Brandon

I honestly don't give a fuck.

[knife-d0g]

*whispering softly to each pineapple chunk as i place it delicately onto my pizza* you. are. valid.

[romeo-oh-nomeo]

Drag ‘em boo 👏

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

We have some sort of weird orange fungus or something in our front garden that smells like cum

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

shoplifting tip

they cant arrest you if you pay for the items you steal

[fullhouseforever87]

[crystalblueenigma]

There is only 1 year difference between these two actors. 24 and 25.

[anticraic]

#i misunderstood this as that the guy on the right is the same person as on the left except a year later#lmfao i’ll see myself out

[unshrink]

last night I heard my mom telling my dad, “I have two children, stop being the third”.

[coolsuggestion]

you can cry about spilled milk if you want to

[pajamazam]

You can leave your friends behind

[bodyfeeling]

hey atheists

[phllotes]

the prophecy…has come true… the creely is here

[stability]

[countryowl-deactivated20131116]

listening to mumford and sons always makes me wish I was a horse

[efftrinket-blog]

#this is so abstract but somehow i understand

[oilpainting3-deactivated2017010]

Adidas stands for after dinner I done a shit

Backwards it means straight after desert I did another

[tastefullyoffensive]

[dreibaee]

Honestly me

[drinkspill-deactivated20210201]

2017 better be nice to my mom

[xxgirlnext-door]

That’s all I hope for

[weavemama]

TOYOTA LASAGNA

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

wake up in the morning whack my peepee

[weaux-deactivated20170327]

got my glasses im out the door I’m gonna hit this city

[kuntsuragi]

welcome to my twister mind

right hand blue