[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[3000s]

[may]

robber: hey give me all ur money

me: how about i instead buy that gun off of u for all my money

robber: ok

robber:oh shit now ur gonna rob all ur money back

me:no im not a dick who robs people

roober: that hurt way more than any bullet would

[parabins]

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

[parabins]

yeah i agree

[ophanic]

[lizmitches]

same energy

[carolxdanvers]

How dare you. The animation for Shrek at the time was INSANE.

[norwayspruce]

I feel like what people who were born after Shrek always miss is that it was actually a huge unironic cultural sensation. The minions want what Shrek had. The mcu sits awake at night cursing lord farquaad because they could never have a villain as well written as him

[an-apocalypse-of-magpies]

Shrek was a revolution for 3D CG animation.

Compare human figures in Toy Story (1995)

Toy Story 2 (1999)

Monsters Inc. (2001)

Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001)

and Shrek (2001)

Even Shrek himself counts

Look at that detail - Shrek and Farquaad have subtle stubble, Shrek has liver spots on his scalp, characters have pores on their skin, Shrek’s ears here even have a subtle transparency like real skin and cartilage. His linen tunic has scruffy and rough edges and lint bobbing on the shoulders. Shrek doesn’t just represent a step forward, it represented a BIG jump. Look back at the early 3D Pixar films and you’ll see a progression in what 3D software could effectively render - first plastic toys, then chitinous insects, then scaly or leathery monsters with an enterprising look into the astoundingly complicated field of hair and fur. Shrek is a joke now, but it revolutionised the field of animation. Shrek finally prompted the Academy to add an Award for Best Animated Feature; after Beauty and the Beast lost Best Picture a few years before, Shrek was the point they could no longer dismiss the art and effort that go into animated films.

It also killed interest in 2D animation in the west but that’s none of my business

[mrmeriwether]

Never forget that they had to tone down the detail on Fiona’s hair because it looked TOO realistic to the point it was distracting.

[telltaletypist]

[fratboykate]

Just fucking wow

THE DOUBLE STANDARD LMAO

[1995lahaine]

Adam driver ordering at Starbucks

[pamanderson-deactivated20211006]

One thing abt Catwoman.. you know she’s gonna cut a circle in the glass w her nail

[scoobrt]

Feel like if you gave a british person a normal sandwich theyd dip it in mud before eating it

[adanceofdragons-deactivated2021]

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

LMAOOOOO

[killue]

[dateamonster]

i said oooh girl

smooch me like an enchanted seal

[dateamonster]

selkie girl

catch a fish for a romantic meal

[greggturkington]

you just dont see this kind of thing anymore

[snaaail]

the two images that caused the apocalypse

[mariamlovesyou]

[chell-min]

whoopsies 😳