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newmilky

My contribution to the development of Zoe, a champion for League of Legends. Thanks a lot to my wonderful team!

THE SIGNS AND THEIR PERSONALITIES

Stop Sign: Strict

Speed Limit Sign: Cautious

One Way Sign: Stubborn

Yield Sign: Shy

Keep Out Sign: Secretive

anorable

two characters: have a sun/moon dichotomy going on

me: (wheezing, grappling for breath) i am but a humble peddler, besotted by thy starlike metaphor,

kojilinx

Lost too many friends to suicide in just five years. Please share.

esportkittz

Click on the match to get the infographic:

Edward Gaming vs Samsung White

(Zilean, Orianna, Lucian, Tristana, Rumble, Maokai, KhaZix, Jarvan, Nami, Thresh)

Team SoloMid vs SK Gaming

(Yasuo, Orianna, Lucian, Tristana, Alistar, Mundo, KhaZix, Lee Sin, Nami, Sona)

Dark Passage vs AHQ

...

#leagueoflegends #worlds #groupstage

kumako365jp

tricky art!

Sky Williams spoiling the shit out of me. Too good!

#sky #leagueoflegends #childish gambino #parody

sugarspankhorn-deactivated20180

glowstick-rave

Omfg what is this nonsense

kojilinx

Holla...

kojilinx

Weaboos don’t know about Blast of Tempest. Shakespeare isn’t Japanese after all.

ibearmyfangsatgod

U can drop the weebos bs cuz I’m white and I’ve seen this 2x all the way thru , don’t act like slanty eye pricks own Every anime ever made . Smd you salty japbo

kojilinx

Someone's butt-hurt on the internet! Oh no! Actually, if you were to take "Anime" for what it is, then on the contrary, yes every "anime" or if you'll indulge me as I take this a step further, every アニメ ever made is owned by slanty eyed pricks, you limp dick ignorant piece of shit. That weaboo comment piss you off? Are you one? No? Then what the fuck are you talking shit for? Go read something and get that IQ up a few points before you try this shit with me. I got all the time in the world to break down whatever you have to say and make you look like a fucking retard. But hey, you're doing a bang-up job on your own. So to conclude, no I wasn't specifically talking about you. But if the shoe fits, go right ahead and wear it. You should put your dick beaters to better use by sticking to the porn blogs, motherfucker.

#let's play

chronicallylate-blog

HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS

put shorts on

put legs in one leg hole

pull up and on to shoulder

instant fashion

glitterweave

And here we have glitterweave sporting a beautiful Sunset Yellow

NEVER forget to accessorize

silversora-deactivated20190324

well one of us is going to have to change

plainpictures

emfys-nest

You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that I’d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time.

itsvondell-deactivated20180104

imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun

raggediestandi-deactivated20160

"look kid we’re a ridiculous distance from a bunch of broken rocks how could you possibly be bored this is totally an appropriate vacation spot for someone this age."

kanthia

Ah, fuck. Shit like this always gets to me, the tired old technophobe spiel and maybe it’s because it’s so rampant in my field (I work in outdoor education), but it just starts feeling so goddamn derivative after a while, nouveau hipsters who think the world is ending because kids play too many video games.

But what we’re missing is that this kid’s parents bought him his SP and a copy of Leaf Green (the employee at the game store said it would be perfect for him) so that he would shut up on the plane ride over and not bother them in the hotel, imagining that as soon as they touched down the kid would put the thing down and appreciate all the castles and grass and cafes and operas and rocks and ~*~culture~*~, because that’s what culture and history are, right? A bunch of old rocks.

What they missed is this kid staying up way past his bedtime the night before their plane flew out on message boards and chat rooms trying to find out which is the best starter, finally settled on a Squirtle and named it Rocky, and right now while his parents are appreciating rocks he and Rocky have got to save the whole world from Team Rocket because he’s a hero and that’s what heroes do and he’s so invested in this story and this world, he thinks he might have found the place where Machops live, why should he care about a guide droning on about Romans and a bunch of old people taking pictures? But please, go ahead and take the Gameboy from him, break it in half and remind him that you spent A LOT on this vacation, and HOW DARE HE. You will FORCE him to ENJOY his GODDAMN VACATION because it’s REAL LIFE. Wonder why he’s so upset, you’re the one who spent money on the thing? All he invested in it was time and emotion, and those things are definitely less important than money, when you’re eight. Wonder why he’s so disconnected from education, when you’ve managed to turn it into a punishment, a deprivation, a source of misery? Go on and repeat the tired old technophobe line until you’re red in the face, share it on Facebook and reblog it on Tumblr and retweet it on Twitter: nobody but you knows how to live ~*~REAL LIFE~*~ because we’re so busy exploring imaginary worlds.

Kids don’t just need to be taught when to use devices, we as their parents and guardians also need to be taught why they use devices. If a kid is more invested in Kanto than Stonehenge, why? How can we change our approach so kids ~*~appreciate real history~*~? And if not, can’t we just accept and appreciate that this kid will go back to the third grade, say “Yeah, I saw Stonehenge, it was neat, but who wants to trade a Haunter for my Machoke?”

shehasathree

the commentary!

sixpenceee

EVERYDAY THE SAME DREAM is an art game about alienation and refusal of labour. You are a faceless, unnamed man going about his business. The game has alternatives endings. Will you end up going to work and working in a little cubicle like every day, or will you take another route and do something different for once?

PLAY IT HERE

You may also like: ENTITY

thebartolonomicron

OK LEMME TALK ABOUT EVERY DAY THE SAME DREAM.

My history of game design teacher had us play through this game for ten minutes one class, and then played it on the projector.

At first no one seemed to really get it, it just seemed like a daily life simulator with catchy music (the music carries the game beautifully, don’t play it on mute if you can help it).

Then some of the other students began murmuring and questioning the point of the game after a few play throughs.

Yes, there are different ways to end the day, but the game has only one true ending, which is reached after ending the day every way possible.

Don’t judge the game by the minimalist graphics and simple gameplay mechanics. Every Day the Same Dream is a brilliantly crafted and for some a highly therapeutic experience.

Things you do one day can and often will affect the following days, (your wife leaves you, the homeless man vanishes, you lose your job, etc.) Until you’re left with only one final option, which I won’t spoil.

To paraphrase my professor, this game makes you look for a deeper meaning, not just in the game but also in yourself. It takes you to a place within yourself you need to be to understand yourself and how you interact with the real world. Play it all the way through and see for yourself.

sixpenceee

I think everyone needs to hear this

summonerscode

Exhibit 357

Malphite [All][10:31]: omg zyra so op, stupid burst

Zyra [All][10:45]: don’t bring rock to a grass fight retard

(Thanks to exposedyourlies for the quote!)

#bill nye #john oliver #climate change

Weaboos don't know about Blast of Tempest. Shakespeare isn't Japanese after all.

#blast of tempest #zetsuen no tempest #fuwa aika #shakespeare #the tempest

ggcmontecristo

Riot’s announcements for North America and Europe regarding LCS playoffs, released today, contain two important details: a change in format and the dates of competition.

I applaud Riot’s decision to alter the format of such an important tournament to best-of-fives, which I consider by far the...