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[itsapmseymour]

And if you’ll look to your left, you will see cyana, the physical embodiment of the word ‘cute’

This is what you see

[itsapmseymour]

You're alone in your home at dead of night,

You hear the sound of a door being pushed slowly open,

Uncontrollably, you say "Hello?"

A few seconds go by, no response,

Perhaps nothing is there,

But then, you faintly hear,

"H-hewwo? (oωo)"

[itsapmseymour]

And then out of the corner you see him,

Shywa WaBeuwuf

[itsapmseymour]

Texture brushes please my brain

Before texture After Texture

[itsapmseymour]

Be sure to do your stretches when drawing

[itsapmseymour]

Understanding and practicing textures,

A One Week Difference

[virginiaisforhaters]

??????????

!!!!!!!!!!!

[virginiaisforhaters]

this has a small handful of notes now so i just wanna say before someone decides to attack that this is someone who stole from a family owned small business and if you do that you deserve this 

[stimman4000]

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[adranova]

Me: Oooo, rocks on my dash? Yes please

Me a second later:

[itsapmseymour]

30 minutes until Birthday~

Have your OCs join the party if you wanna!

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

i think a lot about this interaction at a coffee shop because it was the first time I head another friend group say "dead dad club."

[gustavowasright-deactivated2022]

Men who refrain from misogynistic comments until a woman does something rude or immoral or mean are in fact regular old misogynists! Actually, a lot of the time those men’s passion arises primarily not from condemnation of her actions, but from EXCITEMENT at getting to express their misogyny in an “acceptable” format. Well guess what asshole, anyone with a brain can see through your bullshit, and I personally hate you.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I’m fostering a cat after years of only having dogs, and I just ADORE how u can toss them around like hackysacks

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

when she is being a Brat i toss her onto the bed or sofa and she just PLOPS down like a smug little lion reveling in their throne of cushions

[tea-at-221]

Cats: “You can throw me, but I will thwart you by LIKING it.”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it shouldn’t take becoming a parent to realize that women are people & people matter. i’m glad people are discovering their humanity but you shouldn’t be having kids if you haven’t done that already

[alarajrogers]

What’s most disturbing is that most of these guys who didn’t realize a woman was a person until they had a daughter… already had a wife.

[itsapmseymour]

Vibin

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

alien species that is notoriously bad at guessing human gender bc they think we all just look like weird squid

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they just do not pick up on external gender indicators at all. to them we are simply gloopy alien flesh squids from outer space and that overwhelms all other details

[magicallyemily]

Before February ends, a miracle is going to happen

[curlsandstems]

I receive it.

[lis-lis-deactivated20210826]

Receiving this positive energy

[crvvn]

im not immune to valentines meg

[la-fumettista]

Surely real life works exactly like it does in video games.