CHEER UP, THE END IS COMING

It's a lie! indie + selective + rules

[clownne]

                                         gnna hit rock bottom w a round of applause! 6.21

[kokichi-core-blog]

@luckjunkie​ / 

❛ Nishishi! My subordinates helped everyone shut down all public places and events so we could spend all day together as you tend to my needs, it's an international holiday! Well, that's a lie. I'm not as conceited as Iruma-chan!  ❞

❛ Don't worry Komaeda-chan, I wouldn’t say you're useless stupid scum I'd say you're more updog than anything! though, I'm happy to receive all the thoughtful gifts you've brought me! This is your only chance to impress an evil supreme leader like me!! No pressure!  ❞

[deepspacefatal-deactivated20250]

Day 3  Hope / Despair

mastermind power couple

@oumasaiweek

[kokichi-core-blog]

mckeitbeautiful‌:

@kokichi-core || wanted Alois

Heels of his boots created heavy clicks against the tile; each step hoping to intimidate someone (or many someones) in their path. Alois may have looked sweet enough, if his mischievous expressions weren’t taken into consideration, but there was still a darkened feeling beneath every action. Every word planned and precise – just like those he had designated for the boy set within his sights. 

Stopping before the other, the blond flashed a smile, offered a quick flutter of eyelashes, and held his notebook a bit closer to his chest to put out the air of that of a ‘schoolboy crush.’ Alois waited a beat before finally speaking. “You wouldn’t happen to be free to spend time with me after school today, would you?” 

     ❛ Hmm.. maaaybe! Only if you promise to keep me entertained, who knows what will happen if I get bored. I am an evil supreme leader after all, you don't want to get on my bad side.    Nishishi! ❞   

     Kokichi let out a mischievous smile as a laugh escaped his lips. He was aware that Alois was up to something but he was excited to see what he had in store for him, nonetheless.

[kokichi-core-blog]

itz a lie !

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lovesubsity‌:

Kei noticably cringed at the list of kills Kokichi had come up with, alarmed at the fact that he either thought it up on the spot or just had it ready to go. Maybe this guy was dangerous, if not to others than possibly to HIMSELF.

❛  L-Look, forget I said that, alright? I don’t want to die, ❞ Kei huffed. He changed his tone again to something softer, as if he’d only just remembered he needed to drop the attitude to appear nicer, ❛ Of course, you’re just kidding around, RIGHT? Haha… An organization that big would surely be caught if they were killing people. ❞

❛ I never kid around or lie! I hate liars! It takes a lot of work to keep things under wraps, but that's just how it is when you run an organization like mine. Even members of the Yakuza fear the power I hold in my hands! ❞

PFFT! How gullible was he anyway? Completely ignoring the fact Kei had declined his offer to join DICE, Kokichi began to explain what he would have to do to be allowed in.

❛ Now that you’re in training to be one of my underlings, it’s time to prove yourself! So what do you want to do first? I’ll even let you choose because I'm sooo generous! How about we rob a bank! You can charm them with your good looks while I grab the cash or something. ❞

[craigslits]

[kokichi-core-blog]

✘ - Do you believe in love at first sight? 🙃

                                                                            truth asks / 6/10 / accepting

❛Nahh, I want someone who loves me for me! …Every annoying part of my personality, yep! I’m not going to change who I am just for some hot piece of ass❞

❛  Though, if you’re planning to win my heart you’ll have to pass all my tests! you’ll have to sign a liability waiver in case you get electrocuted, stabbed, robbed, or framed for murder! ❞

[kokichi-core-blog]

✘ - What is your problem? //vhvjf another ask bc. yeah

                                                                  truth asks / 5/10 / accepting 

❛ I have tons of problems, but right now my problem is you! What do you even want, huh? ❞

❛ Are you trying to learn all my dark secrets and take my leadership position? You’re so mean! WAHHHHHHHHHHH!!  ❞ 

[kokichi-core-blog]

ctrlaltkibo‌:

│⚙️│ “…Am I really considered a ‘shitty excuse’ for a robot? Does a microwave really have better functionality than I do?”

❛ Well, what can you do keeboy? Can you fly? Dispense cola and tea from your eyes? Do you have a radio clock with an alarm embedded in your chest? ❞

Kokichi’s eyes began to light up as he began to imagine all the possibilities of what Keebo could actually do, with his help they could probably pull off some pretty impressive pranks...

❛ Well what is it? I’m waiting. Now’s your time to prove you’re the #1 robot! ❞

[kokichi-core-blog]

✘ do you hate robots in particular or just keebo?

                                                                         truth asks / 4/10 / accepting

❛ Eh? I’m Keeboy’s BEST friend! Possibly even future lover when I find out if robots have dicks… well that was a lie, whoops! Just cause’ he’s a shitty excuse for a robot and even a microwave or bird can do more than he can or a… What was I talking about?❞

❛ Oh well, yeah it’s just Keebitch! Robots are super duper cool especially when you battle them to the death! We should do that with Keeboy && a roomba!  ❞

[kokichi-core-blog]

✘ - What's your guiltiest guilty pleasure?

                                                            truth asks / 3/10 / accepting

❛ Weell… I obviously like it hard and rough and when guys (CENSORED) my $#%@! then- (REMOVED DUE TO OFFENSIVE CONTENT) ❞

❛ …But some boring people won’t do that because its ‘dangerous’ or ’it’s difficult to stay hard if i accidently cut off my finger ’. Anyways! feels so good to get that off my chest! Thanks Kei~❞

[kokichi-core-blog]

✘everything's for appearances, right? whether it be the lying up to no good classmate or the leader of an organization - getting tired yet?

                                                  truth asks / 2/10 / accepting

❛ Maaan… you saw right through me! I do it all for my friends && adoring subordinates ! Think of how boring it would be here without me. ❞

❛ But don’t get me wrong, I really am the SHSL Supreme Leader! I have the title and everything. Though…It really is tiring work, but it’s very rewarding running an organization like mine. I’m sure you wouldn’t understand, an edgy poser like you probably doesn’t have any friends! ❞ 

[kokichi-core-blog]

✘ + Does Kokichi secretly hope he'll actually grow closer with at least some of his classmates?

                                        truth asks / 1/10 / accepting

❛Huh? that’s what you’re going to ask? You should be asking for the location of my organization,  or how many people i’ve killed or… my one true weakness! Well, whatever! I don’t care.❞

❛I… of course I do, duh! I’m not some emotionless roomba y’know? Though, to be honest… it’s not your fault if you didn’t notice, i’ll just have to increase all my charming antics and win your heart! ❞   

[memeingovermemes]

My muse has to tell nothing but the truth for 10 asks.

Ask them funny questions, get personal, query about the people around them or pester them for their deepest darkest secrets - go wild! Include ✘ with the asks!

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lovesubsity‌:

❛ AH, is that all? Go ahead, I’ve got ways of dealing with- ❞ Kei began with recital in his tone, before reminding himself that he wasn’t speaking with any client. That’s right - this stranger had nothing on him, so there was no need to panic and bluff. He stopped himself and paused before speaking again.

❛ A million and work for you? ❞ Kei asked, returning the shorter male’s gaze. He knew there were plenty of criminal ultimates, but surely he wasn’t actually in danger here, right? ❛ Now you’re hurting MY feelings - you don’t think I’m worth over a million on my own? ❞

Kokichi took note of the sentence the other had managed to start, hm. Okay, interesting... What was with this guy? What a real pain in the ass! He could just tell this was going to be a great way to spend the day harassing this loser. 

❛ Deal with..? Oh man, that’s so scary!!! Are you related to Harukawa-chan?? How are you gonna do it HUH? Are you going to stab me? Bludgeon me? Drown me? Crush me with a hydraulic press? ❞ As he listed things off he got louder and more excited with each option. 

❛  It’s prooooobably not a good idea to mess with me though, I have an organization with over 10,000 members. My subordinates would definitely come after you if you laid a hand on me, nishishi! ❞

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continued / @lovesubsity​

❛ UH-HUH, you totally DID hurt my feelings! You can’t just go around saying whatever you want y’know?  Luckily for you, I’m a forgiving leader. ❞

Kokichi leaned in closer to the ultimate, with a very serious tone, unfitting for his childish demeanor. He made sure to keep his eyes locked on Namane’s. 

❛ I’ll accept your apology if you send over a million dollars before taxes and come work for my super secret organization! otherwise I might just have to kill you! ❞