Katelyn

A yapper who fears the yap | Former emo kid with too many micro fandoms | +18

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Hi!! Welcome to my page! My name is Kate and I write fucking weird shit. I take requests, and I am honestly down for anything. My writing schedule is chaotic because, unfortunately, I have bills to pay. And Tumblr isn't paying my bills.

So, here is a list of fandoms I am in/willing to write for.

Daredevil

The Punisher

Obey Me! [Brothers and Dateables]

Doctor Who (2005- Current)

Labyrinth (1986)

If there's one that you want that isn't on here, just ask. I've been a part of so many fandoms. I will probably forget some. My entire life is based on consuming media so if I dont know a fandom, I'll probably just look it up and fucking join after a month of consuming content.

Asks are open 👐

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Barbatos artwork I did for a comm for a moot on a server! First time drawing him, he reminds me of a giant salamander, love this guy lol

It is from a while back I just forgot to post it LMAO

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I love the way his nose is drawn!!!

[chillyfeetsteak]

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Chalk is squids road.

[communismlives]

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Slice of the Ao3

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

i was training a young person at work, and she referred to sexual assault as "SA" out loud, and i immediately was like, "no, it's sexual assault, call it what it is," bc idgaf if the algorithm overlords have taught y'all that you should fear direct language, how tf do any of you expect to ever address real issues with any amount of seriousness if you can't even say the words? imagine an advocate looking a sexual assault survivor in the eyes and asking "did he grape you?" it's absolutely fucking absurd, but these young interns and new hires are coming into an environment where we deal with survivors of all different kinds of abuse, and they're coming with the mindset that the words are as bad as the actions, and that makes them shitty at the job and look juvenile af

i HATE self-censorship for a lot of reasons, but being in crisis work makes it even more frustrating. who are you censoring for? like i am being so fr, WHO are you censoring for? have you even thought it through? people who have been raped know that they have been raped. if someone attempts suicide or is grieving someone who did, saying "sewer slide" isn't going to protect them from any of the feelings. a murder victim's family isn't going to feel better bc you said "unalived" instead of murdered. if anything, it's just extremely invalidating and othering. it's saying "what happened to you is so bad that i won't even say the word," which is NOT trauma-informed care. you are not protecting survivors/victims when you self-censor. the ONLY things you protect when you self-censor are the puritanical ideologies that are being encouraged by rich fascists who want your money and obedience

say the fucking words, guys. just say the goddamn words before i go insane!!!

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Yes, I will run away with you

[zombieforcefield]

Red thread of fate

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MC really said "Ho life or no life ✌️"

[kagaririn]

How dare they hid his thighs from me behind that frame. I had to draw it myself

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Exploring those thighs

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Uhhh

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Barbatos and his sons

Only one was planned

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BITCH YOU JUST DROWNED MY SON

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My man is in the kitchen, where he belongs

Bonus;

Baby, I want you to put me in MY place

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Barbatos misses his son

And its not Solomon

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[tsukii0002]

Diavolo: Mc, I've noticed you're not in the cafeteria at lunchtime.

Mc: Oh, that. Well, I prefer to eat alone, so I look for a quiet spot to do that.

Diavolo: But… the RAD is enchanted; the locations change and-

Mc: I know *pulling out a map*, but I’ve learned the patterns and can tell exactly where these spots are at any given time.

Diavolo: That’s… impressive.

Mc: Right? I’m pretty proud of it.

Diavolo: But Mc *very serious*, is there someone bothering you to do that?

Mc: The truth is, Dia, it’s just that…

Diavolo: *very attentive*

Mc: I can’t stand people watching me eat.

Diavolo: Huh?

Mc: It’s just too much for me, I feel like they’re watching me *narrowing eyes*, judging me while I eat my soup.

Diavolo: Oh *smiling*

Mc: It happens to me at the House of Lamentations, too *pulling out another map*, it’s fun to see the brothers getting desperate.

Diavolo: Fascinating *laughing*.

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[featheredcrowbones]

nothing has ever shined as brightly as you do

happy dialuci week hosted by the lovely @pseudonymphomania ㅤꨄ︎

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In the last few months I realized that I am allergic to most cat litter dusts. I haven't singled out a specific component in it but yeah. That explains why I've been getting sinus infections almost monthly since 2016.

Unfortunately my cats are picky with their litter scents and textures. So it has been an insane battle to find something that works for everyone.

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I would also like to specify that my eldest cat is 15 years old and changing ANYTHING in her routine would be like pulling the teeth she does not have.

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

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Yeah, I ate to many fucking vegetables and now I'm too damn tall

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In the last few months I realized that I am allergic to most cat litter dusts. I haven't singled out a specific component in it but yeah. That explains why I've been getting sinus infections almost monthly since 2016.

Unfortunately my cats are picky with their litter scents and textures. So it has been an insane battle to find something that works for everyone.