Kol

Super Mario enthusiast • they/she/he • 🇧🇷 • Neurodivergent

[blackeyewhiterose]

It was hard to see Frank’s family photos clearly in canon, so I grabbed these from the Netflix prop auction a little while ago and cleaned them up. Feel free to make use of them for any really sad Punisher fan projects you’re working on.

[smashingpumpkinsversion]

My laptop is acting weird, so I'm going to post little Frank headcannons on my phone. (I hate typing on my phone).

Content Warning: It's sad, and I'm not going to hold your hand.

Frank makes his bed every morning. Without fail. It is part of his routine. It doesn't matter where he is (physically or mentally) he feels like he needs to. Tidiness was drilled into him in the Marines. It makes sense for him to keep some of that uniformity.

This man does not need caffeine to stay awake for hours on end. He stays awake out of spite.

He has a soft spot for stuffed animals. He doesn't have any, but his gaze lingers on them at the grocery checkout or in the windows of toy stores. They remind him of better times.

He visits the graves of his family on special dates. Birthdays, anniversaries, Christmas with the kids. He never shows up empty-handed, whether it's with alcohol or flowers, depending on the occasion.

I don't think he drinks as often as some fics suggest. He keeps his body strong by working out and hitting protein goals. Alcohol would counteract that. He definitely drinks, but in moderation.

His ability to have a romantic relationship is practically non-existent because, in his mind, he is still married and committed to Maria. He refuses to let death part them.

I apologize, I listened to "How Did It End?" And "Haunted" while I wrote this. Taylor Swift influences my writing, and you all have to suffer with me.

[poreyneel]

Hello, my love You're still my everything And all the songs we'd sing Become the soundtrack of my soul Hello, my love We made the most of this life Now I hold a fear of what comes after it all And I won't let go, no Beautiful to the bitter end

[neurophilee]

[nullipheye]

Which could mean nothing

[ffspy]

i don't know what i'm doing

[burningfudge]

frank having an open flap on the windshield of his truck is killing me. this man really got a custom made windshield to make it easier to shoot people while driving 😭

[yunyuu]

DD men and their text pt.1 (the left side is them)

[razzadoop]

this applies to both of them

[suppermariobroth]

Top: artwork used for an officially licensed 2026 Mario Kart World T-shirt from Japan. It is a 2D rendition of a promotional render for the game.

Bottom: the original render, for comparison.

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[beardedmrbean]

[starspangledmenace]

[decompose1]

real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????

[decompose1]

why is this getting notes again everyone STOP talking about white collar & rich guy shit i am a BLUE COLLAR DYKE!!!! THIS IS A JANITORIAL COMPANY!!!! i will NOT let you make this about white collar businessmen the poors are funny too ok

[black-quadrant]

ADHD affects how I experience time, not how I experience attachment. I love you. I miss you. I just don't realize how long it’s been since I last said that, let alone messaged.

I understand that most normal functioning brains need regular engagement to maintain a bond. Absence doesn’t diminish my affection. My silence isn’t neglect or disinterest. It’s time blindness and object impermanence. The contact gap is purely neurological, not emotional. Thank you for being patient with my inconsistency and holding a seat in your heart for me.

[glitteringcrab]

What I find absolutely hilarious is that IF:

(a) the theory of Rick C-137 personally triggering the retroactive use of the Omega Device on Dianes is true

AND

some sort of combination of the theories of:

(b) Rick Prime puppeteering his decoys like Eyepatch Morty and Puppetmaster Rick did (or maybe with Unity Prime playing a part in it)

AND

(c) Rick Prime being like a virus that contaminates more gullible Ricks, absorbs them and makes them a part of his own web

are true, then...

...it's likely Rick C-137 was completely honest here lol

As in:

Rick C-137 did have a fight with a version of Rick. Said version fired the Omega Device against Dianes during the fight

Morty just missed it (I'm dead XD)

The fight did take place on top of Hoover Dam (?? I guess?? Maybe? I mean it's a kinda dumb fighting location, but what can I say? This could be a lie. I'm more puzzled as to why Prime would build the first Omega Device on top of Hoover Dam. And are there even spikes at the bottom of it?? ANYWAY)

Said version of Rick got badly injured during the fight by falling on a sharp spike (lol how anticlimatic) and was dying.

Therefore Rick C-137 defeated the "version of Rick who killed his wife"...

...and also did something to free him from the influence of Rick Prime's possession/mind control/virus.

So, as he got to die a free man, the Rick thanked Rick C-137. Like a werewolf.

...

(...Okay the last part is a bummer.)

If those theories are true, then Rick Prime would be truly, truly evil. I mean, he has committed casual infinite murder, but this would be casual endless torture of countless Ricks, and for what? Just so Prime could be best?

[pumpkinseed001]

ok this is me fixing it XD I'm recovered from the finale, back to my ship

[arealtrashact]

Spare the rod