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Which could mean nothing

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The way the crowbar was jammed unceremoniously into HL’s skull was way too similar to a livestock bolt-gun for me to enjoy comfortably.

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Frankenstein’s monster

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Reposting for the occasion since he’s probably gonna die tomorrow

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Homelander, I am so fucking sorry that the soulless blood-soaked nazi-built mega-corporation that dehumanized you and tortured you physically and psychologically from the moment you took your first breath, in ways that are almost incomprehensible to the human mind, all for capitalistic greed… got to walk away from this series completely unscathed and intact and ready to make more hopeless monsters exactly like you.

You had to go, that’s true. You were a monster that could not be rehabilitated. But you were a monster that Vought made. You should have at least gotten to take Vought down with you. But that wasn’t in the cards I guess. Supes still exist and Vought still exists, and because of that, somewhere in the world in a laboratory deep underground another little child just might exist with a future as hopeless as your own.

[bidonica]

a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

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he was disgusted.

[the-future-is-chrome]

repeat after me. humans are not inherently evil humans are not like a virus on this earth humans do not “deserve” to go extinct or anything like that. we are living breathing animals that deserve space just like every other creature on this planet. there’s just a tiny amount of us that have a fuck ton of money and power and they really suck

[faggotette]

ecofascist rhetoric getting popular again and i don’t like it one bit

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Human beings deserve space just like other animals. But if you can help it, leave space for wild animals where you can. Humans account for more than 1/3 of all mammal biomass on planet earth. Our biomass is more than seven times greater than all wild mammals combined.

Our livestock and pets, which are primarily cattle, account for 59% of all biomass on planet earth.

That leaves just 5% as wild mammals, which includes thousands of different species, from elephants and deer to lions and whales. Only 5%..

Farmed pigs weigh as much as all of the world’s whales, orcas, sea otters, seals, and dolphins combined.

All the dogs in the world, including pets and feral dogs, weigh as much as all wild mammals on land.

You deserve space like all wild creatures. And all wild creatures deserve space too. Preserve what little bit of wild we have left. We all deserve to live.

Almost all of the world’s mammal biomass is humans and livestock

Humans and livestock make up 95% of the world’s mammal biomass; wild mammals are just 5%.

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What gets me is Maul’s devastation and promise to himself during his breakdown over Sidious:

“My home, my family, my brother; he took everything from me. I wont let him do this to anyone else!”

While he then proceeds to purposefully sabotage and abandon Daki to the hand of the empire, thereby taking from Devon the only thing she had left. A master and padawan surviving together and escaping Order 66 together seems to be extremely rare. But despite losing her home, her culture, her family, even her right to exist… at least she still had her master.

And then Maul proceeds to betray and purposefully sabotage Daki in his fight against Vader. Daki was everything that Devon had left and Maul took everything from from her.

Maul and his hypocritical oath….

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Ok but we’re all aware that Maul recreated a Duel of Fates with Daki and Devon in place of Qui Gon and Obi Wan right. A chasm/ray-shield separates the padawan from the Master, and said padawan is helpless of anything but to watch said master be murdered by the apprentice of Darth Sidious. The padawan screams out in rage and denial and then unleashes all nine circles of hell… Like Maul saw the opportunity to sabotage Daki and he did that on purpose. Because he wanted Devon to give into anger. And he’d seen that kind of anger once before in the generator facility on Theed with another padawan a long long time ago. He saw what that kind of anger could do and he figured “let’s try that again. From the top now…”

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Darth Maul, Sith Lord, crime lord, scorned ex-apprentice to the singular most powerful being in the galaxy, so committed to vengeance that he kept his bisected torso alive for a decade in an on-fire trash pit through nothing but shear force-of-will, doesn’t remember his birth name, first guy we ever saw to use a double bladed lightsaber, born on a planet where magic and witchcraft form part of everyday life, who had his sanity and first bi-pedal prosthetic legs given to him by The Supreme Mega Witch of his home planet using unexplainable green inter-galactic witch magic that can also make actual ZOMBIES, whose ONE goal was to kill the Jedi who took his legs and took his fate,,, now living in a world where his ex-master, the most powerful being in the galaxy and the physical manifestation of evil incarnate, has totally taken control of said galaxy and has also presumably killed the one Jedi he dedicated his life’s purpose to hunting, thereby leaving him aimless and disconnected and questioning of his place in the grand scheme of it all …. and we. are spendING. MORE TIME.

WITH the FUCKING.

NON-FORCE SENSITIVE.

NON-PLOT CONNECTED.

HUMAN.

SPACE COP ❗️‼️

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Here to complain, but why does maul feel like a side character in the show titled “maul: shadow lord.”