls for some celebratory nude posting...

[not-terezi-pyrope]

Been a while. Need to reward my loyal tumblr followers for putting up with my bullshit, lol

Fancy some nudes? ^_^

[not-terezi-pyrope]

Yours truly, girl who has a blog, at your service. 😘

[not-terezi-pyrope]

Previous sightings.

[not-terezi-pyrope]

Can you folks reblog my boobs so I can become one of those tumblr popular transfem blogs people thirst over?

I'd like that.

Artistic nudity also if you like! So don't worry about "wrong blog type", ay? :3c

[kodapendant]

im officially 25!!

[kirikomamura]

[girlonabreak]

[zxid]

collection

[fishlung8877]

[kodapendant]

tostadas again! i havent posted much food since my trip bc it's mostly stuff ive cooked before, which i feel like could get very repetitive and kind of annoying lol; the idea of this was moreso as a kind of journal for food, so when it's just kinda the daily eggs and such that seems like a waste. speaking of, im thinking of posting some images? of me? but also i worry abouttt my brain and rewards from getting validated online. but i also wanna interact with other trans girls!!

[laterkiss]

if you could ignore everything abt me then im actually perfect

[thevampirejade]

Armand.

Also Lestat.

[laterkiss]

can everything be about me for once instead of the vampire almond or the vampire lostat

[kodapendant]

actually everything is about you, except you, which is about grief <3

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[starsarefairylightsfornerds]

[aqueerkettleofish]

When I was training to be a paramedic, we had one student ask the instructor what to do in the event of a marijuana overdose. The instructor said "Tell him to take two twinkies and call you in the morning."

[valtsv]

this is going to sound like such a little sibling ass take but i genuinely believe that being a little bit annoying is actually a greater sign of maturity and self awareness than being universally likeable and on good terms with everyone

[valtsv]

if some people find me annoying and can't stand me because of how i think and act then that means i'm a fully realized human being with my own personality and opinions and free will and not just a reflective surface for other people's desires, which is in fact a good thing despite what people who want you to just be a reflection of their own opinions and desires will tell you, and why being considered "cringe" or whatever doesn't bother me at all

[valtsv]

also it's really funny when you're confident enough in yourself to know that people not liking you isn't always a sign that you're the problem. like there's something undeniably hilarious about being aware your mere existence has the power to piss someone off and ruin their day and i recommend embracing it.

[spice-ghouls]

[teaboot]

Oh fucking thissss

[fagslop]

[dead-salmon]

reminded me of these

[laterkiss]

It's okay, I am happy it was you.

[kodapendant]

this made me cry <3

[werewolf-transgenderism]

this is fucking killing me bro. computah, show me more hot hockey firefighters whaling on cops

[lelif]

on survival

-// @aridante // @orivu // @buzzkillgirls // ? // ? // richard siken// @cemeterything // moomin, tove jansson// @disenchanted-killjoy // isn't that enough, shawn mendes// @ prettytheyswag on twitter// @ coletyumuch on twitter// ? // ? // bird by bird, anne lamott// undertale// @strawberrycircuits

[devilishdescent]

just me and my sleeveless graphic tees and my friends and all the people who love and support me against the world. and weed and beer and hormone replacement therapy also. against the world

[devilishdescent]

and jerking off and tap water and mac & cheese and maybe even a nice nap against the world as well.

[devilishdescent]

AND I AM GOING TO FUCKING WIN!!!!!!!!!

[weredragon-broodmother]

girls is bugs

[epicsause-official]

it really is kafkaesque