🐻's self-ship blog

untagged 🔞 | 20s | he/him

[unspecificyume]

Imagine your f/o catching themselves staring at you and looking away so fast they nearly pull a muscle.

[barayume]

"But I can't be TOO indulgent in my selfships!"

It's called SELFshipping! It's about YOU! Do what makes you happy, because your relationship is only meant for YOU (and a couple of friend n mutuals who go rabid when you post about you and your F/O).

"But canon-"

IS A SUGGESTION! Dead F/O? Ignore it! Sexuality doesn't align with your gender? It does NOW! Canon love interest? Sorry i ated them they're gone, go kiss your beloved!

I know it can be embarrassing, but that's how you know you're hitting the GOOD stuff. Indulge in that kink you're too shy to talk about with your F/O, draw them in something cute, draw them in an AU, genderbend them, headcanon them up the wazoo- go nuts!

I feel like I make a post like this every week but it's important to remember! Don't stop short of making yourself TRULY happy! Go for what you wanna go for, and if people can't handle that, then that's their problem.

I hope every selfshipper (and ficto selfshippers) have an amazing rest of their day, or if it's night, an amazing tomorrow!

[tabathastan]

Hey there!! May I please request soft, fluffy relationship headcanons between Angel Dust x reader?💖🥹

Angel is surprisingly a very warm and persistent cuddler. Once he's decided it's cuddle time, you are staying put. He loves draping his multiple arms over you like a fuzzy, eight-limbed blanket, burying his face in your neck or hair, and purring softly (yes, he definitely purrs).

Despite his late-night lifestyle, he loves waking up next to you. He'll usually be the first to reach out, finding your hand or pulling you closer for a quiet moment before the chaos of the day begins. He'll even try to make you breakfast, if "making breakfast" means ordering the most absurdly expensive room service or using his powers to just magically produce a donut.

He insists on having a shared vanity mirror, even if he takes up 90% of the space with his wigs, makeup, and fluffing tools. He loves doing his makeup while you're getting ready, occasionally offering to do a dramatic eye look for you or fluff up your hair with his expert technique.

Only you and maybe Cherri Bomb know the real him. He'll occasionally take off the layers the elaborate outfits, the heavy makeup, even the signature stilettos and just exist with you in comfortable silence, leaning into you while wearing only a giant, fluffy robe.

He uses his extra hands for the best little things. One hand might be scrolling on his phone, another might be holding a magazine, but there's always one free to gently play with your hair, trace patterns on your arm, or sneakily hold your hand under the table.

When you're upset or overwhelmed, he drops the sassy act entirely. He'll pull you onto his chest, use his softest furred arms to hug you tightly, and quietly reassure you in his deep, actual voice. He might offer a slightly vulgar joke, but only as a loving distraction, not to invalidate your feelings.

While he presents himself as self-serving, he is fiercely protective of you. If anyone, demon or Overlord dares to look at you the wrong way or speak ill of you, you'll see a flash of real danger in his eyes. He won't hesitate to deploy a spider web shot or a well-aimed explosive to defend your honor.

His dates are extra. Expect exclusive parties, high-end (and probably dangerous) casinos, or even just a private movie night where he's somehow managed to acquire every snack you could possibly crave, complete with a massive sound system and a custom pillow fort.

While he calls everyone "babe" or "sugar," his pet names for you are distinctly softer and more intimate. Think things like "Dollface," "Pillow," or even just your name whispered quietly when he's being sincere.

[wik-ships]

where's the love for irritable f/o's? f/o's that mutter under their breath in frustration, f/o's that grumble and gripe over every little thing, f/o's that insist they're being realistic when everyone else is dramatic.

they might seem cold but they're the softest once you crack them open; they're desperate for a little affection and care deep down. they'll still insist they don't, of course, but just kiss their cheek and they'll melt against you.

dividers by suupersonic and @whor3ing!!

[saetiate]

When you’re on top of him trying to fit his cock inside of you but you’ve only made your way down just a little further than the tip and he does this low chuckle before telling you that you’re so wet you’re dripping down his cock

[wik-ships]

aloof f/o who can't keep their hands off of you once you get home. they swear they're not doing it on purpose, huffing out excuses as their hand lingers on your hip, their thigh pressed against yours as you cook dinner. they insist they don't like skinship but it's hard to believe them when they're playing absentmindedly with your hair while you lay together. they just can't keep their hands to themselves!!

dividers by suupersonic and @whor3ing!!

[mydiluc]

your faves low and raspy morning voice in your ear, a kiss to your jaw, and their arm around your waist pulling you closer to keep you curled against them for a few more minutes…..

[unspecificyume]

Imagine your f/o cheering for you at something genuinely low-stakes; finishing your food, finding your keys, parallel parking, like you've just won something.

[unspecificyume]

Imagine your f/o trying to lean casually against something when you look at them. They misjudge the distance. They recover quickly. You saw everything.

[unspecificyume]

Imagine your f/o hearing your favorite song play somewhere and just... lighting up. Grabbing your hands. Swaying a little. Right there in public. Zero shame.

[unspecificyume]

imagine your f/o getting asked "do you like them or something" and their denial being so bad it's actually painful to witness

[unspecificyume]

imagine your f/o telling themselves they're not going to make it weird and then immediately making it weird

[unspecificyume]

Imagine your f/o quietly amazed by how certain you are about them. They keep waiting for you to change your mind. You don't. Slowly, they stop waiting.

[unspecificyume]

Imagine your f/o getting asked if they're jealous and genuinely tilting their head like the question doesn't compute. Jealous? No. You're already theirs. There's nothing to be jealous of. Do you see the difference. Do you understand.

[namelessthirst]

Catching Print: Hazbins

nsfw obvi. :3c I wanna do a human vers too iffin we ever get more than the 3. Unless yall wanna rly short one with those guys? Or some unoffcial hcs?

Could do the girls too if theres interest?

Vox: 50% chance you'll see what hes packing. Because half the time he props it up to make it look bigger. The other half hes trying to look more Professional. Will show off more if he knows you're looking.

Val: You are not catching print, the print is catching you. If he catches you looking, you're going on his lap to feel it next.

Angel: He tucks a lot, so probably not much there. Unless hes teasing you. (Is there Top angel propaganda, im deeply curious.)

Pentious: No. He doesn't wear pants. There is a slit tho. He will try to pull his top down to hide his boners.

Alastor: Similar to Husker- there is a sheath involved. A little more bulge to it, but still not indicative of truth, except for what the balls provide. Will absolutely call you out for looking.

Lucifer: Grower not a shower I will die by this. But also if he's Having Fun... This man DOES shapechange. Sooo. I'm just saying. Especially if he knows you're looking. Someone had to explain to him what the phrase meant. (It was angel. "wdym theres a word for that now? why?" same luci same.) Might accidentally change it to match his excitement. horsedick who said that-

Adam: Shower not a grower (reversal of themes my beloved). He's obnoxious about it. Lots of baggy pants that can hide it, but he knows about the gray sweatpants thing... And uses it to show off.

Baxter: Short guys with huge dicks my beloved. There is a reason he wears that long labcoat.

Husker: I'm a freak so we're rolling with anthro dick. No a whole lot to see-unless he's already turned on. There still some plump there. Fluffy balls.

Abel: Shapely print. And by that I mean you can make out the distinctly between dick and balls in the right clothes. The genes come thru strong

Zestial: Hidden. Mostly because of the cloak- but also because its Not Gentlemanly to show such things. Yes he has to be told what it means. Bewildered but endeared that you're so curious. Really, all you had to do was ask.

Maestro: (I'm an undertale fan and skeleton simp, I've been preparing for this my whole life) It glows. Thru his pants.

[citrinefix]

f/o who is touch starved and is not subtle about it. f/o who always sits a little too close. always leans on your shoulder. always brushes hands and hugs you a little longer than normal. playfully jabs and punches at you for any excuse to make contact. holds things out of your reach so you have to lean over them to snatch it back.

[unspecificyume]

imagine your f/o seeing you scrunch your nose at something and they have to look away and collect themselves