Kodiak Thriller

Adult | He/Him

[kodiakthriller]

F U my child is completely fine

The Tags of Fics said child reads be like: 👁️👄👁️

[animatedtext]

[chaoticnutcase]

16th century ring that unfolds into an astronomical sphere

[rosit-aaa]

*For the people asking this ring is available HERE with free shipping

[mocha-the-gremlin]

This is how I’m proposing to my partner in the future, I’m using this ring

[kodiakthriller]

Fuck waiting for someone I wanna marry or who will wanna marry me. I‘m gonna buy this ring for myself as a treat. This is a sign for you as well, don‘t wait for someone else to buy it for you, get yourself a 16th century ring that unfolds into an astronomical sphere

[catchymemes]

[fishefishefishe]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[kodiakthriller]

I thought it said „blond virginity“ for way to long. Also Gosling definetly stole the show, he just brought the right Kenergy to the movie

[nocturnalnewsiestrash]

Out of all the amazing choices in Barbie, I think the most iconic is the choice to make Ken a horse girl

[kodiakthriller]

A friend send me this meme and I had to share it

[kodiakthriller]

Reminder that Lykoi‘s aka wolf or werewolf cats exist it‘s a breed derived from a natural mutation

[blorbocedes]

recognising people's ao3 usernames in the kudos is like taking out a library book and seeing a familiar name like ah, yes, we are both connoisseurs of the art. cheers bitch 🥂

[kodiakthriller]

Also recognizing my own username in the kudos or getting the „You have already left Kudos“ message… I have been here before? Past me apparently has good taste and a shit memory

[kodiakthriller]

Me every waking moment

[alcoholicanarchist]

that photo of hunter s. thompson shooting his typewriter is such a mood

[alcoholicanarchist]

[brawltogethernow]

Could NOT have predicted what I was in for before the image loaded. Why is it a ray gun. Why are they in the snow. Why that outfit in the snow.

[ralfmaximus]

That’s not a ray gun, that’s a revolver with an absurdly huge scope on it.

Hunter is in the snow because he lived in the Colorado mountains near Aspen when that picture was taken.

That’s basically his back yard.

He’s dressed like that because up until moments before the photo he was writing.

He’s shooting his typewriter because he’s a writer.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

Happy Birthday to Hunter S Thompson!

[letsbealone-together]

Why do always the weirdest Harry articles show up on my Explore page? So much stuff I don't understand about Wattpad fanfics.

But seriously, when was Harry ever marketed without sex?

[kodiakthriller]

That does not make it right that he was marketed with sex in mind especially when he was a minor, similar to Justin Bieber or more recently Milly Bobby Brown, who as Teenagers were blantently sexualized in the public. Also I agree in general that Real Person Fiction is very problematic, these are real people with lives… would you want people writing fanfiction about you sleeping with your friends or coworkers? People writing porn about you without you controlling it? People writing you as a abusive criminal? Think about that before reading or writing Real Person Fiction

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[kodiakthriller]

My betrayed look at my barber after he ducked me up and I have to give him 20 bucks for it

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[biszumletzten]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[demonsnakes-deactivated20160829]

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

[kodiakthriller]

looks dark yellow to me. Yellow says „Hello, let‘s step on the gas and hope for the best“