Shit happens.

[gaysamoyed]

[honeydew-cc]

You’re so sure on that. Maybe my views will change in the future, who knows? I’m not saying get your hopes up but don’t be so sure that nothing’s going to happen.

[kofusup]

No. We will never be a thing! I thought that when I was fourteen. It's almost four years later. Give over.

[honeydew-cc]

Oh really? How are you so sure, huh?

[kofusup]

No point setting myself up for disappointment--We'd never be a thing anyway.

[honeydew-cc]

I am not! I’m just trying not to do the same thing I did last time. Excuse me for sparing your feelings.

[kofusup]

I was fourteen back then.. I caught feelings. That's not happening now.

[honeydew-cc]

Uuuh, no. Ask someone else. Yeeeep, PG. I could’ve said G soooo.. be thankful.

[kofusup]

You are so boring. Nah, don't even talk to me.

[honeydew-cc]

How am I supposed to keep you happy, huh? Keep it PG.

[kofusup]

Get rid of my blue balls then. PG? Are you kidding me? That's like.. A peck and that's it!

[honeydew-cc]

You dooooon’t.

[kofusup]

I do. Keep Kofu happy!

[honeydew-cc]

Sucks for you, then.

[kofusup]

I hate you.

[honeydew-cc]

Calling me a prude isn’t going to do shit, babe. You’re gonna have to be patient.

[kofusup]

You know I'm not patient.

[honeydew-cc]

I still am fun, just not with you. Or anyone for that matter.

[kofusup]

You're not fun until proven.. Prude.

[honeydew-cc]

Definitely not a possibility. Be thankful for that kiss.

[kofusup]

You're such a prude. Your ass used to be fun. And I mean that comment in two ways.

[honeydew-cc]

You probably would. You’re not getting head anytime soon, sorry bud.

[kofusup]

Anytime soon? So it's a possibility orrrr..

[honeydew-cc]

Did Leo get head by me? Noooope. Go ask Mel.

[kofusup]

She seems like a nice, committed girl.. I'll get slapped.

[honeydew-cc]

Hah, no. That one is definitely not gonna happen.

[kofusup]

Leo gets head and I don't? That ain't fair. Goooo!

[honeydew-cc]

You’re annoying. I thought I was pushing it with cuddles.

[kofusup]

You'd push it even more if you just suck my dick.

[honeydew-cc]

Why couldn’t you just stick to hugs? ..you’re such a pain in the ass.

[kofusup]

I thought so.

[honeydew-cc]

..Koooofu, you can’t just do that.

[kofusup]

You are distracted though. Tell me you don't wanna kiss me..