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hi, im koda! 🏳️‍⚧️ :3 local cook / pervert / freak 18+!! MDNI

[avocadobananas]

who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.

[mockva]

Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[the-davest-of-uncles]

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

[theone2wonder]

So who else watched the trailer and thought of the other titty out man

[official-boob-posts]

and they’re the only two game franchises I play

[gunsandfireandshit]

[orpheuslament]

lets out one truly pitiful little whimper & then goes back to doing fucking whatever

[goodblunt]

(nonchalant) (rock hard) i sense that you kill a lot of people

[tlirsgender]

I feel like . A lot of Being Autistic is giving people way too much benefit of the doubt cause you're trying not to have a social anxiety paranoia doom spiral but sometimes they really and truly just are treating you like that & you have to be the crazy one & be like I know you're fucking lying to me

Like oh yeah no it's not that I didn't notice. I've just been ignoring it. Yknow. Which somehow feels worse and stupider than if I really didn't know any better

[tlirsgender]

I'm always being *just* aware enough of social cues to be like hey I think you guys all secretly hate me? But that's crazy, right. Meanwhile the whole groupchat is like this

[ID: a simple drawing of two cat figures; one wearing a propeller hat says "do you like my silly hat?" & the other replies, "you are an enemy of christ." /end ID]

[mcsryaoihell]

my bonnies

[videogamesforprozac]

God I need to suck a tgirls face or I'm going to explode

[videogamesforprozac]

To be clear, I need kisses that start small and sweet. When she's busy with something. I need her to mindlessly drop what she's doing and melt deeper into the next kiss and the next one. I need my hands around her waist. I need to remember how warm a body is under a shirt. I need to see who moans into the other's mouth first and find out what exactly we're going to do about it

Or whatever

[bashcrandicoot]

Based on a true story

[enki2]

[androdragynous]

[ID: A tweet by TylerAlterman:

"In the middle of a "forcing party" where friends and I are forcing one another to do the things that we've been avoiding.

So far: [bullet list] A passport has been filed for; An inbox has been zero'd; A personal website has been created; & more.

I recommend this format!"]

[anathemaegg]

call that attending an Executive Function

[reactionimagesdaily]

[boy-biter]

Being an insane sex pervert is fun until it hits that what turns me on is actually what turns me on and I am like fucked in the head for real

[kodapendant]

[hardgockcafe]

The only things I’m memorializing today are a couple beers

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

1 like = 1 dead US soldier 1 reblog = we fuck his wife

[drtrinitysantos]

sdxfcgvzdxfcgvhzdxfcgvhbjnkmlcgvhbjnk science

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)

[beroebluejeans]

There is a quality of books (or movies or shows) that I can best describe as “stickiness,” which is separate from being good or even enjoyable: a sticky book is one I just keep thinking about. Sometimes it’s because a book is very good (e.g. The Locked Tomb), and sometimes it’s because a book is very bad (e.g. ACOTAR), but there are also very good and very bad books that are slippery, such that when I’m done reading them they slip from my thoughts like water from a hydrophobic surface.